now to my patio
I go for a shot of cheap
gin and some dip chips
by Anonymous Poet
storm has subsided
as waters traverse the streets
into the old sewer
by Anonymous Poet
What's a "metope"? -
Space between the triglyphs of
a Duric friez.
by Anonymous Poet
the drunken master
vendibly airs his website
marketing faux paus
by Anonymous Poet
my daughter, she's two
may discern concept of loss
but maybe not death
by Anonymous Poet
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imagine there's no
heaven, imagine there's no
people, no rel'gion, too...
by Anonymous Poet
found a faster way
to zip into this website
circumnavigate
by Anonymous Poet
Burning lips on fire
Only a few peppers, please
Subway
by Jason of Your Town, USA
This haiku blows balls
Why the hell am I writing
This stupid-ass thing?
by Glod Glodssonssonsson of Hell, US
i hate everyone ecept for people that have tits and cunts and give head and r female
by Anonymous Poet
Chronic pain. You can
Forget momentarily
Writing bad haiku.
by Haiku Hacker
I said, "Palendrome,"
"can it countermand?" It can...
"Palendrome!" Said I.
by Arik
Inbox full of mail
Please forgive me for delay
In reply to Oz.
by Jane of Princeton,
prose proposes
repeated reminiscence
it's iteration
by ash
my own idiom
lends latitude to express
my own idiot
by ash
in the darkened room
he lays next to her waiting
for the final breath
by mount madonna mama
irregular breath
rattled out through secretions
gasping agonal
by mount madonna mama
egregious error
exist existentially
else end endlessly
by mount madonna mama
Is he a genius?
The daily Haiku writer
No, he is just bored.
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Repaved parking lot
Noxious fumes fill my nostrils
I'm feeling happy
by Jason of Your Town, USA
i'm not scared of death
it solves a lot of problems
i'm scared of dying
by ash
the more cognisant
aware of approaching death
concentrate on life
by ash
I wish I were dead.
Oh, wait. That's not what I meant.
I wish you were dead.
by Arik
dying by degrees
from the time that we were born
until we snuff it
by ash
Saw Bambi, age 5
It made a big impression
The mother dying...
by Haiku Hacker
Try foil, friend Jason.
Expensive... but you're worth it!
They'll poke you no more.
by Haiku Hacker
I've been there, Mama.
All the way around the bend.
I'm back now. "I'm HEEE-EERE!"
by Haiku Hacker
Vernon and Ginny -
Hermaphrodite? Homophobe?
Ambisexual?
by Haiku Hacker
Regret now sets in.
Why the hell did I click that?
The TV screen... blank!
by Arik
Tie the bonnet on
Poke my scalp with your device
Oh, bleach burns like hell
by Jason of Your Town, USA
a daughter's whining
pleading to watch her "Bambi"
a bundle of joy
by Anonymous Poet
the black velvet sky
blankets the vast horizon
putting ash to sleep
by Anonymous Poet
emasculated,
lecher dreams salaciously:
prurient obsession
by Anonymous Poet
gentle melodies
the end of a long day's work
prelude to a sleep
by ash
THE WONDERFUL EAR
Ahem...
Frogs sometimes riddup
Their moyuths open, say riddup
The ear can hear it
My ear is on me
It has lots of big fat wax
The ear can hold it
The ear has a hole
It is very dark inside
The ear
by Crina
I like trees a lot
They have got green leaves yeah man
But they don't have bars
by Crina
I can see a chair
There is no one sitting there
But it is not empty
by Crina
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS, WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS
by Ginny
I am a woman
Treat me like an animal
Do me from behind.
I have a clit ring
My vagina is swollen
Let's fuck like mad dogs!
by Ginny
ROCK SOLID
by Vernon
The geologist
Who fucked the seismologist
Had his world rocked!
by Vernon
OH SO GOOD
by Vernon
She grabbed my penis
And sucked me like a vacuum
I came in her mouth.
She exclaimed with grace
As I pulled out with great haste
"Please cum on my face!"
by Vernon
RICHARD GERE
by Vernon
The proctologist
Retrieved a giant gerbil
From the man's anus.
by Vernon
On Valentine's Day
I saw two men packing fudge
I have a sweet tooth.
by Vernon
around the corner
is way better than around
the bend haiku hack
by mount madonna mama
my own chemistry
now pristine synaptic cleft
flying at light speed
by mount madonna mama
one hundred flowers
variety of acids
fan out in my mind
by mount madonna mama
my four year old boy
croons his magic wordless spells
quieting my soul
by mount madonna mama
a small procedure
lidocaine toxicity
not metabolized
by mount madonna mama
OK, I'm pissed guys.
I wrote a REALLY bad one.
Hey... didja notice?
by Haiku Hacker
Taking Depakote?
Might as well stand in the cor-
Ner with a drool cup.
by Haiku Hacker
