Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

we three used to sex.
now what? we fled ...to where? Death?
Or the world of dreams?
Haiku # 3586, June 17, 2000 11:59 am ET
by darkstar
electric body
flowing down around the rave
a snake has more sense
Haiku # 3585, June 17, 2000 11:54 am ET
by darkstar
loneley heritage
awaits an alien call
get me outta here
Haiku # 3584, June 17, 2000 11:50 am ET
by darkstar
Look out the window
Now look at the electrons
Which world do you crave?
Haiku # 3583, June 17, 2000 11:43 am ET
by darkstar23 of Venice, USA
Squeeze and poke and prod
Puss upon the bathroom glass
The boil shall be gone!
Haiku # 3582, June 16, 2000 8:15 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Junior likes his Coke
and just between you and me
he drinks it all day
Haiku # 3581, June 16, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
synthetic crystals
passes from solid state to gas
makes cool chemistry
Haiku # 3580, June 16, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Really great haiku
Offer many images.
Gas: complex topic.
Haiku # 3579, June 16, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Ash, you talking farts?
Or Organic Chemistry?
Or, just bad haikus?
Haiku # 3578, June 16, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Endorphins are cool
Ash has the right idea, folks
They cure what ails you
Haiku # 3577, June 16, 2000 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Teenaged Britney Spears
Has you by the banana
Aren't you a bit old?
Haiku # 3576, June 16, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Dr. Hacker grins.
Bring that boil my way, Haik You.
I'll pop it for you.
Haiku # 3575, June 16, 2000 2:36 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Oh poop. Is that true?
Drew Carey and friends FAKING?
Are you REALLY sure?
Haiku # 3574, June 16, 2000 2:34 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Hacker...you do know...
"Whose Line" isn't improvised
Does that kill the fun?
Haiku # 3573, June 16, 2000 11:55 am ET
by Haik You
I WOULD like a boil
So I would have something to
Write poems about
Haiku # 3572, June 16, 2000 11:51 am ET
by Haik You
Wait...I screwed it up...
"This site is about humor"
I had a brainfart
Haiku # 3571, June 16, 2000 11:47 am ET
by Haik You
Ash, you are the man! (?)
This site is all about humor
And not poetics
Haiku # 3570, June 16, 2000 11:45 am ET
by Haik You
OOPS! Like Britney Spears,
"I think I did it again!"
Ooh, the irony!
Haiku # 3569, June 16, 2000 11:41 am ET
by Haik You
Scatological?
I just want to see this crap
Remain just that -- crap!
Haiku # 3568, June 16, 2000 11:36 am ET
by Haik You
in some encounters
that powerful chemistry
is medication
Haiku # 3567, June 16, 2000 6:29 am ET
by ash
industrial gas
known oxidising agent
leaving me reduced
Haiku # 3566, June 16, 2000 5:54 am ET
by ash
a wet eye glistens
round, black, pinned amomgst the trees
a new leaf trembles
Haiku # 3565, June 15, 2000 5:41 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Flying ants don't fly
They wander without a clue
Scourge of the insects
Haiku # 3564, June 15, 2000 3:12 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
When boil removing
Sandpaper courseness is key
I picked course by hand
Haiku # 3563, June 15, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
silverfish skittles
slips and slides across the sink
squash, squelch, squirm sucker
Haiku # 3562, June 15, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
slow friction entrances
darkness, surrender again
sweet this tender dance
Haiku # 3561, June 15, 2000 11:34 am ET
by mount madonna mama
MTV is weird
They have ugly V.J.'s there
Real World stinks bigtime
Haiku # 3560, June 15, 2000 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Velma and Shaggy
Both want to do the nasty
But will Scooby do?
Haiku # 3559, June 15, 2000 9:37 am ET
by Jinkeeys
For a whole week now
Nina Simone's been singin'
do i need prozac?
Haiku # 3558, June 15, 2000 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of cleveland,
damn this computer
i know it plans to kill me
i hear it thinking
Haiku # 3557, June 15, 2000 6:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of cleveland,
I'm so new at this
what the hell is a haiku?
how do you spell it?
Haiku # 3556, June 15, 2000 6:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Has anybody
figured out yet to scroll
from the bottom up?
Haiku # 3555, June 15, 2000 6:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten E-
Leven Twelve Thirteen
Haiku # 3554, June 15, 2000 3:23 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Madonna Mama
Your peony image takes
My breath away (GASP!!!)
Haiku # 3553, June 15, 2000 3:17 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Dr. Hacker asks:
Did you use fine or coarse grade?
By hand or machine?
Haiku # 3552, June 15, 2000 3:15 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Have nothing to do?
Why not make a bad haiku
Some fool may love you!
Haiku # 3551, June 14, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Tran Tan Tai
MMMMMMM a whisp of the hottest !!
Laying in satin and hot nylon lycra !
Hooo yesss Let it be next to me !
Haiku # 3550, June 14, 2000 8:19 pm ET
by MistyKay of USA
All things considered
...and your comments were welcomed
I chose sandpaper
Haiku # 3549, June 14, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven
One Two Three Four Five
Haiku # 3548, June 14, 2000 7:38 pm ET
by Mick Minh of Australia
the last peony
barren of blossoms wavers
in the breeze at dusk
Haiku # 3547, June 14, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Prolific Haik You
Prefers scatalogical
Images, it seems.

Haiku # 3546, June 14, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Jason, please tell us:
Is your boil all better now?
Which solution worked?
Haiku # 3545, June 14, 2000 4:22 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Be careful, Haik You.
What goes around, comes around.
Would YOU like a boil?
Haiku # 3544, June 14, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Images of pus
Coming from your stanky butt
Now we're on a roll!
Haiku # 3543, June 14, 2000 1:35 pm ET
by Haik You
Hot, hurtful pocket
Warm compresses help, but I
Suggest you lance it.
Haiku # 3542, June 14, 2000 8:36 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Oh sore, painful boil
It's very painful to sit
Topical cream, please?
Haiku # 3541, June 13, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Most TV sucks, but
"Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
Really makes me laugh
Haiku # 3540, June 13, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
The Berenstain Bears
Beat Nickelodeon's trash
For teaching values
Haiku # 3539, June 13, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Seven-year-old Sarah
Says "You're not the boss of me"
Delusions of youth
Haiku # 3538, June 13, 2000 5:32 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Good respirations
My lungs are clear and open
No breathing tubes, please!
Haiku # 3537, June 13, 2000 5:28 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
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