Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

wishing for things that
won't be in the time we have
on this cold planet
Haiku # 3896, August 14, 2000 2:16 pm ET
by sheena
for the aching nights
we spent in tears or silence
wishing words unsaid
Haiku # 3895, August 14, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by sheena
for the knowledge we'll
never really allow each
other to ease grief
Haiku # 3894, August 14, 2000 2:13 pm ET
by sheena
i weep for us both
for the friendship we almost
found despite it all
Haiku # 3893, August 14, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by sheena
she won't hear relief
tension is her poisoned drug
i weep for her heart
Haiku # 3892, August 14, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
she'll never hear what
she thinks she shouldn't want to
she won't hear kindness
Haiku # 3891, August 14, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by sheena
but working from hate
and the gall of her mother
she'll never hear peace
Haiku # 3890, August 14, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by sheena
if she could only
speak to her holy ideal
he'd tell her it's fine
Haiku # 3889, August 14, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
if she could only
open the eyes of her mind
and remember love
Haiku # 3888, August 14, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by sheena
aren't really what
she believes to be the truth
if she could see it
Haiku # 3887, August 14, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by sheena
fundamentalist
tendencies of her
angry childhood days
Haiku # 3886, August 14, 2000 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
tight clothes and red nails
don't equal sluthood
i'm not what she thinks
Haiku # 3885, August 14, 2000 2:01 pm ET
by sheena
my love is sacred
despite my laughter, despite
my mischievous mind
Haiku # 3884, August 14, 2000 2:00 pm ET
by sheena
One years worth of dirt
Caked on the body with love
One damn dirty car
Haiku # 3883, July 28, 2000 11:20 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Winner is not me
Always apologizing
Smiles equal NO!
Haiku # 3882, July 28, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Winner is not me
Here comes the strap-on
Anal anticipation
Ecstasy! Shes next!
Haiku # 3881, July 28, 2000 7:19 am ET
by Kackarott
this is really strange
i've never exprerienced
a bad site like this
Haiku # 3880, July 28, 2000 12:02 am ET
by pagi
Where is the new stuff?
Why can't bad haiku be shown
newest to oldest?
Haiku # 3879, July 27, 2000 11:59 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
work makes me lazy
when it comes to new haikus.
I should make more time.
Haiku # 3878, July 27, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by Arik
her movements precise
spurred on by the memory
of unbending arms
Haiku # 3877, July 27, 2000 10:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the last bath must come
quickly she runs the water
into a basin
Haiku # 3876, July 27, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
rigor set in quickly
looked like she'd been dead for days
in just an hour
Haiku # 3875, July 27, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Porn on DVD
An interactive coitus
Gonadotropic
Haiku # 3874, July 27, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Should I be flattered?
Asked to be in my Haikus
Of course! Hi Carrie.
Haiku # 3873, July 26, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
reminiscences
memories diminishing
despite their sparkle
Haiku # 3872, July 26, 2000 4:37 am ET
by ash
communication
subliminal messages
a bit of old chat
Haiku # 3871, July 26, 2000 4:11 am ET
by ash
Funny question asked
"Why haven't you asked me out?"
You talking to me?
Haiku # 3870, July 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
in my old high school
gymnasium, "Stairway
to Heaven" last chance to dance
Haiku # 3869, July 24, 2000 11:47 pm ET
by Warren Dean Fulton of vancouver, CANADA
Ja, Ich verstehe.
Du bist eine Sweinhund. Mein
Deutch suks? Ich wiess.
Haiku # 3868, July 24, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Arik
Warm sun, cool water
No worries and all fun, yet
Sleep at home is best
Haiku # 3867, July 24, 2000 1:34 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I wish I could electrocute you

Suppose that I hooked
a battery to the phone
would I hear you fry
Haiku # 3866, July 24, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Throw me another crumb

Please call accounting
There's an error on my check
You lost some zeros
Haiku # 3865, July 24, 2000 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She's Calling from Wal-Mart

You poor little thing
Why did god make you so dumb
He must hate me too
Haiku # 3864, July 24, 2000 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Every week someone
even more annoying arrives
than the week before.
Haiku # 3863, July 24, 2000 4:41 am ET
by Arik
E I Go De No
Ha I Ku Na N Te
Ku So Ku Ra E
Haiku # 3862, July 23, 2000 11:45 pm ET
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
I'm bored. I'm just bored.
Just here making bad haiku.
My haiku is crap.
Haiku # 3861, July 23, 2000 8:57 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
I love haiku...yeah...
I just write some every day...
uh..well, no I don't.
Haiku # 3860, July 23, 2000 8:52 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yo soy un gringo.
Donde esta mi mono?
Soy muy, muy triste.
Haiku # 3859, July 23, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Norb. Dagget. Angry...
Brothers that are beavers.yep.
Spoot, you spoothead. ha.
Haiku # 3858, July 23, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Donde esta el...
bano? I need to go...bad.
Where are you going?
Haiku # 3857, July 23, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
consider me safe
i'm one professional guy
or so i profess
Haiku # 3856, July 21, 2000 4:19 am ET
by ash
bastard gst
my galloping consumption
molested by ants
Haiku # 3855, July 21, 2000 4:17 am ET
by ash
cattygoths, how lame
they really need to grow up
and need to get lives
Haiku # 3854, July 21, 2000 1:36 am ET
by Magenta
Yoda. I love Yoda!
Long live the green guy..Yoda!
I love Yo-Yoda!
Haiku # 3853, July 20, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
Yoda...oh so wise...
See Yoda sit on a log...
Sit, green guy, sit...
Haiku # 3852, July 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Four days of Silence
Great Lakes keep me from Haikus
At least I'll be tan
Haiku # 3851, July 20, 2000 1:21 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
So, Pelican Bob,
I see you find writing poems
theraputic... freak.
Haiku # 3850, July 19, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Arik
A horrible thing
Nothing funny comes to mind
Haiku writer's block
Haiku # 3849, July 19, 2000 8:50 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Go away a bit...
Hard to catch up with it all.
So much new haiku.

Haiku # 3848, July 19, 2000 4:44 pm ET
by Haiku Hacker
carcinogenic
cola rots me inside but I
like my filmy teeth
Haiku # 3847, July 18, 2000 9:50 am ET
by baby zack
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