Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I'm bored. I'm just bored.
Just here making bad haiku.
My haiku is crap.
Haiku # 3861, July 23, 2000 8:57 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
I love haiku...yeah...
I just write some every day...
uh..well, no I don't.
Haiku # 3860, July 23, 2000 8:52 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yo soy un gringo.
Donde esta mi mono?
Soy muy, muy triste.
Haiku # 3859, July 23, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Norb. Dagget. Angry...
Brothers that are beavers.yep.
Spoot, you spoothead. ha.
Haiku # 3858, July 23, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Donde esta el...
bano? I need to go...bad.
Where are you going?
Haiku # 3857, July 23, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
consider me safe
i'm one professional guy
or so i profess
Haiku # 3856, July 21, 2000 4:19 am ET
by ash
bastard gst
my galloping consumption
molested by ants
Haiku # 3855, July 21, 2000 4:17 am ET
by ash
cattygoths, how lame
they really need to grow up
and need to get lives
Haiku # 3854, July 21, 2000 1:36 am ET
by Magenta
Yoda. I love Yoda!
Long live the green guy..Yoda!
I love Yo-Yoda!
Haiku # 3853, July 20, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yoda...oh so wise...
See Yoda sit on a log...
Sit, green guy, sit...
Haiku # 3852, July 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Four days of Silence
Great Lakes keep me from Haikus
At least I'll be tan
Haiku # 3851, July 20, 2000 1:21 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
So, Pelican Bob,
I see you find writing poems
theraputic... freak.
Haiku # 3850, July 19, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Arik
A horrible thing
Nothing funny comes to mind
Haiku writer's block
Haiku # 3849, July 19, 2000 8:50 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Go away a bit...
Hard to catch up with it all.
So much new haiku.

Haiku # 3848, July 19, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
carcinogenic
cola rots me inside but I
like my filmy teeth
Haiku # 3847, July 18, 2000 9:50 am ET
by baby zack
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
Haiku # 3846, July 18, 2000 7:33 am ET
by JC of NYC,
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
Haiku # 3845, July 18, 2000 7:32 am ET
by JC of NYC,
drained cyberkinder
unplug your peripherals
and power down now
Haiku # 3844, July 18, 2000 6:26 am ET
by ash
You can't expect to
weild supreme executive
power just because

Some watery tart
threw a sword at you! Monty
Python is the best.
Haiku # 3843, July 18, 2000 3:50 am ET
by PelicanBob
Shouldn't have waited

Don't do drugs, they can
only bring you bad things like
fun, orgies, and friends.
Haiku # 3842, July 18, 2000 3:39 am ET
by pelicanbob
Stay up late writing
three ten, time for bed i guess
no more britney bash.
Haiku # 3841, July 18, 2000 3:19 am ET
by PelicanBob
Oops, she has done it
again, played with her bra size,
nasty little cheat
Haiku # 3840, July 18, 2000 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm of alien
intelligence. At least they
Say. They say too much.
Haiku # 3839, July 18, 2000 3:13 am ET
by Pelican Bob
Tis bad to tell a
story by way of haiku?
for me? No. For you?
Haiku # 3838, July 18, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Pelican Bob
Pedophile


Given a virgin
to sink his teeth in, he'd bite
and give no reason.

All he wanted was
to be a bit callous, now,
I've just got malice,

bleed like anyone,
like me. My skin, Is just thin,
My skin is still
Haiku # 3837, July 18, 2000 3:09 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I'm not all that bad
humor is my favorite thing
I'm shaken, not stirred
Haiku # 3836, July 18, 2000 2:35 am ET
by Pelican Bob
There was a time when
I thought that I had a friend
I put down the blade

so flames won't consume
me again. I awakened
to see what they want

all along. Open
eyes, realize all deception was gone. Never was

Not again
Haiku # 3835, July 18, 2000 2:32 am ET
by Pelican Bob
That hateful face of
God is just like all the rest
evil face of God
Haiku # 3834, July 18, 2000 2:25 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I've seen god's face
hates me with disinterest
Just like all the rest
Haiku # 3833, July 18, 2000 2:23 am ET
by Pelican Bob
I mean no offense
mount madonna mama's poems
make me cry. Thank you.
Haiku # 3832, July 18, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Pelican Bob
How will your reign end?
Become what you would destroy
buy your damn nikes
Haiku # 3831, July 18, 2000 1:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Necropheliacs
not so much sexy as dead
and that is just bad.
Haiku # 3830, July 18, 2000 1:05 am ET
by PelicanBob of homestead.com/emumuse/randomemuweekly.html,
sluggy slime, you geek
get back to your own damn site
shit in your backyard
Haiku # 3829, July 17, 2000 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thumper is my friend
I'd do anything for him
Maiming fools, for one
Haiku # 3828, July 17, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
leaving the patio
man goes back to his bedroom
and falls fast asleep
Haiku # 3827, July 17, 2000 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
damn computer geeks
they couldn't write no haiku
knock them on their heads
Haiku # 3826, July 17, 2000 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the sky has fallen
all of your precious birds have
died. boo hoo, boo hoo.
Haiku # 3825, July 17, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by Cristina
Haiku, i can do
as I sit down at the desk
and then fall asleep
Haiku # 3824, July 17, 2000 9:37 pm ET
by Cristina
Careen down the road
Flash of rabbit under tire
I named him Thumper
Haiku # 3823, July 17, 2000 6:56 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
They pretend to eat
flesh. Cannibalism which
symbolizes Christ.
Haiku # 3822, July 17, 2000 12:55 pm ET
by Arik
guys who drive around,
their big beats shaking cement,
are pretty damn cool.
Haiku # 3821, July 17, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by baby zack
hot wheel on carpet
poised in darkness patiently
waiting for my foot

Haiku # 3820, July 16, 2000 8:24 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
six lanes of pure hell
suck in dark and noxious fumes
waiting for the end

Haiku # 3819, July 16, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toyo bowl heartburn
third world trash clogs the gutter
lone palm in asphalt
Haiku # 3818, July 16, 2000 8:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
waking, the woman
sighs as she looks out the window
patio cocktails
Haiku # 3817, July 16, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Blocked off parking lot
long walks to rent videos
lazy people keep driving
Haiku # 3816, July 16, 2000 8:00 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Purple ducky poo
Barfy super toiletries
confusion? why yes
Haiku # 3815, July 16, 2000 7:14 pm ET
by Mink007
Hey piss off, sluggy!
Your shit is not welcome here.
You're not that funny.
Haiku # 3814, July 16, 2000 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Haikus are fun
I think I will write one yay
Jason thinks I dumb
Haiku # 3813, July 16, 2000 6:55 am ET
by gdeb
Endless channel flipping
The bane of late night viewing
Nothing's on TV
Haiku # 3812, July 15, 2000 11:30 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
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