naked feet slide through
the wet night grass worrying
their way among slugs

sharp tang of skunk scent
rolls in on the evening breeze
the dogs are riled

Sorry folks, I'm blushing.
Haiku Hackers' erotic
Fantasies unleashed.

I'll look at your grill.
Let me see it way up close...
Be gentle with it.

Your afro, Black Belt Jones,
Sounds a lot like my pussy.
Hey! Blondes have more fun.

Brains by the barrel
Allow my skills to prosper
Watch me as I grow

so, the gang's all here
but this here is not your ground
brains, not brawns, shall rule

So where is my point?
I have a knife in my hand...
Pardon the bad pun.

Turn and see my grill
Instant before you're life ends
You should look both ways!

My afro is gold
It's golden fleece from a sheep
It's value... priceless

If micromanaged,
Keep your integrity and
Tell them to piss off.

Well, I did nothing.
Really they did it all to
Themselves, the assholes.

I had three bosses.
I told them to go to hell.
I did this NICELY!

Shingles are on roofs.
Up there, they are a good thing.
Sheer hell on my back.

I have been away,
For several days in fact.
I have lost our threads.

Blistered, dangling flesh
Red, swollen palate screaming
Caution: Contents Hot

I'm going to fly
to a far, distant city.
To the first ocean.

Pitch black, eyes heavy
Aware, yet conscious fading
Drifting thoughts to sleep

computer glitches
can be very damn costly
especially here

Money is the root
of all evil I have heard.
Is this accurate?

For if it is true,
then I must be the kindest
person in the world.

Today I bought one,
DVD please fill my life.
Nope, its still quite dull.

oh kackarott
if time seems to drag on so:
have a dragon ball

The days drag along,
Waiting, patiently, quiet.
The days drag alone

reading this at work
I shouldn't be wasting time
like my boss would care

Oh tall wooden fence
Guard the neighbors boring lives
Miles you seem to stretch

Is my stare so blank?
Or a guise to fool slow friends?
Of course you don't know

I know you Jason,
you DO live ignorantly,
your stare is quite blank.

it seems so funny
i am sitting here again
with air in my brain

Mock moodygal and
the turtle curdles your soup!
You sip, I smile.

Friendly Ash from Oz,
I miss those letters you write.
You know the address...

This evening for dinner
I ate the wings of flightless birds.
Too bad

What I want to be
A small animal so free
Live ignorantly

so you can spell suck
and you so weak and nameless
suck heart and grow balls

impressive wingspan
too bad you haven't the balls
to fly your own name

Underneath the keys
I can see a lot of hair
My keyboard is gross

I'm not liking your
poems, mount madonna mama.
I think they all suck!

The rock's a wresler
So is kane and triple h
It is all so fake

You smell like an egg
You also smell like feet
Good bye good bye bye

five seven five stop
japanese cat tell me why
i must follow you?

bad script error
my life
click ok to continue

dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm

curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared

ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower

the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep

safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently

is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation

upolsterey needle
deliberately thrusts a slice
of curve through the weave

on the debate team
in highschool they whipped my ass
those dangled midgets

dangle the midgets
with great care after exhale
they have many points