ROCK SOLID
by Vernon

The geologist
Who fucked the seismologist
Had his world rocked!

OH SO GOOD
by Vernon

She grabbed my penis
And sucked me like a vacuum
I came in her mouth.

She exclaimed with grace
As I pulled out with great haste
"Please cum on my face!"

RICHARD GERE
by Vernon

The proctologist
Retrieved a giant gerbil
From the man's anus.

On Valentine's Day
I saw two men packing fudge
I have a sweet tooth.

around the corner
is way better than around
the bend haiku hack

my own chemistry
now pristine synaptic cleft
flying at light speed

one hundred flowers
variety of acids
fan out in my mind

my four year old boy
croons his magic wordless spells
quieting my soul

a small procedure
lidocaine toxicity
not metabolized

OK, I'm pissed guys.
I wrote a REALLY bad one.
Hey... didja notice?

Taking Depakote?
Might as well stand in the cor-
Ner with a drool cup.

Keep writing Mama
Gives you temporary calm,
Gets out the "nasties."

ant's formic acid
fires a rocket in my eye
suddenly i wake

Mount Madonna Mama,
Sounds like you have endured a
Personal Holocaust

valproic acid
once ingested molested
neurochemistry

sticks and fuckin' stones
never was a good listener
got another scar

for a bitch like you
cigarette coal does wonders
got a three point scar

saw a sign today
don't play with balls in store
had to show my friends

A paradox?
Twister while the sun shows bright
Yeah, Indiana

for some haiku fun
come enter the battlefield
at Kung Fu Haiku

to shaggydoo and ash
you two seem to own this place
can i have fun too?

acerbic juices
of mount madonna's black hole
simply corrosive

A cool winter breeze,
just like an Alpine Ski-jump!
I think York's© are good.

Tick tock time shall pass
Yet it seems that time stands still
Boredom overcomes

naked feet slide through
the wet night grass worrying
their way among slugs

sharp tang of skunk scent
rolls in on the evening breeze
the dogs are riled

Sorry folks, I'm blushing.
Haiku Hackers' erotic
Fantasies unleashed.

I'll look at your grill.
Let me see it way up close...
Be gentle with it.

Your afro, Black Belt Jones,
Sounds a lot like my pussy.
Hey! Blondes have more fun.

Brains by the barrel
Allow my skills to prosper
Watch me as I grow

so, the gang's all here
but this here is not your ground
brains, not brawns, shall rule

So where is my point?
I have a knife in my hand...
Pardon the bad pun.

Turn and see my grill
Instant before you're life ends
You should look both ways!

My afro is gold
It's golden fleece from a sheep
It's value... priceless

If micromanaged,
Keep your integrity and
Tell them to piss off.

Well, I did nothing.
Really they did it all to
Themselves, the assholes.

I had three bosses.
I told them to go to hell.
I did this NICELY!

Shingles are on roofs.
Up there, they are a good thing.
Sheer hell on my back.

I have been away,
For several days in fact.
I have lost our threads.

Blistered, dangling flesh
Red, swollen palate screaming
Caution: Contents Hot

I'm going to fly
to a far, distant city.
To the first ocean.

Pitch black, eyes heavy
Aware, yet conscious fading
Drifting thoughts to sleep

computer glitches
can be very damn costly
especially here

Money is the root
of all evil I have heard.
Is this accurate?

For if it is true,
then I must be the kindest
person in the world.

Today I bought one,
DVD please fill my life.
Nope, its still quite dull.

oh kackarott
if time seems to drag on so:
have a dragon ball

The days drag along,
Waiting, patiently, quiet.
The days drag alone

reading this at work
I shouldn't be wasting time
like my boss would care

Oh tall wooden fence
Guard the neighbors boring lives
Miles you seem to stretch

Is my stare so blank?
Or a guise to fool slow friends?
Of course you don't know