Nothing is worse
Than A handicapped Haiku
With the first line short
by Anonymous Poet
tagger vandal paints
expressing his inner rage
writes "have a nice day"
by Anonymous Poet
I write bad haiku
but I am not the master
Sheena's is much worse
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
and we wear the cloth
it's all we can keep
against the winter
by sheena
warps and slubs wove in
heartache like knots in the thread
bad mistakes and all
by sheena
sorrow can't be fixed
like a dropped stitch reknitted
life just continues
by sheena
wishing for things that
won't be in the time we have
on this cold planet
by sheena
for the aching nights
we spent in tears or silence
wishing words unsaid
by sheena
for the knowledge we'll
never really allow each
other to ease grief
by sheena
i weep for us both
for the friendship we almost
found despite it all
by sheena
she won't hear relief
tension is her poisoned drug
i weep for her heart
by sheena
she'll never hear what
she thinks she shouldn't want to
she won't hear kindness
by sheena
but working from hate
and the gall of her mother
she'll never hear peace
by sheena
if she could only
speak to her holy ideal
he'd tell her it's fine
by sheena
if she could only
open the eyes of her mind
and remember love
by sheena
aren't really what
she believes to be the truth
if she could see it
by sheena
fundamentalist
tendencies of her
angry childhood days
by sheena
tight clothes and red nails
don't equal sluthood
i'm not what she thinks
by sheena
my love is sacred
despite my laughter, despite
my mischievous mind
by sheena
One years worth of dirt
Caked on the body with love
One damn dirty car
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Winner is not me
Always apologizing
Smiles equal NO!
by Winner is not me
Here comes the strap-on
Anal anticipation
Ecstasy! Shes next!
by Kackarott
this is really strange
i've never exprerienced
a bad site like this
by pagi
Where is the new stuff?
Why can't bad haiku be shown
newest to oldest?
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
work makes me lazy
when it comes to new haikus.
I should make more time.
by Arik
her movements precise
spurred on by the memory
of unbending arms
by mount madonna mama
the last bath must come
quickly she runs the water
into a basin
by mount madonna mama
rigor set in quickly
looked like she'd been dead for days
in just an hour
by mount madonna mama
Porn on DVD
An interactive coitus
Gonadotropic
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Should I be flattered?
Asked to be in my Haikus
Of course! Hi Carrie.
by Jason of Your Town, USA
reminiscences
memories diminishing
despite their sparkle
by ash
communication
subliminal messages
a bit of old chat
by ash
Funny question asked
"Why haven't you asked me out?"
You talking to me?
by Jason of Your Town , USA
in my old high school
gymnasium, "Stairway
to Heaven" last chance to dance
by Warren Dean Fulton of vancouver, CANADA
Ja, Ich verstehe.
Du bist eine Sweinhund. Mein
Deutch suks? Ich wiess.
by Arik
Warm sun, cool water
No worries and all fun, yet
Sleep at home is best
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I wish I could electrocute you
Suppose that I hooked
a battery to the phone
would I hear you fry
by Anonymous Poet
Throw me another crumb
Please call accounting
There's an error on my check
You lost some zeros
by Anonymous Poet
She's Calling from Wal-Mart
You poor little thing
Why did god make you so dumb
He must hate me too
by Anonymous Poet
Every week someone
even more annoying arrives
than the week before.
by Arik
E I Go De No
Ha I Ku Na N Te
Ku So Ku Ra E
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
I'm bored. I'm just bored.
Just here making bad haiku.
My haiku is crap.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
I love haiku...yeah...
I just write some every day...
uh..well, no I don't.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yo soy un gringo.
Donde esta mi mono?
Soy muy, muy triste.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Norb. Dagget. Angry...
Brothers that are beavers.yep.
Spoot, you spoothead. ha.
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Donde esta el...
bano? I need to go...bad.
Where are you going?
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
consider me safe
i'm one professional guy
or so i profess
by ash
bastard gst
my galloping consumption
molested by ants
by ash
cattygoths, how lame
they really need to grow up
and need to get lives
by Magenta
Yoda. I love Yoda!
Long live the green guy..Yoda!
I love Yo-Yoda!
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
