love is like santa
really big, really cheesy
really stupid lie
by sheena
internet dating
sucks like an electrolux
so does other kind
by sheena
ah well screw him then
or not, he can sink back to
the black depths he's from
by sheena
i think i cracked his
fragile male ego -maybe
that's why no email
by sheena
bored out of my skull
will something interesting
ever happen, huh?
by sheena
okay that was dumb
this is BAD haiku, ya know
so sue me, it sucked
by sheena
life is like a bowl
not cherries, not chocolate
toilet's accurate
by sheena
fuck you washcloth douche
go watch some south park, okay?
irrigate your mind
by sheena
Overconfident-
the damnable creep Spencer.
Whining intern nerd...
by Andy
POWERPUFF GIRLS dream
of pounding Mojo Jojo,
a big-brained monkey
by Andy of USA
R M S you got
the idea your second
try-five the last line
by Andy of USA
I want to escape
Depart from the cloned workdays
Need more vacation!
by RMS
no second chances
pay attention, learn quickly
adapt, overcome
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Haiku is Poo Poo
If its bad, its sad for you
Have a nice day anyway
by RMS
monkey junkie, don't
stick a needle in your lip
kisses won't be felt
by Andy
damn, haiku is dumb.
why do you suppose that is?
like duh! stupid arse!
by dadick of Spore, spore
personality
lots of personality
face like a flounder
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
why complete silence?
Chealea is gone away now
awful solitude
by Andy
it's been on awhile
but still, South Park makes me laugh
genius, pure genius
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Watch a Pay-Per-View?
Only if it's wrestling
Damned hillbilly town
by Jason of Your Town, USA
there is little to
be said in five seven five
so why even try
by Andy of Ft. Wayne, USA
my mistaken shot
somewhat ruined my humour
is that addressing down ?
by ash
one minute you're there
intermittent power source
then suddenly you're
by (cr)ash
contented myself
with what office has to lend -
ancient computer
by Anonymous Poet
second prepaid card
couldn't damn connect at all
i've been fucked...fucked bad
by Anonymous Poet
"Server's still down, sir"
Sheepishly he feigns a smile:
Eat my kung fu chops
by Anonymous Poet
Increased inflation?
Practically spend your soul
Die Ambercrombie
by Jason of Your Town , USA
Nothing is worse
Than A handicapped Haiku
With the first line short
by Anonymous Poet
tagger vandal paints
expressing his inner rage
writes "have a nice day"
by Anonymous Poet
I write bad haiku
but I am not the master
Sheena's is much worse
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
and we wear the cloth
it's all we can keep
against the winter
by sheena
warps and slubs wove in
heartache like knots in the thread
bad mistakes and all
by sheena
sorrow can't be fixed
like a dropped stitch reknitted
life just continues
by sheena
wishing for things that
won't be in the time we have
on this cold planet
by sheena
for the aching nights
we spent in tears or silence
wishing words unsaid
by sheena
for the knowledge we'll
never really allow each
other to ease grief
by sheena
i weep for us both
for the friendship we almost
found despite it all
by sheena
she won't hear relief
tension is her poisoned drug
i weep for her heart
by sheena
she'll never hear what
she thinks she shouldn't want to
she won't hear kindness
by sheena
but working from hate
and the gall of her mother
she'll never hear peace
by sheena
if she could only
speak to her holy ideal
he'd tell her it's fine
by sheena
if she could only
open the eyes of her mind
and remember love
by sheena
aren't really what
she believes to be the truth
if she could see it
by sheena
fundamentalist
tendencies of her
angry childhood days
by sheena
tight clothes and red nails
don't equal sluthood
i'm not what she thinks
by sheena
my love is sacred
despite my laughter, despite
my mischievous mind
by sheena
One years worth of dirt
Caked on the body with love
One damn dirty car
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Winner is not me
Always apologizing
Smiles equal NO!
by Winner is not me
Here comes the strap-on
Anal anticipation
Ecstasy! Shes next!
by Kackarott
this is really strange
i've never exprerienced
a bad site like this
by pagi
