Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
you admonish me
grovel at my feet and i
suck in your regret
Haiku # 3646 June 26, 2000 7:54 am ET
by mount madonna mama
he told me when i
wouldn't give up no pussy
bitch eat shit and die
Haiku # 3645 June 26, 2000 7:52 am ET
by mount madonna mama
my respirations
are they up to your standard
bleed crainally

hell bleed anally
i'll pour it in suck it out
the circle of life
Haiku # 3644 June 26, 2000 7:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
big fat stupid rules
curl your toenails around this
fuck regulations

fuck all ye rulers
and fuck all ye containers
yeeha and wahoo
Haiku # 3643 June 26, 2000 7:45 am ET
by mount madonna mama
bad form bad bad form
where would we be without walls
it's scary out here
Haiku # 3642 June 26, 2000 7:38 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Isn't it bad form
to have more than one haiku
in a single space?

I should probably
burn in hell for my utter
disrespect. Oh well.
Haiku # 3641 June 25, 2000 9:52 pm ET
by Arik
Jason, don't complain
You can just spend your money
on some sleeping pills.
Haiku # 3640 June 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Arik
Blue skies are warming
Incessantly the birds chirp
I'm dying for sleep!
Haiku # 3639 June 25, 2000 3:51 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
small undulations
twenty thousand submarines
they're under my skin
Haiku # 3638 June 25, 2000 3:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
getting fat with cells
color returning to pink
damn stamina up
Haiku # 3637 June 25, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3636 June 25, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3635 June 25, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sleepy from night shift
unseasonably cold out
must leave
Haiku # 3634 June 25, 2000 2:32 am ET
by things to do
patiently waiting
that chemical coup de grace
chemotherapy
Haiku # 3633 June 24, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by ash
intense cobalt sky
reflecting the bright harbour
half a moon lingers
Haiku # 3632 June 24, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by ash
Fantastic Voyage
Metaphor paradigm shift
Human condition
Haiku # 3631 June 24, 2000 10:52 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Rain drops are falling
Relief for a sweaty brow
Summer's song calling
Haiku # 3630 June 24, 2000 12:09 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
what was that movie
submarine in the bloodstream
vessels in vessels
Haiku # 3629 June 23, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
baby hair perfume
mother reaches for her child
tucks him to her breast
Haiku # 3628 June 23, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Double bind you say?
How does it feel to want now,
Damn psychiatrist.
Haiku # 3627 June 23, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Pale skin exhausted
Erythropoetin-less.
Hematocrit's low.
Haiku # 3626 June 23, 2000 3:55 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Mother's kisses heal
Scratches, bumps and bruises and
Most of what ails you
Haiku # 3625 June 23, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I once stubbed a toe
It bled quite nicely, really...
Peroxide, anyone?
Haiku # 3624 June 22, 2000 6:58 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
digital wiggle
a combustible word pile
froths forth fills the sky
Haiku # 3623 June 22, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
muscles cramp heart pounds
a derth of red cells birthing
compensate breathe more
Haiku # 3622 June 22, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
YMCA class -
Water Walking in the pool
JC is teaching
Haiku # 3621 June 22, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Naked soul shines through
The earthly costume I wear.
Behold my essense.
Haiku # 3620 June 22, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Paper airplane...fly!
Soar through the air with great ease
Whew! You flew ten feet.
Haiku # 3619 June 21, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
indivisible
one fat round unit of time
impenetreble

drip water on it
it becomes spongy and hot
now that's ironic
Haiku # 3618 June 21, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
generic humming
emanates from a wee hole
in my bedroom wall

i still can't believe
they're interested in me
i'm invisible
Haiku # 3617 June 21, 2000 7:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3616 June 21, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3615 June 21, 2000 6:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I'm a scrawny wuss
I have to work out to stay
Three-dimensional
Haiku # 3614 June 21, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Haik You
Creatinine's One!
For now, I'm doing OK.
Slimming down I'm phat!
Haiku # 3613 June 21, 2000 10:14 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Prednisone sucks -
But fat beats dialysis
My doctor tells me
Haiku # 3612 June 21, 2000 10:11 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
The Sun is quite bright
My eyes drawn into it's blaze
Retinas aflame
Haiku # 3611 June 20, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
alone in the cave
a child trembles in the dark
so cold in her bones
Haiku # 3610 June 20, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
iron upside my head
tender flesh scars easily
my temple's arrow
Haiku # 3609 June 20, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin so fucking thin
so that's the architecture
supporting your soul
Haiku # 3608 June 20, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
among tomatos
brown dime sized frog flings himself
from leaf to pebble
Haiku # 3607 June 20, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat medicine hack
creatinine prednisone
a renal tightrope
Haiku # 3606 June 20, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A wise man once said,
"If there is grass on the field
By all means, play ball!"
Haiku # 3605 June 20, 2000 2:41 pm ET
by Haik You
So someone screwed you.
Big deal! Happens all the time...
Forgive don't forget
Haiku # 3604 June 20, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
You need your kidneys
When creatinine goes up
It's prednisone time!
Haiku # 3603 June 20, 2000 2:10 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Jason just a hint
If you find a dinosaur
The bones will be huge
Haiku # 3602 June 20, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
lavander lemon
sunrise shards litter the grass
a blade cups the dew
Haiku # 3601 June 20, 2000 11:56 am ET
by mount madonna mama
festering wound smells ripe
hanging green meat comes to mind
gloved hand plunges in
Haiku # 3600 June 20, 2000 11:49 am ET
by mount madonna mama
First guy up--hit 'em
In the face...send a message
That there's your plate, son
Haiku # 3599 June 20, 2000 11:29 am ET
by Butterbean
So, I'm fired, huh?
I have friends on the outside
Fuck you in your room
Haiku # 3598 June 20, 2000 11:12 am ET
by Butterbean
Summer has begun
Alone in P'ton I am
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
Haiku # 3597 June 20, 2000 10:46 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
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