lavander lemon
sunrise shards litter the grass
a blade cups the dew
by mount madonna mama
festering wound smells ripe
hanging green meat comes to mind
gloved hand plunges in
by mount madonna mama
First guy up--hit 'em
In the face...send a message
That there's your plate, son
by Butterbean
So, I'm fired, huh?
I have friends on the outside
Fuck you in your room
by Butterbean
Summer has begun
Alone in P'ton I am
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
by Jane of Princeton,
you can run and hide
matter it does not my friend
you will fuckin die
by foj
Goodbye Pimp-Mobile.
Black death machine of anal sex.
Enduro race next...
by Kackarott
Devil axe in hand
Pixie stick in the other
Sweet bloody surprise!
by Kackarott
Death, where is thy sting?
'Tis the hands that wield the sword
Not the mouth that sucks
by Anonymous Poet
Many things to do
Can't get away from this page
Lack of discipline
by Insomniak
After reading these
my head is full of haiku
mostly rather bad
by Insomniak
I dug up a bone
Could it be a dinosaur?
Oh, it's just a stick
by Jason of Your Town, USA
snapping turtle hides
under the ferns by the path
naked toes skip by
by mount madonna mama
yrytrey
by hghg of france
the wonder of life
is that you are reading this
but it's not for you
by darkstar
we three used to sex.
now what? we fled ...to where? Death?
Or the world of dreams?
by darkstar
electric body
flowing down around the rave
a snake has more sense
by darkstar
loneley heritage
awaits an alien call
get me outta here
by darkstar
Look out the window
Now look at the electrons
Which world do you crave?
by darkstar23 of Venice, USA
Squeeze and poke and prod
Puss upon the bathroom glass
The boil shall be gone!
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Junior likes his Coke
and just between you and me
he drinks it all day
by Anonymous Poet
synthetic crystals
passes from solid state to gas
makes cool chemistry
by Anonymous Poet
Really great haiku
Offer many images.
Gas: complex topic.
by Haiku Hacker
Ash, you talking farts?
Or Organic Chemistry?
Or, just bad haikus?
by Haiku Hacker
Endorphins are cool
Ash has the right idea, folks
They cure what ails you
by Haiku Hacker
Teenaged Britney Spears
Has you by the banana
Aren't you a bit old?
by Haiku Hacker
Dr. Hacker grins.
Bring that boil my way, Haik You.
I'll pop it for you.
by Haiku Hacker
Oh poop. Is that true?
Drew Carey and friends FAKING?
Are you REALLY sure?
by Haiku Hacker
Hacker...you do know...
"Whose Line" isn't improvised
Does that kill the fun?
by Haik You
I WOULD like a boil
So I would have something to
Write poems about
by Haik You
Wait...I screwed it up...
"This site is about humor"
I had a brainfart
by Haik You
Ash, you are the man! (?)
This site is all about humor
And not poetics
by Haik You
OOPS! Like Britney Spears,
"I think I did it again!"
Ooh, the irony!
by Haik You
Scatological?
I just want to see this crap
Remain just that -- crap!
by Haik You
in some encounters
that powerful chemistry
is medication
by ash
industrial gas
known oxidising agent
leaving me reduced
by ash
a wet eye glistens
round, black, pinned amomgst the trees
a new leaf trembles
by mount madonna mama
Flying ants don't fly
They wander without a clue
Scourge of the insects
by Jason of Your Town, USA
When boil removing
Sandpaper courseness is key
I picked course by hand
by Jason of Your Town, USA
silverfish skittles
slips and slides across the sink
squash, squelch, squirm sucker
by mount madonna mama
slow friction entrances
darkness, surrender again
sweet this tender dance
by mount madonna mama
MTV is weird
They have ugly V.J.'s there
Real World stinks bigtime
by Anonymous Poet
Velma and Shaggy
Both want to do the nasty
But will Scooby do?
by Jinkeeys
For a whole week now
Nina Simone's been singin'
do i need prozac?
by Anonymous Poet of cleveland,
damn this computer
i know it plans to kill me
i hear it thinking
by Anonymous Poet of cleveland,
I'm so new at this
what the hell is a haiku?
how do you spell it?
by Anonymous Poet
Has anybody
figured out yet to scroll
from the bottom up?
by Anonymous Poet
One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten E-
Leven Twelve Thirteen
by Haiku Hacker
Madonna Mama
Your peony image takes
My breath away (GASP!!!)
by Haiku Hacker
Dr. Hacker asks:
Did you use fine or coarse grade?
By hand or machine?
by Haiku Hacker
