what a misnomer
a goods and services tax
not good nor service
by ash
oh the rabid cow
galloping down the staircase
while blowing bubbles
by x offender
the smoking secret
is it shame is it power
so what if i know
by kevin's friend
dare not let me in
to your big scary secret
i still might like you
by kevin's friend
my resurrection
commences with fireworks
and shining anguish
by mount madonna mama
shoot death into me
for a year kill the disease
does it kill me too
by mount madonna mama
my green eyes flicker
from under my own mountian
i am still alive
by mount madonna mama
your blue eyes flicker
under the mountian of pain
you are still alive
by mount madonna mama
body gets better
mind getting worse for a while
heart is so broken
by mount madonna mama
wall around my heart
keeps the pain in and love out
it's quite effective
by mount madonna mama
broken down broken
up so freakin tired of this
empty heart of mine
by mount madonna mama
the only truth i
ever see in your eyes is
my own reflection
by mount madonna mama
i need more beatings
so evidence suggests so
annhilate me
by mount madonna mama
Oh wonderful life
The joy of summer contrasts
With bleak TV reruns
by Janis of LA, USA
woman is good friend
have sex for couple of weeks
her feelings get hurt
by T of largo, usa
Icy spray of ice
A tooth flies in slow motion
Isn't hockey great?
by Jason of Your Town, USA
we shall serve no haik-
u before its time. we shall
serve the worst haiku.
by basho-matik
trying to be as deaf as a door
cos your words make me so cold
or I'd be frozen dead
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
such a filthy mind
often i try to escape
haiku helps me out
by Jed
hey! i need a girl
wonder where to go for her
if your her, mail me
by Jed
constipation sucks
I can't crap when i want to
I save on asswipe
by Jed of usa
serves me bleeding right
that anticoagulant
i feel such a clot
by ash
Idiopathic
Visions of splendor in sight
Idiomorphic
by Jason of Your Town, USA
A lovely ballet
A stage where men dance freely
Pro wresting rules!
by Arik
Oh, me so horny.
Ten dolla, make you holla!
Me love you long time.
by Arik
Spider weaves a web
And catches toenail clippings.
The flies are too smart.
by Haiku Hacker
Needles are not nice
I can't do my own Procrit
I'm such a chicken
by Haiku Hacker
Click click click click click
Click cable TV promotes
Excessive surfing
by Haiku Hacker
Tiny submarines
Gene therapy delivered
Via infection
by Haiku Hacker
Sharp pains in ribcage
Pulmonary embolus
Holy Mother, Help!!!!
by Haiku Hacker
I take Coumadin.
It thins my blood but poisons
Rats. Kinda Creepy.
by Haiku Hacker
Click across the floor
Like a wolfspider creeping
Please cut your toe nails
by Jason of Your Town, USA
if not for you all
nothing would get accomplished
so smile go party
by Elliot of SC,
You don't have cable
because you live in no-man's
land. Country Bumpkin.
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Oh cruel fate, please tell
me why I don't have cable?
I don't think its fair.
by Arik
past amphibians
dream of metamorphosis
hear the toilet flush
by ash
dead axolotls
pose bloated in their glass tank
artistic merit ?
by ash
Naive blade of grass
Swirling blade of reckoning
The lawnmower blues
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Hey look, a hot girl.
Why doesn't she come in here?
NO! She went next door.
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Fuck off ya stupid dam bitch
by Cromulin
SIT NEXT TO GLOVER
HE IS A FUCKING WANKER
AND A BAD LOVER
by SCUZZA
Aspirin kills cats
Chocolate will croak your dog
(Don't try these at home)
by Haik You
A wasp will explode
if it eats Alka-Seltzer.
Or is that pigeons?
by Arik
Black stinger of death
Flapping wings soar overhead
Wasps: Real Mean Bastards
by Jason of Your Town, USA
poke me with a stick
stick me with a big needle
needle me smartly
by mount madonna mama
you admonish me
grovel at my feet and i
suck in your regret
by mount madonna mama
he told me when i
wouldn't give up no pussy
bitch eat shit and die
by mount madonna mama
my respirations
are they up to your standard
bleed crainally
hell bleed anally
i'll pour it in suck it out
the circle of life
by mount madonna mama
big fat stupid rules
curl your toenails around this
fuck regulations
fuck all ye rulers
and fuck all ye containers
yeeha and wahoo
by mount madonna mama
bad form bad bad form
where would we be without walls
it's scary out here
by mount madonna mama
