Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I'll look at your grill.
Let me see it way up close...
Be gentle with it.
Haiku # 3739, July 9, 2000 5:13 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Your afro, Black Belt Jones,
Sounds a lot like my pussy.
Hey! Blondes have more fun.
Haiku # 3738, July 9, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Brains by the barrel
Allow my skills to prosper
Watch me as I grow
Haiku # 3737, July 9, 2000 10:01 am ET
by Black Belt Jones of USA
so, the gang's all here
but this here is not your ground
brains, not brawns, shall rule
Haiku # 3736, July 9, 2000 4:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So where is my point?
I have a knife in my hand...
Pardon the bad pun.
Haiku # 3735, July 8, 2000 10:59 pm ET
by Arik
Turn and see my grill
Instant before you're life ends
You should look both ways!
Haiku # 3734, July 8, 2000 8:38 pm ET
by Truck Turner of USA
My afro is gold
It's golden fleece from a sheep
It's value... priceless
Haiku # 3733, July 8, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Black Belt Jones of USA
If micromanaged,
Keep your integrity and
Tell them to piss off.
Haiku # 3732, July 8, 2000 6:49 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Well, I did nothing.
Really they did it all to
Themselves, the assholes.
Haiku # 3731, July 8, 2000 6:43 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I had three bosses.
I told them to go to hell.
I did this NICELY!
Haiku # 3730, July 8, 2000 6:41 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Shingles are on roofs.
Up there, they are a good thing.
Sheer hell on my back.
Haiku # 3729, July 8, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I have been away,
For several days in fact.
I have lost our threads.
Haiku # 3728, July 8, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
Blistered, dangling flesh
Red, swollen palate screaming
Caution: Contents Hot
Haiku # 3727, July 7, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm going to fly
to a far, distant city.
To the first ocean.
Haiku # 3726, July 7, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by melville above
Pitch black, eyes heavy
Aware, yet conscious fading
Drifting thoughts to sleep
Haiku # 3725, July 7, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
computer glitches
can be very damn costly
especially here
Haiku # 3724, July 7, 2000 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Money is the root
of all evil I have heard.
Is this accurate?

For if it is true,
then I must be the kindest
person in the world.
Haiku # 3723, July 6, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by Arik
Today I bought one,
DVD please fill my life.
Nope, its still quite dull.
Haiku # 3722, July 6, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by Arik
oh kackarott
if time seems to drag on so:
have a dragon ball
Haiku # 3721, July 6, 2000 5:08 pm ET
by ash
The days drag along,
Waiting, patiently, quiet.
The days drag alone
Haiku # 3720, July 6, 2000 10:18 am ET
by Kackarott
reading this at work
I shouldn't be wasting time
like my boss would care
Haiku # 3719, July 6, 2000 6:30 am ET
by T of Chicago,
Oh tall wooden fence
Guard the neighbors boring lives
Miles you seem to stretch
Haiku # 3718, July 5, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Is my stare so blank?
Or a guise to fool slow friends?
Of course you don't know
Haiku # 3717, July 5, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I know you Jason,
you DO live ignorantly,
your stare is quite blank.
Haiku # 3716, July 5, 2000 1:40 pm ET
by Arik
it seems so funny
i am sitting here again
with air in my brain
Haiku # 3715, July 5, 2000 12:49 pm ET
by Sadly, of Cleveland,
Mock moodygal and
the turtle curdles your soup!
You sip, I smile.
Haiku # 3714, July 5, 2000 11:08 am ET
by moodygal of Moodtropolis USA,
Friendly Ash from Oz,
I miss those letters you write.
You know the address...
Haiku # 3713, July 5, 2000 10:44 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
This evening for dinner
I ate the wings of flightless birds.
Too bad
Haiku # 3712, July 4, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by no blue cheese dressing!
What I want to be
A small animal so free
Live ignorantly
Haiku # 3711, July 4, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
so you can spell suck
and you so weak and nameless
suck heart and grow balls
Haiku # 3710, July 4, 2000 5:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
impressive wingspan
too bad you haven't the balls
to fly your own name
Haiku # 3709, July 4, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Underneath the keys
I can see a lot of hair
My keyboard is gross
Haiku # 3708, July 4, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I'm not liking your
poems, mount madonna mama.
I think they all suck!
Haiku # 3707, July 4, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The rock's a wresler
So is kane and triple h
It is all so fake
Haiku # 3706, July 3, 2000 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You smell like an egg
You also smell like feet
Good bye good bye bye
Haiku # 3705, July 3, 2000 10:57 pm ET
by Sylvia
five seven five stop
japanese cat tell me why
i must follow you?
Haiku # 3704, July 3, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by pulitzer
bad script error
my life
click ok to continue
Haiku # 3703, July 3, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by pulitzer
dive into the pool
of my blue infinity
surprisingly warm
Haiku # 3702, July 3, 2000 8:28 pm ET
by mmm
Haiku # 3701, July 3, 2000 8:22 pm ET
by mmm
curvilinear
fully ripe juicy ready
perfectly prepared
Haiku # 3700, July 3, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by mo ma ma
ah the aroma
lake swim and pee in the woods
time for the shower
Haiku # 3699, July 3, 2000 8:13 pm ET
by m
the haiku massage
grey matter in harmony
perhaps i can sleep
Haiku # 3698, July 3, 2000 8:10 pm ET
by m m
safe envelope for
churlish cranium tempest
haiku me gently
Haiku # 3697, July 3, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by m m m
is procrit latin
mangled digit sucker punch
is my translation
Haiku # 3696, July 3, 2000 8:01 pm ET
by mount m m
upolsterey needle
deliberately thrusts a slice
of curve through the weave
Haiku # 3695, July 3, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by m m mama
on the debate team
in highschool they whipped my ass
those dangled midgets
Haiku # 3694, July 3, 2000 7:49 pm ET
by m madonna mama
dangle the midgets
with great care after exhale
they have many points
Haiku # 3693, July 3, 2000 7:47 pm ET
by m madonna mama
so you want the truth
three bent and dangled midgets
write all these haiku
Haiku # 3692, July 3, 2000 7:41 pm ET
by m madonna mama
what a misnomer
a goods and services tax
not good nor service
Haiku # 3691, July 3, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by ash
oh the rabid cow
galloping down the staircase
while blowing bubbles
Haiku # 3690, July 3, 2000 3:42 pm ET
by x offender
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