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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Pitch black, eyes heavy
Aware, yet conscious fading
Drifting thoughts to sleep
Haiku # 3725 July 7, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
computer glitches
can be very damn costly
especially here
Haiku # 3724 July 7, 2000 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Money is the root
of all evil I have heard.
Is this accurate?

For if it is true,
then I must be the kindest
person in the world.
Haiku # 3723 July 6, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by Arik
Today I bought one,
DVD please fill my life.
Nope, its still quite dull.
Haiku # 3722 July 6, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by Arik
oh kackarott
if time seems to drag on so:
have a dragon ball
Haiku # 3721 July 6, 2000 5:08 pm ET
by ash
The days drag along,
Waiting, patiently, quiet.
The days drag alone
Haiku # 3720 July 6, 2000 10:18 am ET
by Kackarott
reading this at work
I shouldn't be wasting time
like my boss would care
Haiku # 3719 July 6, 2000 6:30 am ET
by T of Chicago,
Oh tall wooden fence
Guard the neighbors boring lives
Miles you seem to stretch
Haiku # 3718 July 5, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Is my stare so blank?
Or a guise to fool slow friends?
Of course you don't know
Haiku # 3717 July 5, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I know you Jason,
you DO live ignorantly,
your stare is quite blank.
Haiku # 3716 July 5, 2000 1:40 pm ET
by Arik
it seems so funny
i am sitting here again
with air in my brain
Haiku # 3715 July 5, 2000 12:49 pm ET
by Sadly, of Cleveland,
Mock moodygal and
the turtle curdles your soup!
You sip, I smile.
Haiku # 3714 July 5, 2000 11:08 am ET
by moodygal of Moodtropolis USA,
Friendly Ash from Oz,
I miss those letters you write.
You know the address...
Haiku # 3713 July 5, 2000 10:44 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
This evening for dinner
I ate the wings of flightless birds.
Too bad
Haiku # 3712 July 4, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by no blue cheese dressing!
What I want to be
A small animal so free
Live ignorantly
Haiku # 3711 July 4, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
so you can spell suck
and you so weak and nameless
suck heart and grow balls
Haiku # 3710 July 4, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
impressive wingspan
too bad you haven't the balls
to fly your own name
Haiku # 3709 July 4, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Underneath the keys
I can see a lot of hair
My keyboard is gross
Haiku # 3708 July 4, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm not liking your
poems, mount madonna mama.
I think they all suck!
Haiku # 3707 July 4, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The rock's a wresler
So is kane and triple h
It is all so fake
Haiku # 3706 July 3, 2000 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You smell like an egg
You also smell like feet
Good bye good bye bye
Haiku # 3705 July 3, 2000 10:57 pm ET
by Sylvia
five seven five stop
japanese cat tell me why
i must follow you?
Haiku # 3704 July 3, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by pulitzer
bad script error
my life
click ok to continue
Haiku # 3703 July 3, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by pulitzer
dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm
Haiku # 3702 July 3, 2000 8:28 pm ET
by mmm
Haiku # 3701 July 3, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by mmm
curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared
Haiku # 3700 July 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by mo ma ma
ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower
Haiku # 3699 July 3, 2000 8:13 pm ET
by m
the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep
Haiku # 3698 July 3, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by m m
safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently
Haiku # 3697 July 3, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by m m m
is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation
Haiku # 3696 July 3, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by mount m m
upolsterey needle
deliberately thrusts a slice
of curve through the weave
Haiku # 3695 July 3, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by m m mama
on the debate team
in highschool they whipped my ass
those dangled midgets
Haiku # 3694 July 3, 2000 7:49 pm ET
by m madonna mama
dangle the midgets
with great care after exhale
they have many points
Haiku # 3693 July 3, 2000 7:47 pm ET
by m madonna mama
so you want the truth
three bent and dangled midgets
write all these haiku
Haiku # 3692 July 3, 2000 7:41 pm ET
by m madonna mama
what a misnomer
a goods and services tax
not good nor service
Haiku # 3691 July 3, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by ash
oh the rabid cow
galloping down the staircase
while blowing bubbles
Haiku # 3690 July 3, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by x offender
the smoking secret
is it shame is it power
so what if i know
Haiku # 3689 July 3, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by kevin's friend
dare not let me in
to your big scary secret
i still might like you
Haiku # 3688 July 3, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by kevin's friend
my resurrection
commences with fireworks
and shining anguish
Haiku # 3687 July 3, 2000 3:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
shoot death into me
for a year kill the disease
does it kill me too
Haiku # 3686 July 3, 2000 3:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
my green eyes flicker
from under my own mountian
i am still alive
Haiku # 3685 July 3, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
your blue eyes flicker
under the mountian of pain
you are still alive
Haiku # 3684 July 3, 2000 2:50 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
body gets better
mind getting worse for a while
heart is so broken
Haiku # 3683 July 2, 2000 9:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
wall around my heart
keeps the pain in and love out
it's quite effective
Haiku # 3682 July 2, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
broken down broken
up so freakin tired of this
empty heart of mine
Haiku # 3681 July 2, 2000 9:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the only truth i
ever see in your eyes is
my own reflection
Haiku # 3680 July 2, 2000 9:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
i need more beatings
so evidence suggests so
annhilate me
Haiku # 3679 July 2, 2000 9:07 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Oh wonderful life
The joy of summer contrasts
With bleak TV reruns
Haiku # 3678 July 2, 2000 8:08 pm ET
by Janis of LA, USA
woman is good friend
have sex for couple of weeks
her feelings get hurt
Haiku # 3677 July 2, 2000 6:50 pm ET
by T of largo, usa
Icy spray of ice
A tooth flies in slow motion
Isn't hockey great?
Haiku # 3676 July 1, 2000 6:47 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA