Scatological?
I just want to see this crap
Remain just that -- crap!
by Haik You
in some encounters
that powerful chemistry
is medication
by ash
industrial gas
known oxidising agent
leaving me reduced
by ash
a wet eye glistens
round, black, pinned amomgst the trees
a new leaf trembles
by mount madonna mama
Flying ants don't fly
They wander without a clue
Scourge of the insects
by Jason of Your Town, USA
When boil removing
Sandpaper courseness is key
I picked course by hand
by Jason of Your Town, USA
silverfish skittles
slips and slides across the sink
squash, squelch, squirm sucker
by mount madonna mama
slow friction entrances
darkness, surrender again
sweet this tender dance
by mount madonna mama
MTV is weird
They have ugly V.J.'s there
Real World stinks bigtime
by Anonymous Poet
Velma and Shaggy
Both want to do the nasty
But will Scooby do?
by Jinkeeys
For a whole week now
Nina Simone's been singin'
do i need prozac?
by Anonymous Poet of cleveland,
damn this computer
i know it plans to kill me
i hear it thinking
by Anonymous Poet of cleveland,
I'm so new at this
what the hell is a haiku?
how do you spell it?
by Anonymous Poet
Has anybody
figured out yet to scroll
from the bottom up?
by Anonymous Poet
One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten E-
Leven Twelve Thirteen
by Haiku Hacker
Madonna Mama
Your peony image takes
My breath away (GASP!!!)
by Haiku Hacker
Dr. Hacker asks:
Did you use fine or coarse grade?
By hand or machine?
by Haiku Hacker
Have nothing to do?
Why not make a bad haiku
Some fool may love you!
by Tran Tan Tai
MMMMMMM a whisp of the hottest !!
Laying in satin and hot nylon lycra !
Hooo yesss Let it be next to me !
by MistyKay of USA
All things considered
...and your comments were welcomed
I chose sandpaper
by Jason of Your Town, USA
One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven
One Two Three Four Five
by Mick Minh of Australia
the last peony
barren of blossoms wavers
in the breeze at dusk
by mount madonna mama
Prolific Haik You
Prefers scatalogical
Images, it seems.
by Haiku Hacker
Jason, please tell us:
Is your boil all better now?
Which solution worked?
by Haiku Hacker
Be careful, Haik You.
What goes around, comes around.
Would YOU like a boil?
by Haiku Hacker
Images of pus
Coming from your stanky butt
Now we're on a roll!
by Haik You
Hot, hurtful pocket
Warm compresses help, but I
Suggest you lance it.
by Haiku Hacker
Oh sore, painful boil
It's very painful to sit
Topical cream, please?
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Most TV sucks, but
"Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
Really makes me laugh
by Haiku Hacker
The Berenstain Bears
Beat Nickelodeon's trash
For teaching values
by Haiku Hacker
Seven-year-old Sarah
Says "You're not the boss of me"
Delusions of youth
by Haiku Hacker
Good respirations
My lungs are clear and open
No breathing tubes, please!
by Haiku Hacker
Bush is a killer
Gore is a nasty landlord
Hmmm... Gore gets my vote.
by Haiku Hacker
Syllables easy
Create unique meaning hard
I prefer easy.
by Haiku Hacker
Madonna Mama--
Such disgusting imagery
Now, that's more like it!
by Haik You
Ingmar Bergman flicks
Put me right to f***ing sleep
--Swedish lullabye?
by Haik You
foul malignancy
metastatic disaster
organ titanic
by ash
hack up a big smurf
respiratory therapy
noble profession
by mount madonna mama
With all due respect,
I feel compelled to declare
"You're missing the point"
by Haik You
Hate to tell you, but
Most of your haikus are not
Really all that bad
by Haik You
purring warmly low
exquisite accessory
personal heater
by ash
bloody english wags
thinking they are so clever
supercilious hags
by Anonymous Poet
Al Gore is My Man
McCain is Merely Third Rate
to Second Rate Bush
by Anonymous Poet
I invented the
Internet. Really, I did!
Mine, I say, all mine!
by Al Gore of Washington,
stayin' up late at night
I see no stars in the sky
no hope in my heart
by kyoko from Japan
sex in a bucket
fun for the fly and the fish
i am an addict
by Nembocratious
i am the whore's friend
she eats me alive like stew
and i will rejoice
by Nembocratious
squeegee my buttocks
burn my skin with sex and ash
girl is a pyro
by Nembocratious
incarcerated
prisoner of the bottom line
fiscal servitude
by ash
sputum phlem and snot
use a tube to suck it out
it's fabulous work
by mount madonna mama
