Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Stay up late writing
three ten, time for bed i guess
no more britney bash.
Haiku # 3841, July 18, 2000 3:19 am ET
by PelicanBob
Oops, she has done it
again, played with her bra size,
nasty little cheat
Haiku # 3840, July 18, 2000 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm of alien
intelligence. At least they
Say. They say too much.
Haiku # 3839, July 18, 2000 3:13 am ET
by Pelican Bob
Tis bad to tell a
story by way of haiku?
for me? No. For you?
Haiku # 3838, July 18, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Pelican Bob
Pedophile


Given a virgin
to sink his teeth in, he'd bite
and give no reason.

All he wanted was
to be a bit callous, now,
I've just got malice,

bleed like anyone,
like me. My skin, Is just thin,
My skin is still
Haiku # 3837, July 18, 2000 3:09 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I'm not all that bad
humor is my favorite thing
I'm shaken, not stirred
Haiku # 3836, July 18, 2000 2:35 am ET
by Pelican Bob
There was a time when
I thought that I had a friend
I put down the blade

so flames won't consume
me again. I awakened
to see what they want

all along. Open
eyes, realize all deception was gone. Never was

Not again
Haiku # 3835, July 18, 2000 2:32 am ET
by Pelican Bob
That hateful face of
God is just like all the rest
evil face of God
Haiku # 3834, July 18, 2000 2:25 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I've seen god's face
hates me with disinterest
Just like all the rest
Haiku # 3833, July 18, 2000 2:23 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I mean no offense
mount madonna mama's poems
make me cry. Thank you.
Haiku # 3832, July 18, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Pelican Bob
How will your reign end?
Become what you would destroy
buy your damn nikes
Haiku # 3831, July 18, 2000 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Necropheliacs
not so much sexy as dead
and that is just bad.
Haiku # 3830, July 18, 2000 1:05 am ET
by PelicanBob of homestead.com/emumuse/randomemuweekly.html,
sluggy slime, you geek
get back to your own damn site
shit in your backyard
Haiku # 3829, July 17, 2000 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thumper is my friend
I'd do anything for him
Maiming fools, for one
Haiku # 3828, July 17, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leaving the patio
man goes back to his bedroom
and falls fast asleep
Haiku # 3827, July 17, 2000 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn computer geeks
they couldn't write no haiku
knock them on their heads
Haiku # 3826, July 17, 2000 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky has fallen
all of your precious birds have
died. boo hoo, boo hoo.
Haiku # 3825, July 17, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by Cristina
Haiku, i can do
as I sit down at the desk
and then fall asleep
Haiku # 3824, July 17, 2000 9:37 pm ET
by Cristina
Careen down the road
Flash of rabbit under tire
I named him Thumper
Haiku # 3823, July 17, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
They pretend to eat
flesh. Cannibalism which
symbolizes Christ.
Haiku # 3822, July 17, 2000 12:55 pm ET
by Arik
guys who drive around,
their big beats shaking cement,
are pretty damn cool.
Haiku # 3821, July 17, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by baby zack
hot wheel on carpet
poised in darkness patiently
waiting for my foot

Haiku # 3820, July 16, 2000 8:24 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
six lanes of pure hell
suck in dark and noxious fumes
waiting for the end

Haiku # 3819, July 16, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toyo bowl heartburn
third world trash clogs the gutter
lone palm in asphalt
Haiku # 3818, July 16, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
waking, the woman
sighs as she looks out the window
patio cocktails
Haiku # 3817, July 16, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Blocked off parking lot
long walks to rent videos
lazy people keep driving
Haiku # 3816, July 16, 2000 8:00 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Purple ducky poo
Barfy super toiletries
confusion? why yes
Haiku # 3815, July 16, 2000 7:14 pm ET
by Mink007
Hey piss off, sluggy!
Your shit is not welcome here.
You're not that funny.
Haiku # 3814, July 16, 2000 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Haikus are fun
I think I will write one yay
Jason thinks I dumb
Haiku # 3813, July 16, 2000 6:55 am ET
by gdeb
Endless channel flipping
The bane of late night viewing
Nothing's on TV
Haiku # 3812, July 15, 2000 11:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
Nature's filled with fools
They must point this out to all
Some use big red font
Haiku # 3811, July 15, 2000 11:24 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Haiku # 3810, July 15, 2000 6:12 pm ET
by The of Guy,
MY HAIKU SHOULD BE
BIG AND RED AND READ A LOT
IF NOT FUCK YOU ASS
Haiku # 3809, July 15, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My friends say that I
lash out at society
die bitch six six six
Haiku # 3808, July 15, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
90% chance
to sit and drool. You are wrong
again, weatherman.
Haiku # 3807, July 15, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by Arik
I punched his square head
and the moron just sat there.
Computers are dumb
Haiku # 3806, July 15, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Arik
now to my patio
I go for a shot of cheap
gin and some dip chips
Haiku # 3805, July 15, 2000 7:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
storm has subsided
as waters traverse the streets
into the old sewer
Haiku # 3804, July 15, 2000 7:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's a "metope"? -
Space between the triglyphs of
a Duric friez.
Haiku # 3803, July 15, 2000 6:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the drunken master
vendibly airs his website
marketing faux paus
Haiku # 3802, July 15, 2000 3:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my daughter, she's two
may discern concept of loss
but maybe not death
Haiku # 3801, July 15, 2000 3:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 3800, July 15, 2000 3:15 am ET
by dickface of jkl sthjkl ;jklnj, as in tiger
imagine there's no
heaven, imagine there's no
people, no rel'gion, too...
Haiku # 3799, July 15, 2000 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
found a faster way
to zip into this website
circumnavigate
Haiku # 3798, July 15, 2000 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Burning lips on fire
Only a few peppers, please
Subway
Haiku # 3797, July 14, 2000 11:36 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
This haiku blows balls
Why the hell am I writing
This stupid-ass thing?
Haiku # 3796, July 14, 2000 10:23 pm ET
by Glod Glodssonssonsson of Hell, US
i hate everyone ecept for people that have tits and cunts and give head and r female
Haiku # 3795, July 14, 2000 9:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chronic pain. You can
Forget momentarily
Writing bad haiku.
Haiku # 3794, July 14, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
I said, "Palendrome,"
"can it countermand?" It can...
"Palendrome!" Said I.
Haiku # 3793, July 14, 2000 1:36 pm ET
by Arik
Inbox full of mail
Please forgive me for delay
In reply to Oz.
Haiku # 3792, July 14, 2000 12:45 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
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