After reading these
my head is full of haiku
mostly rather bad

I dug up a bone
Could it be a dinosaur?
Oh, it's just a stick

snapping turtle hides
under the ferns by the path
naked toes skip by

yrytrey

the wonder of life
is that you are reading this
but it's not for you

we three used to sex.
now what? we fled ...to where? Death?
Or the world of dreams?

electric body
flowing down around the rave
a snake has more sense

loneley heritage
awaits an alien call
get me outta here

Look out the window
Now look at the electrons
Which world do you crave?

Squeeze and poke and prod
Puss upon the bathroom glass
The boil shall be gone!

Junior likes his Coke
and just between you and me
he drinks it all day

synthetic crystals
passes from solid state to gas
makes cool chemistry

Really great haiku
Offer many images.
Gas: complex topic.

Ash, you talking farts?
Or Organic Chemistry?
Or, just bad haikus?

Endorphins are cool
Ash has the right idea, folks
They cure what ails you

Teenaged Britney Spears
Has you by the banana
Aren't you a bit old?

Dr. Hacker grins.
Bring that boil my way, Haik You.
I'll pop it for you.

Oh poop. Is that true?
Drew Carey and friends FAKING?
Are you REALLY sure?

Hacker...you do know...
"Whose Line" isn't improvised
Does that kill the fun?

I WOULD like a boil
So I would have something to
Write poems about

Wait...I screwed it up...
"This site is about humor"
I had a brainfart

Ash, you are the man! (?)
This site is all about humor
And not poetics

OOPS! Like Britney Spears,
"I think I did it again!"
Ooh, the irony!

Scatological?
I just want to see this crap
Remain just that -- crap!

in some encounters
that powerful chemistry
is medication

industrial gas
known oxidising agent
leaving me reduced

a wet eye glistens
round, black, pinned amomgst the trees
a new leaf trembles

Flying ants don't fly
They wander without a clue
Scourge of the insects

When boil removing
Sandpaper courseness is key
I picked course by hand

silverfish skittles
slips and slides across the sink
squash, squelch, squirm sucker

slow friction entrances
darkness, surrender again
sweet this tender dance

MTV is weird
They have ugly V.J.'s there
Real World stinks bigtime

Velma and Shaggy
Both want to do the nasty
But will Scooby do?

For a whole week now
Nina Simone's been singin'
do i need prozac?

damn this computer
i know it plans to kill me
i hear it thinking

I'm so new at this
what the hell is a haiku?
how do you spell it?

Has anybody
figured out yet to scroll
from the bottom up?

One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten E-
Leven Twelve Thirteen

Madonna Mama
Your peony image takes
My breath away (GASP!!!)

Dr. Hacker asks:
Did you use fine or coarse grade?
By hand or machine?

Have nothing to do?
Why not make a bad haiku
Some fool may love you!

MMMMMMM a whisp of the hottest !!
Laying in satin and hot nylon lycra !
Hooo yesss Let it be next to me !

All things considered
...and your comments were welcomed
I chose sandpaper

One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven
One Two Three Four Five

the last peony
barren of blossoms wavers
in the breeze at dusk

Prolific Haik You
Prefers scatalogical
Images, it seems.

Jason, please tell us:
Is your boil all better now?
Which solution worked?

Be careful, Haik You.
What goes around, comes around.
Would YOU like a boil?

Images of pus
Coming from your stanky butt
Now we're on a roll!

Hot, hurtful pocket
Warm compresses help, but I
Suggest you lance it.