Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3616, June 21, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3615, June 21, 2000 6:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I'm a scrawny wuss
I have to work out to stay
Three-dimensional
Haiku # 3614, June 21, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Haik You
Creatinine's One!
For now, I'm doing OK.
Slimming down I'm phat!
Haiku # 3613, June 21, 2000 10:14 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Prednisone sucks -
But fat beats dialysis
My doctor tells me
Haiku # 3612, June 21, 2000 10:11 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
The Sun is quite bright
My eyes drawn into it's blaze
Retinas aflame
Haiku # 3611, June 20, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
alone in the cave
a child trembles in the dark
so cold in her bones
Haiku # 3610, June 20, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
iron upside my head
tender flesh scars easily
my temple's arrow
Haiku # 3609, June 20, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin so fucking thin
so that's the architecture
supporting your soul
Haiku # 3608, June 20, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
among tomatos
brown dime sized frog flings himself
from leaf to pebble
Haiku # 3607, June 20, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat medicine hack
creatinine prednisone
a renal tightrope
Haiku # 3606, June 20, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A wise man once said,
"If there is grass on the field
By all means, play ball!"
Haiku # 3605, June 20, 2000 2:41 pm ET
by Haik You
So someone screwed you.
Big deal! Happens all the time...
Forgive don't forget
Haiku # 3604, June 20, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
You need your kidneys
When creatinine goes up
It's prednisone time!
Haiku # 3603, June 20, 2000 2:10 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Jason just a hint
If you find a dinosaur
The bones will be huge
Haiku # 3602, June 20, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
lavander lemon
sunrise shards litter the grass
a blade cups the dew
Haiku # 3601, June 20, 2000 11:56 am ET
by mount madonna mama
festering wound smells ripe
hanging green meat comes to mind
gloved hand plunges in
Haiku # 3600, June 20, 2000 11:49 am ET
by mount madonna mama
First guy up--hit 'em
In the face...send a message
That there's your plate, son
Haiku # 3599, June 20, 2000 11:29 am ET
by Butterbean
So, I'm fired, huh?
I have friends on the outside
Fuck you in your room
Haiku # 3598, June 20, 2000 11:12 am ET
by Butterbean
Summer has begun
Alone in P'ton I am
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
Haiku # 3597, June 20, 2000 10:46 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
you can run and hide
matter it does not my friend
you will fuckin die
Haiku # 3596, June 20, 2000 10:42 am ET
by foj
Goodbye Pimp-Mobile.
Black death machine of anal sex.
Enduro race next...
Haiku # 3595, June 20, 2000 10:25 am ET
by Kackarott
Devil axe in hand
Pixie stick in the other
Sweet bloody surprise!
Haiku # 3594, June 20, 2000 9:19 am ET
by Kackarott
Death, where is thy sting?
'Tis the hands that wield the sword
Not the mouth that sucks
Haiku # 3593, June 20, 2000 6:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Many things to do
Can't get away from this page
Lack of discipline
Haiku # 3592, June 19, 2000 11:11 am ET
by Insomniak
After reading these
my head is full of haiku
mostly rather bad
Haiku # 3591, June 19, 2000 10:59 am ET
by Insomniak
I dug up a bone
Could it be a dinosaur?
Oh, it's just a stick
Haiku # 3590, June 19, 2000 10:50 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
snapping turtle hides
under the ferns by the path
naked toes skip by
Haiku # 3589, June 19, 2000 10:31 am ET
by mount madonna mama
yrytrey
Haiku # 3588, June 19, 2000 2:43 am ET
by hghg of france
the wonder of life
is that you are reading this
but it's not for you
Haiku # 3587, June 17, 2000 12:03 pm ET
by darkstar
we three used to sex.
now what? we fled ...to where? Death?
Or the world of dreams?
Haiku # 3586, June 17, 2000 11:59 am ET
by darkstar
electric body
flowing down around the rave
a snake has more sense
Haiku # 3585, June 17, 2000 11:54 am ET
by darkstar
loneley heritage
awaits an alien call
get me outta here
Haiku # 3584, June 17, 2000 11:50 am ET
by darkstar
Look out the window
Now look at the electrons
Which world do you crave?
Haiku # 3583, June 17, 2000 11:43 am ET
by darkstar23 of Venice, USA
Squeeze and poke and prod
Puss upon the bathroom glass
The boil shall be gone!
Haiku # 3582, June 16, 2000 8:15 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Junior likes his Coke
and just between you and me
he drinks it all day
Haiku # 3581, June 16, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
synthetic crystals
passes from solid state to gas
makes cool chemistry
Haiku # 3580, June 16, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Really great haiku
Offer many images.
Gas: complex topic.
Haiku # 3579, June 16, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Ash, you talking farts?
Or Organic Chemistry?
Or, just bad haikus?
Haiku # 3578, June 16, 2000 2:56 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Endorphins are cool
Ash has the right idea, folks
They cure what ails you
Haiku # 3577, June 16, 2000 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Teenaged Britney Spears
Has you by the banana
Aren't you a bit old?
Haiku # 3576, June 16, 2000 2:47 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Dr. Hacker grins.
Bring that boil my way, Haik You.
I'll pop it for you.
Haiku # 3575, June 16, 2000 2:36 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Oh poop. Is that true?
Drew Carey and friends FAKING?
Are you REALLY sure?
Haiku # 3574, June 16, 2000 2:34 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Hacker...you do know...
"Whose Line" isn't improvised
Does that kill the fun?
Haiku # 3573, June 16, 2000 11:55 am ET
by Haik You
I WOULD like a boil
So I would have something to
Write poems about
Haiku # 3572, June 16, 2000 11:51 am ET
by Haik You
Wait...I screwed it up...
"This site is about humor"
I had a brainfart
Haiku # 3571, June 16, 2000 11:47 am ET
by Haik You
Ash, you are the man! (?)
This site is all about humor
And not poetics
Haiku # 3570, June 16, 2000 11:45 am ET
by Haik You
OOPS! Like Britney Spears,
"I think I did it again!"
Ooh, the irony!
Haiku # 3569, June 16, 2000 11:41 am ET
by Haik You
Scatological?
I just want to see this crap
Remain just that -- crap!
Haiku # 3568, June 16, 2000 11:36 am ET
by Haik You
in some encounters
that powerful chemistry
is medication
Haiku # 3567, June 16, 2000 6:29 am ET
by ash
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