Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

there is little to
be said in five seven five
so why even try
Haiku # 3909, August 15, 2000 1:31 pm ET
by Andy of Ft. Wayne, USA
my mistaken shot
somewhat ruined my humour
is that addressing down ?
Haiku # 3908, August 15, 2000 6:34 am ET
by ash
one minute you're there
intermittent power source
then suddenly you're
Haiku # 3907, August 15, 2000 6:27 am ET
by (cr)ash
contented myself
with what office has to lend -
ancient computer
Haiku # 3906, August 14, 2000 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
second prepaid card
couldn't damn connect at all
i've been fucked...fucked bad
Haiku # 3905, August 14, 2000 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Server's still down, sir"
Sheepishly he feigns a smile:
Eat my kung fu chops
Haiku # 3904, August 14, 2000 11:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Increased inflation?
Practically spend your soul
Die Ambercrombie
Haiku # 3903, August 14, 2000 9:23 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
Nothing is worse
Than A handicapped Haiku
With the first line short
Haiku # 3902, August 14, 2000 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tagger vandal paints
expressing his inner rage
writes "have a nice day"
Haiku # 3901, August 14, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I write bad haiku
but I am not the master
Sheena's is much worse
Haiku # 3900, August 14, 2000 5:22 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
and we wear the cloth
it's all we can keep
against the winter
Haiku # 3899, August 14, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by sheena
warps and slubs wove in
heartache like knots in the thread
bad mistakes and all
Haiku # 3898, August 14, 2000 2:20 pm ET
by sheena
sorrow can't be fixed
like a dropped stitch reknitted
life just continues
Haiku # 3897, August 14, 2000 2:18 pm ET
by sheena
wishing for things that
won't be in the time we have
on this cold planet
Haiku # 3896, August 14, 2000 2:16 pm ET
by sheena
for the aching nights
we spent in tears or silence
wishing words unsaid
Haiku # 3895, August 14, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by sheena
for the knowledge we'll
never really allow each
other to ease grief
Haiku # 3894, August 14, 2000 2:13 pm ET
by sheena
i weep for us both
for the friendship we almost
found despite it all
Haiku # 3893, August 14, 2000 2:12 pm ET
by sheena
she won't hear relief
tension is her poisoned drug
i weep for her heart
Haiku # 3892, August 14, 2000 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
she'll never hear what
she thinks she shouldn't want to
she won't hear kindness
Haiku # 3891, August 14, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by sheena
but working from hate
and the gall of her mother
she'll never hear peace
Haiku # 3890, August 14, 2000 2:08 pm ET
by sheena
if she could only
speak to her holy ideal
he'd tell her it's fine
Haiku # 3889, August 14, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by sheena
if she could only
open the eyes of her mind
and remember love
Haiku # 3888, August 14, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by sheena
aren't really what
she believes to be the truth
if she could see it
Haiku # 3887, August 14, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by sheena
fundamentalist
tendencies of her
angry childhood days
Haiku # 3886, August 14, 2000 2:03 pm ET
by sheena
tight clothes and red nails
don't equal sluthood
i'm not what she thinks
Haiku # 3885, August 14, 2000 2:01 pm ET
by sheena
my love is sacred
despite my laughter, despite
my mischievous mind
Haiku # 3884, August 14, 2000 2:00 pm ET
by sheena
One years worth of dirt
Caked on the body with love
One damn dirty car
Haiku # 3883, July 28, 2000 11:20 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Winner is not me
Always apologizing
Smiles equal NO!
Haiku # 3882, July 28, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Winner is not me
Here comes the strap-on
Anal anticipation
Ecstasy! Shes next!
Haiku # 3881, July 28, 2000 7:19 am ET
by Kackarott
this is really strange
i've never exprerienced
a bad site like this
Haiku # 3880, July 28, 2000 12:02 am ET
by pagi
Where is the new stuff?
Why can't bad haiku be shown
newest to oldest?
Haiku # 3879, July 27, 2000 11:59 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston
work makes me lazy
when it comes to new haikus.
I should make more time.
Haiku # 3878, July 27, 2000 10:14 pm ET
by Arik
her movements precise
spurred on by the memory
of unbending arms
Haiku # 3877, July 27, 2000 10:00 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
the last bath must come
quickly she runs the water
into a basin
Haiku # 3876, July 27, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
rigor set in quickly
looked like she'd been dead for days
in just an hour
Haiku # 3875, July 27, 2000 9:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Porn on DVD
An interactive coitus
Gonadotropic
Haiku # 3874, July 27, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Should I be flattered?
Asked to be in my Haikus
Of course! Hi Carrie.
Haiku # 3873, July 26, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
reminiscences
memories diminishing
despite their sparkle
Haiku # 3872, July 26, 2000 4:37 am ET
by ash
communication
subliminal messages
a bit of old chat
Haiku # 3871, July 26, 2000 4:11 am ET
by ash
Funny question asked
"Why haven't you asked me out?"
You talking to me?
Haiku # 3870, July 25, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town , USA
in my old high school
gymnasium, "Stairway
to Heaven" last chance to dance
Haiku # 3869, July 24, 2000 11:47 pm ET
by Warren Dean Fulton of vancouver, CANADA
Ja, Ich verstehe.
Du bist eine Sweinhund. Mein
Deutch suks? Ich wiess.
Haiku # 3868, July 24, 2000 1:55 pm ET
by Arik
Warm sun, cool water
No worries and all fun, yet
Sleep at home is best
Haiku # 3867, July 24, 2000 1:34 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
I wish I could electrocute you

Suppose that I hooked
a battery to the phone
would I hear you fry
Haiku # 3866, July 24, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Throw me another crumb

Please call accounting
There's an error on my check
You lost some zeros
Haiku # 3865, July 24, 2000 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
She's Calling from Wal-Mart

You poor little thing
Why did god make you so dumb
He must hate me too
Haiku # 3864, July 24, 2000 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Every week someone
even more annoying arrives
than the week before.
Haiku # 3863, July 24, 2000 4:41 am ET
by Arik
E I Go De No
Ha I Ku Na N Te
Ku So Ku Ra E
Haiku # 3862, July 23, 2000 11:45 pm ET
by Matsuo Basho Jr.
I'm bored. I'm just bored.
Just here making bad haiku.
My haiku is crap.
Haiku # 3861, July 23, 2000 8:57 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
I love haiku...yeah...
I just write some every day...
uh..well, no I don't.
Haiku # 3860, July 23, 2000 8:52 pm ET
by JediHAIKU4YOU! of CORBINKY, USA,
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