Haku bores me and bad Haku bores me more is there nowhere to hide but the grave
by Anonymous Poet
There's no stopping us
No one does it better No
There's no stopping us
by O-Zone of Somehwere in the early eighties...
what the fuck
can i say fuck
well then fuck
by Anonymous Poet
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blinds me forever
by Cuz Al of van BC
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blind me forever
by Cuz Al of van BC
que es
una poesia si no
tiene letras
by cantiflas
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by eric of culver city
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by eric of culver city
George Orwell was right,
and Big Brother's really on
USA Network.
by Adam of CC,CA,USA
oh the weirdos
that are waiting at Bad Haiku
to get me help help
by etana of sony
this is another
haiku test
another test
by Janis of Santa Monica
My lover soothes me
He frees my soul, loves me whole
need him by my side.
by RMS
Oh TV Dinner
Made from assorted beef parts
I crave your goodness
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Jennifer Lopez
transmigrating with the souls
of the comatose
by Andy
just cuz years go by
don't mean good tunes got to die!
old glam rock's legit!
by HeavyMetalPat
Little swollen toe
Spider's vengence acted out
And still no powers
by Jason of Your Town, USA
enjoy the weekend
have a beer and watch a game
get some yard work done
go to the movies
twenty dollar date. popcorn.
can't finish the tub
morning, big breakfast
running errands...relaxing...
wind down with T.V
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Lunch break should be done
Yet they take another hour
Registrar from Hell
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Godwin's Law means that
I get to call you "Nazi"
Eventually
by Business Dog of New York, USA
hoy tang-ina ka
nagkakalat ka rito
pakilala ka
by Anonymous Poet
To afford new books
I had to strike a bargain
Only my first born
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Yahoo Personals
Haven for social disease
Oh yeah! Count me in!
by Jason of Your Town, USA
bad at using forms
wanted to mention kahlo
i take submissions
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas,
I can't stop laughing
about the dirty washcloth
glad my ass is clean
by Kahlo
she sleeps next to me
me, on my side...she, on hers
right on the wet spot
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
do me a favor
throw me that dirty washcloth
need to wipe my ass
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
intellectuals
...yawn...it's better to live life
than live in your head
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara,
a photo of me
and my true love sits squarely
in my line of sight...
by Andy
Damn the World Wide Web...
unpunished Bad Haiku page...
Web Wide World the Damn...
by Andy
Stay out the Bushes...
So says Jessie Jackson of
the Yellow Rose George.
by Andy
Jesus is Lord so
why all that rhetoric
needed to save me?
by Andy
feel the texture of
the photons on the surface
of your retnas
by 10k
Morons laugh at their
dumb jokes and blankly stare at
intelligent wit.
by Arik
unFortUnately
Sea HorsEs don't havE any
uNderwAter hay
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Critics everywhere
I'll punch them in the stomach
and watch them cry! HA!
by Kackarott
The swing of the bat
Like thunder the ball leaves bat
Ooops... DUCK! OLD LADY!!!!!
by Kackarott
This haiku was brought
to you by the letter Q;
Q is a bad ass
by Andy
oh but don't get the
idea i'm like
bitter or nothing
by sheena
a half-assed excuse
to sell hallmark and roses
fuck that, little cupid-butt
by sheena
love is like santa
really big, really cheesy
really stupid lie
by sheena
internet dating
sucks like an electrolux
so does other kind
by sheena
ah well screw him then
or not, he can sink back to
the black depths he's from
by sheena
i think i cracked his
fragile male ego -maybe
that's why no email
by sheena
bored out of my skull
will something interesting
ever happen, huh?
by sheena
okay that was dumb
this is BAD haiku, ya know
so sue me, it sucked
by sheena
life is like a bowl
not cherries, not chocolate
toilet's accurate
by sheena
fuck you washcloth douche
go watch some south park, okay?
irrigate your mind
by sheena
Overconfident-
the damnable creep Spencer.
Whining intern nerd...
by Andy
POWERPUFF GIRLS dream
of pounding Mojo Jojo,
a big-brained monkey
by Andy of USA
