Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

my respirations
are they up to your standard
bleed crainally

hell bleed anally
i'll pour it in suck it out
the circle of life
Haiku # 3644, June 26, 2000 7:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
big fat stupid rules
curl your toenails around this
fuck regulations

fuck all ye rulers
and fuck all ye containers
yeeha and wahoo
Haiku # 3643, June 26, 2000 7:45 am ET
by mount madonna mama
bad form bad bad form
where would we be without walls
it's scary out here
Haiku # 3642, June 26, 2000 7:38 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Isn't it bad form
to have more than one haiku
in a single space?

I should probably
burn in hell for my utter
disrespect. Oh well.
Haiku # 3641, June 25, 2000 9:52 pm ET
by Arik
Jason, don't complain
You can just spend your money
on some sleeping pills.
Haiku # 3640, June 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Arik
Blue skies are warming
Incessantly the birds chirp
I'm dying for sleep!
Haiku # 3639, June 25, 2000 3:51 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
small undulations
twenty thousand submarines
they're under my skin
Haiku # 3638, June 25, 2000 3:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
getting fat with cells
color returning to pink
damn stamina up
Haiku # 3637, June 25, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3636, June 25, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path
Haiku # 3635, June 25, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sleepy from night shift
unseasonably cold out
must leave
Haiku # 3634, June 25, 2000 2:32 am ET
by things to do
patiently waiting
that chemical coup de grace
chemotherapy
Haiku # 3633, June 24, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by ash
intense cobalt sky
reflecting the bright harbour
half a moon lingers
Haiku # 3632, June 24, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by ash
Fantastic Voyage
Metaphor paradigm shift
Human condition
Haiku # 3631, June 24, 2000 10:52 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Rain drops are falling
Relief for a sweaty brow
Summer's song calling
Haiku # 3630, June 24, 2000 12:09 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
what was that movie
submarine in the bloodstream
vessels in vessels
Haiku # 3629, June 23, 2000 5:44 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
baby hair perfume
mother reaches for her child
tucks him to her breast
Haiku # 3628, June 23, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Double bind you say?
How does it feel to want now,
Damn psychiatrist.
Haiku # 3627, June 23, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Pale skin exhausted
Erythropoetin-less.
Hematocrit's low.
Haiku # 3626, June 23, 2000 3:55 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Mother's kisses heal
Scratches, bumps and bruises and
Most of what ails you
Haiku # 3625, June 23, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I once stubbed a toe
It bled quite nicely, really...
Peroxide, anyone?
Haiku # 3624, June 22, 2000 6:58 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
digital wiggle
a combustible word pile
froths forth fills the sky
Haiku # 3623, June 22, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
muscles cramp heart pounds
a derth of red cells birthing
compensate breathe more
Haiku # 3622, June 22, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
YMCA class -
Water Walking in the pool
JC is teaching
Haiku # 3621, June 22, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Naked soul shines through
The earthly costume I wear.
Behold my essense.
Haiku # 3620, June 22, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Paper airplane...fly!
Soar through the air with great ease
Whew! You flew ten feet.
Haiku # 3619, June 21, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
indivisible
one fat round unit of time
impenetreble

drip water on it
it becomes spongy and hot
now that's ironic
Haiku # 3618, June 21, 2000 7:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
generic humming
emanates from a wee hole
in my bedroom wall

i still can't believe
they're interested in me
i'm invisible
Haiku # 3617, June 21, 2000 7:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3616, June 21, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
when your brain swells up
cranial vault holds so much
then herniation

bleeding cranium
torment of the elderly
and the unlucky
Haiku # 3615, June 21, 2000 6:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I'm a scrawny wuss
I have to work out to stay
Three-dimensional
Haiku # 3614, June 21, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Haik You
Creatinine's One!
For now, I'm doing OK.
Slimming down I'm phat!
Haiku # 3613, June 21, 2000 10:14 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Prednisone sucks -
But fat beats dialysis
My doctor tells me
Haiku # 3612, June 21, 2000 10:11 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
The Sun is quite bright
My eyes drawn into it's blaze
Retinas aflame
Haiku # 3611, June 20, 2000 9:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
alone in the cave
a child trembles in the dark
so cold in her bones
Haiku # 3610, June 20, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
iron upside my head
tender flesh scars easily
my temple's arrow
Haiku # 3609, June 20, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
thin so fucking thin
so that's the architecture
supporting your soul
Haiku # 3608, June 20, 2000 4:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
among tomatos
brown dime sized frog flings himself
from leaf to pebble
Haiku # 3607, June 20, 2000 4:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
fat medicine hack
creatinine prednisone
a renal tightrope
Haiku # 3606, June 20, 2000 4:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A wise man once said,
"If there is grass on the field
By all means, play ball!"
Haiku # 3605, June 20, 2000 2:41 pm ET
by Haik You
So someone screwed you.
Big deal! Happens all the time...
Forgive don't forget
Haiku # 3604, June 20, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
You need your kidneys
When creatinine goes up
It's prednisone time!
Haiku # 3603, June 20, 2000 2:10 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Jason just a hint
If you find a dinosaur
The bones will be huge
Haiku # 3602, June 20, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
lavander lemon
sunrise shards litter the grass
a blade cups the dew
Haiku # 3601, June 20, 2000 11:56 am ET
by mount madonna mama
festering wound smells ripe
hanging green meat comes to mind
gloved hand plunges in
Haiku # 3600, June 20, 2000 11:49 am ET
by mount madonna mama
First guy up--hit 'em
In the face...send a message
That there's your plate, son
Haiku # 3599, June 20, 2000 11:29 am ET
by Butterbean
So, I'm fired, huh?
I have friends on the outside
Fuck you in your room
Haiku # 3598, June 20, 2000 11:12 am ET
by Butterbean
Summer has begun
Alone in P'ton I am
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
Haiku # 3597, June 20, 2000 10:46 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
you can run and hide
matter it does not my friend
you will fuckin die
Haiku # 3596, June 20, 2000 10:42 am ET
by foj
Goodbye Pimp-Mobile.
Black death machine of anal sex.
Enduro race next...
Haiku # 3595, June 20, 2000 10:25 am ET
by Kackarott
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