Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Naive blade of grass
Swirling blade of reckoning
The lawnmower blues
Haiku # 3654, June 28, 2000 7:21 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Hey look, a hot girl.
Why doesn't she come in here?
NO! She went next door.
Haiku # 3653, June 27, 2000 8:02 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Fuck off ya stupid dam bitch
Haiku # 3652, June 27, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by Cromulin
SIT NEXT TO GLOVER
HE IS A FUCKING WANKER
AND A BAD LOVER
Haiku # 3651, June 27, 2000 4:55 pm ET
by SCUZZA
Aspirin kills cats
Chocolate will croak your dog
(Don't try these at home)
Haiku # 3650, June 27, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by Haik You
A wasp will explode
if it eats Alka-Seltzer.
Or is that pigeons?
Haiku # 3649, June 26, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Arik
Black stinger of death
Flapping wings soar overhead
Wasps: Real Mean Bastards
Haiku # 3648, June 26, 2000 1:23 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
poke me with a stick
stick me with a big needle
needle me smartly
Haiku # 3647, June 26, 2000 7:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
you admonish me
grovel at my feet and i
suck in your regret
Haiku # 3646, June 26, 2000 7:54 am ET
by mount madonna mama
he told me when i
wouldn't give up no pussy
bitch eat shit and die
Haiku # 3645, June 26, 2000 7:52 am ET
by mount madonna mama
my respirations
are they up to your standard
bleed crainally

hell bleed anally
i'll pour it in suck it out
the circle of life
Haiku # 3644, June 26, 2000 7:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
big fat stupid rules
curl your toenails around this
fuck regulations

fuck all ye rulers
and fuck all ye containers
yeeha and wahoo
Haiku # 3643, June 26, 2000 7:45 am ET
by mount madonna mama
bad form bad bad form
where would we be without walls
it's scary out here
Haiku # 3642, June 26, 2000 7:38 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Isn't it bad form
to have more than one haiku
in a single space?

I should probably
burn in hell for my utter
disrespect. Oh well.
Haiku # 3641, June 25, 2000 9:52 pm ET
by Arik
Jason, don't complain
You can just spend your money
on some sleeping pills.
Haiku # 3640, June 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Arik
Blue skies are warming
Incessantly the birds chirp
I'm dying for sleep!
Haiku # 3639, June 25, 2000 3:51 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
small undulations
twenty thousand submarines
they're under my skin
Haiku # 3638, June 25, 2000 3:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
getting fat with cells
color returning to pink
damn stamina up
Haiku # 3637, June 25, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3636, June 25, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3635, June 25, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sleepy from night shift
unseasonably cold out
must leave
Haiku # 3634, June 25, 2000 2:32 am ET
by things to do
patiently waiting
that chemical coup de grace
chemotherapy
Haiku # 3633, June 24, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by ash
intense cobalt sky
reflecting the bright harbour
half a moon lingers
Haiku # 3632, June 24, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by ash
Fantastic Voyage
Metaphor paradigm shift
Human condition
Haiku # 3631, June 24, 2000 10:52 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Rain drops are falling
Relief for a sweaty brow
Summer's song calling
Haiku # 3630, June 24, 2000 12:09 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
what was that movie
submarine in the bloodstream
vessels in vessels
Haiku # 3629, June 23, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
baby hair perfume
mother reaches for her child
tucks him to her breast
Haiku # 3628, June 23, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Double bind you say?
How does it feel to want now,
Damn psychiatrist.
Haiku # 3627, June 23, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Pale skin exhausted
Erythropoetin-less.
Hematocrit's low.
Haiku # 3626, June 23, 2000 3:55 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Mother's kisses heal
Scratches, bumps and bruises and
Most of what ails you
Haiku # 3625, June 23, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I once stubbed a toe
It bled quite nicely, really...
Peroxide, anyone?
Haiku # 3624, June 22, 2000 6:58 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
digital wiggle
a combustible word pile
froths forth fills the sky
Haiku # 3623, June 22, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
muscles cramp heart pounds
a derth of red cells birthing
compensate breathe more
Haiku # 3622, June 22, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
YMCA class -
Water Walking in the pool
JC is teaching
Haiku # 3621, June 22, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Naked soul shines through
The earthly costume I wear.
Behold my essense.
Haiku # 3620, June 22, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Paper airplane...fly!
Soar through the air with great ease
Whew! You flew ten feet.
Haiku # 3619, June 21, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
indivisible
one fat round unit of time
impenetreble

drip water on it
it becomes spongy and hot
now that's ironic
Haiku # 3618, June 21, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
generic humming
emanates from a wee hole
in my bedroom wall

i still can't believe
they're interested in me
i'm invisible
Haiku # 3617, June 21, 2000 7:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3616, June 21, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3615, June 21, 2000 6:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I'm a scrawny wuss
I have to work out to stay
Three-dimensional
Haiku # 3614, June 21, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Haik You
Creatinine's One!
For now, I'm doing OK.
Slimming down I'm phat!
Haiku # 3613, June 21, 2000 10:14 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Prednisone sucks -
But fat beats dialysis
My doctor tells me
Haiku # 3612, June 21, 2000 10:11 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
The Sun is quite bright
My eyes drawn into it's blaze
Retinas aflame
Haiku # 3611, June 20, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
alone in the cave
a child trembles in the dark
so cold in her bones
Haiku # 3610, June 20, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
iron upside my head
tender flesh scars easily
my temple's arrow
Haiku # 3609, June 20, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin so fucking thin
so that's the architecture
supporting your soul
Haiku # 3608, June 20, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
among tomatos
brown dime sized frog flings himself
from leaf to pebble
Haiku # 3607, June 20, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat medicine hack
creatinine prednisone
a renal tightrope
Haiku # 3606, June 20, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A wise man once said,
"If there is grass on the field
By all means, play ball!"
Haiku # 3605, June 20, 2000 2:41 pm ET
by Haik You
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