your blue eyes flicker
under the mountian of pain
you are still alive

body gets better
mind getting worse for a while
heart is so broken

wall around my heart
keeps the pain in and love out
it's quite effective

broken down broken
up so freakin tired of this
empty heart of mine

the only truth i
ever see in your eyes is
my own reflection

i need more beatings
so evidence suggests so
annhilate me

Oh wonderful life
The joy of summer contrasts
With bleak TV reruns

woman is good friend
have sex for couple of weeks
her feelings get hurt

Icy spray of ice
A tooth flies in slow motion
Isn't hockey great?

we shall serve no haik-
u before its time. we shall
serve the worst haiku.

trying to be as deaf as a door
cos your words make me so cold
or I'd be frozen dead

such a filthy mind
often i try to escape
haiku helps me out

hey! i need a girl
wonder where to go for her
if your her, mail me

constipation sucks
I can't crap when i want to
I save on asswipe

serves me bleeding right
that anticoagulant
i feel such a clot

Idiopathic
Visions of splendor in sight
Idiomorphic

A lovely ballet
A stage where men dance freely
Pro wresting rules!

Oh, me so horny.
Ten dolla, make you holla!
Me love you long time.

Spider weaves a web
And catches toenail clippings.
The flies are too smart.

Needles are not nice
I can't do my own Procrit
I'm such a chicken

Click click click click click
Click cable TV promotes
Excessive surfing

Tiny submarines
Gene therapy delivered
Via infection

Sharp pains in ribcage
Pulmonary embolus
Holy Mother, Help!!!!

I take Coumadin.
It thins my blood but poisons
Rats. Kinda Creepy.

Click across the floor
Like a wolfspider creeping
Please cut your toe nails

if not for you all
nothing would get accomplished
so smile go party

You don't have cable
because you live in no-man's
land. Country Bumpkin.

Oh cruel fate, please tell
me why I don't have cable?
I don't think its fair.

past amphibians
dream of metamorphosis
hear the toilet flush

dead axolotls
pose bloated in their glass tank
artistic merit ?

Naive blade of grass
Swirling blade of reckoning
The lawnmower blues

Hey look, a hot girl.
Why doesn't she come in here?
NO! She went next door.

Fuck off ya stupid dam bitch

SIT NEXT TO GLOVER
HE IS A FUCKING WANKER
AND A BAD LOVER

Aspirin kills cats
Chocolate will croak your dog
(Don't try these at home)

A wasp will explode
if it eats Alka-Seltzer.
Or is that pigeons?

Black stinger of death
Flapping wings soar overhead
Wasps: Real Mean Bastards

poke me with a stick
stick me with a big needle
needle me smartly

you admonish me
grovel at my feet and i
suck in your regret

he told me when i
wouldn't give up no pussy
bitch eat shit and die

my respirations
are they up to your standard
bleed crainally

hell bleed anally
i'll pour it in suck it out
the circle of life

big fat stupid rules
curl your toenails around this
fuck regulations

fuck all ye rulers
and fuck all ye containers
yeeha and wahoo

bad form bad bad form
where would we be without walls
it's scary out here

Isn't it bad form
to have more than one haiku
in a single space?

I should probably
burn in hell for my utter
disrespect. Oh well.

Jason, don't complain
You can just spend your money
on some sleeping pills.

Blue skies are warming
Incessantly the birds chirp
I'm dying for sleep!

small undulations
twenty thousand submarines
they're under my skin

getting fat with cells
color returning to pink
damn stamina up

a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path

a turkey feather
iridescent in the sun
alone on the path