Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

You smell like an egg
You also smell like feet
Good bye good bye bye
Haiku # 3705, July 3, 2000 10:57 pm ET
by Sylvia
five seven five stop
japanese cat tell me why
i must follow you?
Haiku # 3704, July 3, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by pulitzer
bad script error
my life
click ok to continue
Haiku # 3703, July 3, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by pulitzer
dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm
Haiku # 3702, July 3, 2000 8:28 pm ET
by mmm
Haiku # 3701, July 3, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by mmm
curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared
Haiku # 3700, July 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by mo ma ma
ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower
Haiku # 3699, July 3, 2000 8:13 pm ET
by m
the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep
Haiku # 3698, July 3, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by m m
safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently
Haiku # 3697, July 3, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by m m m
is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation
Haiku # 3696, July 3, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by mount m m
upolsterey needle
deliberately thrusts a slice
of curve through the weave
Haiku # 3695, July 3, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by m m mama
on the debate team
in highschool they whipped my ass
those dangled midgets
Haiku # 3694, July 3, 2000 7:49 pm ET
by m madonna mama
dangle the midgets
with great care after exhale
they have many points
Haiku # 3693, July 3, 2000 7:47 pm ET
by m madonna mama
so you want the truth
three bent and dangled midgets
write all these haiku
Haiku # 3692, July 3, 2000 7:41 pm ET
by m madonna mama
what a misnomer
a goods and services tax
not good nor service
Haiku # 3691, July 3, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by ash
oh the rabid cow
galloping down the staircase
while blowing bubbles
Haiku # 3690, July 3, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by x offender
the smoking secret
is it shame is it power
so what if i know
Haiku # 3689, July 3, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by kevin's friend
dare not let me in
to your big scary secret
i still might like you
Haiku # 3688, July 3, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by kevin's friend
my resurrection
commences with fireworks
and shining anguish
Haiku # 3687, July 3, 2000 3:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
shoot death into me
for a year kill the disease
does it kill me too
Haiku # 3686, July 3, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my green eyes flicker
from under my own mountian
i am still alive
Haiku # 3685, July 3, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
your blue eyes flicker
under the mountian of pain
you are still alive
Haiku # 3684, July 3, 2000 2:50 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
body gets better
mind getting worse for a while
heart is so broken
Haiku # 3683, July 2, 2000 9:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
wall around my heart
keeps the pain in and love out
it's quite effective
Haiku # 3682, July 2, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
broken down broken
up so freakin tired of this
empty heart of mine
Haiku # 3681, July 2, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the only truth i
ever see in your eyes is
my own reflection
Haiku # 3680, July 2, 2000 9:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i need more beatings
so evidence suggests so
annhilate me
Haiku # 3679, July 2, 2000 9:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Oh wonderful life
The joy of summer contrasts
With bleak TV reruns
Haiku # 3678, July 2, 2000 8:08 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
woman is good friend
have sex for couple of weeks
her feelings get hurt
Haiku # 3677, July 2, 2000 6:50 pm ET
by T of largo, usa
Icy spray of ice
A tooth flies in slow motion
Isn't hockey great?
Haiku # 3676, July 1, 2000 6:47 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
we shall serve no haik-
u before its time. we shall
serve the worst haiku.
Haiku # 3675, July 1, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by basho-matik
trying to be as deaf as a door
cos your words make me so cold
or I'd be frozen dead
Haiku # 3674, July 1, 2000 6:08 pm ET
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
such a filthy mind
often i try to escape
haiku helps me out
Haiku # 3673, July 1, 2000 11:02 am ET
by Jed
hey! i need a girl
wonder where to go for her
if your her, mail me
Haiku # 3672, July 1, 2000 10:54 am ET
by Jed
constipation sucks
I can't crap when i want to
I save on asswipe
Haiku # 3671, July 1, 2000 10:43 am ET
by Jed of usa
serves me bleeding right
that anticoagulant
i feel such a clot
Haiku # 3670, July 1, 2000 5:14 am ET
by ash
Idiopathic
Visions of splendor in sight
Idiomorphic
Haiku # 3669, June 30, 2000 9:53 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
A lovely ballet
A stage where men dance freely
Pro wresting rules!
Haiku # 3668, June 30, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by Arik
Oh, me so horny.
Ten dolla, make you holla!
Me love you long time.
Haiku # 3667, June 30, 2000 11:58 am ET
by Arik
Spider weaves a web
And catches toenail clippings.
The flies are too smart.
Haiku # 3666, June 30, 2000 4:17 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Needles are not nice
I can't do my own Procrit
I'm such a chicken
Haiku # 3665, June 30, 2000 4:14 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Click click click click click
Click cable TV promotes
Excessive surfing
Haiku # 3664, June 30, 2000 4:06 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Tiny submarines
Gene therapy delivered
Via infection
Haiku # 3663, June 30, 2000 4:03 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Sharp pains in ribcage
Pulmonary embolus
Holy Mother, Help!!!!
Haiku # 3662, June 30, 2000 3:57 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
I take Coumadin.
It thins my blood but poisons
Rats. Kinda Creepy.
Haiku # 3661, June 30, 2000 3:54 am ET
by Haiku Hacker
Click across the floor
Like a wolfspider creeping
Please cut your toe nails
Haiku # 3660, June 29, 2000 8:45 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
if not for you all
nothing would get accomplished
so smile go party
Haiku # 3659, June 29, 2000 3:27 pm ET
by Elliot of SC,
You don't have cable
because you live in no-man's
land. Country Bumpkin.
Haiku # 3658, June 29, 2000 11:48 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Oh cruel fate, please tell
me why I don't have cable?
I don't think its fair.
Haiku # 3657, June 29, 2000 9:54 am ET
by Arik
past amphibians
dream of metamorphosis
hear the toilet flush
Haiku # 3656, June 28, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by ash
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