thin so fucking thin
so that's the architecture
supporting your soul

among tomatos
brown dime sized frog flings himself
from leaf to pebble

fat medicine hack
creatinine prednisone
a renal tightrope

A wise man once said,
"If there is grass on the field
By all means, play ball!"

So someone screwed you.
Big deal! Happens all the time...
Forgive don't forget

You need your kidneys
When creatinine goes up
It's prednisone time!

Jason just a hint
If you find a dinosaur
The bones will be huge

lavander lemon
sunrise shards litter the grass
a blade cups the dew

festering wound smells ripe
hanging green meat comes to mind
gloved hand plunges in

First guy up--hit 'em
In the face...send a message
That there's your plate, son

So, I'm fired, huh?
I have friends on the outside
Fuck you in your room

Summer has begun
Alone in P'ton I am
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.

you can run and hide
matter it does not my friend
you will fuckin die

Goodbye Pimp-Mobile.
Black death machine of anal sex.
Enduro race next...

Devil axe in hand
Pixie stick in the other
Sweet bloody surprise!

Death, where is thy sting?
'Tis the hands that wield the sword
Not the mouth that sucks

Many things to do
Can't get away from this page
Lack of discipline

After reading these
my head is full of haiku
mostly rather bad

I dug up a bone
Could it be a dinosaur?
Oh, it's just a stick

snapping turtle hides
under the ferns by the path
naked toes skip by

yrytrey

the wonder of life
is that you are reading this
but it's not for you

we three used to sex.
now what? we fled ...to where? Death?
Or the world of dreams?

electric body
flowing down around the rave
a snake has more sense

loneley heritage
awaits an alien call
get me outta here

Look out the window
Now look at the electrons
Which world do you crave?

Squeeze and poke and prod
Puss upon the bathroom glass
The boil shall be gone!

Junior likes his Coke
and just between you and me
he drinks it all day

synthetic crystals
passes from solid state to gas
makes cool chemistry

Really great haiku
Offer many images.
Gas: complex topic.

Ash, you talking farts?
Or Organic Chemistry?
Or, just bad haikus?

Endorphins are cool
Ash has the right idea, folks
They cure what ails you

Teenaged Britney Spears
Has you by the banana
Aren't you a bit old?

Dr. Hacker grins.
Bring that boil my way, Haik You.
I'll pop it for you.

Oh poop. Is that true?
Drew Carey and friends FAKING?
Are you REALLY sure?

Hacker...you do know...
"Whose Line" isn't improvised
Does that kill the fun?

I WOULD like a boil
So I would have something to
Write poems about

Wait...I screwed it up...
"This site is about humor"
I had a brainfart

Ash, you are the man! (?)
This site is all about humor
And not poetics

OOPS! Like Britney Spears,
"I think I did it again!"
Ooh, the irony!

Scatological?
I just want to see this crap
Remain just that -- crap!

in some encounters
that powerful chemistry
is medication

industrial gas
known oxidising agent
leaving me reduced

a wet eye glistens
round, black, pinned amomgst the trees
a new leaf trembles

Flying ants don't fly
They wander without a clue
Scourge of the insects

When boil removing
Sandpaper courseness is key
I picked course by hand

silverfish skittles
slips and slides across the sink
squash, squelch, squirm sucker

slow friction entrances
darkness, surrender again
sweet this tender dance

MTV is weird
They have ugly V.J.'s there
Real World stinks bigtime

Velma and Shaggy
Both want to do the nasty
But will Scooby do?