Yoda. I love Yoda!
Long live the green guy..Yoda!
I love Yo-Yoda!
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yoda...oh so wise...
See Yoda sit on a log...
Sit, green guy, sit...
by Anonymous Poet
Four days of Silence
Great Lakes keep me from Haikus
At least I'll be tan
by Jason of Your Town, USA
So, Pelican Bob,
I see you find writing poems
theraputic... freak.
by Arik
A horrible thing
Nothing funny comes to mind
Haiku writer's block
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Go away a bit...
Hard to catch up with it all.
So much new haiku.
by Haiku Hacker
carcinogenic
cola rots me inside but I
like my filmy teeth
by baby zack
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
by JC of NYC,
I thought I'd try one
Not much fun being had here
My head hurts I'll stop
by JC of NYC,
drained cyberkinder
unplug your peripherals
and power down now
by ash
You can't expect to
weild supreme executive
power just because
Some watery tart
threw a sword at you! Monty
Python is the best.
by PelicanBob
Shouldn't have waited
Don't do drugs, they can
only bring you bad things like
fun, orgies, and friends.
by pelicanbob
Stay up late writing
three ten, time for bed i guess
no more britney bash.
by PelicanBob
Oops, she has done it
again, played with her bra size,
nasty little cheat
by Anonymous Poet
I'm of alien
intelligence. At least they
Say. They say too much.
by Pelican Bob
Tis bad to tell a
story by way of haiku?
for me? No. For you?
by Pelican Bob
Pedophile
Given a virgin
to sink his teeth in, he'd bite
and give no reason.
All he wanted was
to be a bit callous, now,
I've just got malice,
bleed like anyone,
like me. My skin, Is just thin,
My skin is still
by Pelican Bob
I'm not all that bad
humor is my favorite thing
I'm shaken, not stirred
by Pelican Bob
There was a time when
I thought that I had a friend
I put down the blade
so flames won't consume
me again. I awakened
to see what they want
all along. Open
eyes, realize all deception was gone. Never was
Not again
by Pelican Bob
That hateful face of
God is just like all the rest
evil face of God
by Pelican Bob
I've seen god's face
hates me with disinterest
Just like all the rest
by Pelican Bob
I mean no offense
mount madonna mama's poems
make me cry. Thank you.
by Pelican Bob
How will your reign end?
Become what you would destroy
buy your damn nikes
by Anonymous Poet
Necropheliacs
not so much sexy as dead
and that is just bad.
by PelicanBob of homestead.com/emumuse/randomemuweekly.html,
sluggy slime, you geek
get back to your own damn site
shit in your backyard
by Anonymous Poet
Thumper is my friend
I'd do anything for him
Maiming fools, for one
by Anonymous Poet
leaving the patio
man goes back to his bedroom
and falls fast asleep
by Anonymous Poet
damn computer geeks
they couldn't write no haiku
knock them on their heads
by Anonymous Poet
the sky has fallen
all of your precious birds have
died. boo hoo, boo hoo.
by Cristina
Haiku, i can do
as I sit down at the desk
and then fall asleep
by Cristina
Careen down the road
Flash of rabbit under tire
I named him Thumper
by Jason of Your Town, USA
They pretend to eat
flesh. Cannibalism which
symbolizes Christ.
by Arik
guys who drive around,
their big beats shaking cement,
are pretty damn cool.
by baby zack
hot wheel on carpet
poised in darkness patiently
waiting for my foot
by mount madonna mama
six lanes of pure hell
suck in dark and noxious fumes
waiting for the end
by mount madonna mama
toyo bowl heartburn
third world trash clogs the gutter
lone palm in asphalt
by mount madonna mama
waking, the woman
sighs as she looks out the window
patio cocktails
by mount madonna mama
Blocked off parking lot
long walks to rent videos
lazy people keep driving
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Purple ducky poo
Barfy super toiletries
confusion? why yes
by Mink007
Hey piss off, sluggy!
Your shit is not welcome here.
You're not that funny.
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Haikus are fun
I think I will write one yay
Jason thinks I dumb
by gdeb
Endless channel flipping
The bane of late night viewing
Nothing's on TV
by Jason of Your Town , USA
Nature's filled with fools
They must point this out to all
Some use big red font
by Jason of Your Town, USA
MY HAIKU SHOULD BE
BIG AND RED AND READ A LOT
IF NOT FUCK YOU ASS
by Anonymous Poet
My friends say that I
lash out at society
die bitch six six six
by Anonymous Poet
90% chance
to sit and drool. You are wrong
again, weatherman.
by Arik
I punched his square head
and the moron just sat there.
Computers are dumb
by Arik
now to my patio
I go for a shot of cheap
gin and some dip chips
by Anonymous Poet
storm has subsided
as waters traverse the streets
into the old sewer
by Anonymous Poet
