Oh TV Dinner
Made from assorted beef parts
I crave your goodness
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Jennifer Lopez
transmigrating with the souls
of the comatose
by Andy
just cuz years go by
don't mean good tunes got to die!
old glam rock's legit!
by HeavyMetalPat
Little swollen toe
Spider's vengence acted out
And still no powers
by Jason of Your Town, USA
enjoy the weekend
have a beer and watch a game
get some yard work done
go to the movies
twenty dollar date. popcorn.
can't finish the tub
morning, big breakfast
running errands...relaxing...
wind down with T.V
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Lunch break should be done
Yet they take another hour
Registrar from Hell
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Godwin's Law means that
I get to call you "Nazi"
Eventually
by Business Dog of New York, USA
hoy tang-ina ka
nagkakalat ka rito
pakilala ka
by Anonymous Poet
To afford new books
I had to strike a bargain
Only my first born
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Yahoo Personals
Haven for social disease
Oh yeah! Count me in!
by Jason of Your Town, USA
bad at using forms
wanted to mention kahlo
i take submissions
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas,
I can't stop laughing
about the dirty washcloth
glad my ass is clean
by Kahlo
she sleeps next to me
me, on my side...she, on hers
right on the wet spot
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
do me a favor
throw me that dirty washcloth
need to wipe my ass
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
intellectuals
...yawn...it's better to live life
than live in your head
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara,
a photo of me
and my true love sits squarely
in my line of sight...
by Andy
Damn the World Wide Web...
unpunished Bad Haiku page...
Web Wide World the Damn...
by Andy
Stay out the Bushes...
So says Jessie Jackson of
the Yellow Rose George.
by Andy
Jesus is Lord so
why all that rhetoric
needed to save me?
by Andy
feel the texture of
the photons on the surface
of your retnas
by 10k
Morons laugh at their
dumb jokes and blankly stare at
intelligent wit.
by Arik
unFortUnately
Sea HorsEs don't havE any
uNderwAter hay
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Critics everywhere
I'll punch them in the stomach
and watch them cry! HA!
by Kackarott
The swing of the bat
Like thunder the ball leaves bat
Ooops... DUCK! OLD LADY!!!!!
by Kackarott
This haiku was brought
to you by the letter Q;
Q is a bad ass
by Andy
oh but don't get the
idea i'm like
bitter or nothing
by sheena
a half-assed excuse
to sell hallmark and roses
fuck that, little cupid-butt
by sheena
love is like santa
really big, really cheesy
really stupid lie
by sheena
internet dating
sucks like an electrolux
so does other kind
by sheena
ah well screw him then
or not, he can sink back to
the black depths he's from
by sheena
i think i cracked his
fragile male ego -maybe
that's why no email
by sheena
bored out of my skull
will something interesting
ever happen, huh?
by sheena
okay that was dumb
this is BAD haiku, ya know
so sue me, it sucked
by sheena
life is like a bowl
not cherries, not chocolate
toilet's accurate
by sheena
fuck you washcloth douche
go watch some south park, okay?
irrigate your mind
by sheena
Overconfident-
the damnable creep Spencer.
Whining intern nerd...
by Andy
POWERPUFF GIRLS dream
of pounding Mojo Jojo,
a big-brained monkey
by Andy of USA
R M S you got
the idea your second
try-five the last line
by Andy of USA
I want to escape
Depart from the cloned workdays
Need more vacation!
by RMS
no second chances
pay attention, learn quickly
adapt, overcome
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Haiku is Poo Poo
If its bad, its sad for you
Have a nice day anyway
by RMS
monkey junkie, don't
stick a needle in your lip
kisses won't be felt
by Andy
damn, haiku is dumb.
why do you suppose that is?
like duh! stupid arse!
by dadick of Spore, spore
personality
lots of personality
face like a flounder
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
why complete silence?
Chealea is gone away now
awful solitude
by Andy
it's been on awhile
but still, South Park makes me laugh
genius, pure genius
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Watch a Pay-Per-View?
Only if it's wrestling
Damned hillbilly town
by Jason of Your Town, USA
there is little to
be said in five seven five
so why even try
by Andy of Ft. Wayne, USA
my mistaken shot
somewhat ruined my humour
is that addressing down ?
by ash
one minute you're there
intermittent power source
then suddenly you're
by (cr)ash
