it seems so funny
i am sitting here again
with air in my brain
by Sadly, of Cleveland,
Mock moodygal and
the turtle curdles your soup!
You sip, I smile.
by moodygal of Moodtropolis USA,
Friendly Ash from Oz,
I miss those letters you write.
You know the address...
by Jane of Princeton,
This evening for dinner
I ate the wings of flightless birds.
Too bad
by no blue cheese dressing!
What I want to be
A small animal so free
Live ignorantly
by Jason of Your Town, USA
so you can spell suck
and you so weak and nameless
suck heart and grow balls
by mount madonna mama
impressive wingspan
too bad you haven't the balls
to fly your own name
by mount madonna mama
Underneath the keys
I can see a lot of hair
My keyboard is gross
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm not liking your
poems, mount madonna mama.
I think they all suck!
by Anonymous Poet
The rock's a wresler
So is kane and triple h
It is all so fake
by Anonymous Poet
You smell like an egg
You also smell like feet
Good bye good bye bye
by Sylvia
five seven five stop
japanese cat tell me why
i must follow you?
by pulitzer
bad script error
my life
click ok to continue
by pulitzer
dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm
by mmm
curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared
by mo ma ma
ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower
by m
the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep
by m m
safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently
by m m m
is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation
by mount m m
upolsterey needle
deliberately thrusts a slice
of curve through the weave
by m m mama
on the debate team
in highschool they whipped my ass
those dangled midgets
by m madonna mama
dangle the midgets
with great care after exhale
they have many points
by m madonna mama
so you want the truth
three bent and dangled midgets
write all these haiku
by m madonna mama
what a misnomer
a goods and services tax
not good nor service
by ash
oh the rabid cow
galloping down the staircase
while blowing bubbles
by x offender
the smoking secret
is it shame is it power
so what if i know
by kevin's friend
dare not let me in
to your big scary secret
i still might like you
by kevin's friend
my resurrection
commences with fireworks
and shining anguish
by mount madonna mama
shoot death into me
for a year kill the disease
does it kill me too
by mount madonna mama
my green eyes flicker
from under my own mountian
i am still alive
by mount madonna mama
your blue eyes flicker
under the mountian of pain
you are still alive
by mount madonna mama
body gets better
mind getting worse for a while
heart is so broken
by mount madonna mama
wall around my heart
keeps the pain in and love out
it's quite effective
by mount madonna mama
broken down broken
up so freakin tired of this
empty heart of mine
by mount madonna mama
the only truth i
ever see in your eyes is
my own reflection
by mount madonna mama
i need more beatings
so evidence suggests so
annhilate me
by mount madonna mama
Oh wonderful life
The joy of summer contrasts
With bleak TV reruns
by Janis of LA, USA
woman is good friend
have sex for couple of weeks
her feelings get hurt
by T of largo, usa
Icy spray of ice
A tooth flies in slow motion
Isn't hockey great?
by Jason of Your Town, USA
we shall serve no haik-
u before its time. we shall
serve the worst haiku.
by basho-matik
trying to be as deaf as a door
cos your words make me so cold
or I'd be frozen dead
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
such a filthy mind
often i try to escape
haiku helps me out
by Jed
hey! i need a girl
wonder where to go for her
if your her, mail me
by Jed
constipation sucks
I can't crap when i want to
I save on asswipe
by Jed of usa
serves me bleeding right
that anticoagulant
i feel such a clot
by ash
Idiopathic
Visions of splendor in sight
Idiomorphic
by Jason of Your Town, USA
A lovely ballet
A stage where men dance freely
Pro wresting rules!
by Arik
Oh, me so horny.
Ten dolla, make you holla!
Me love you long time.
by Arik
Spider weaves a web
And catches toenail clippings.
The flies are too smart.
by Haiku Hacker
