Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Most people just float,
driftwood on life's skin - Thoreau
said 'Live Deep!!!' - too true

Haiku # 37262, September 10, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by chessbored of drinking medium priced red wine and popping valerian capsules - blessed deep sleep awaits
Where are you now, pal?
That heavy scene made me split;
The price was so high
Haiku # 37261, September 10, 2006 11:49 pm ET
by chessbored of nobody said life was easy
Piqued their attention
his unlikely genius;
made royal fools of them
Haiku # 37260, September 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by chessbored of missing an old friend
power, importance
strength superiority
are you happy now????
Haiku # 37259, September 10, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by preponderance
Squandered syllables
Who in hell gives a right shite
No poems... mere rants
Haiku # 37258, September 10, 2006 4:27 am ET
by Lush
A recrudescent
Precious gem... iridescent
Lickith mine crescent
Haiku # 37257, September 10, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Lush
your opinion counts
it's on the other hand
yeah other fingers
Haiku # 37256, September 10, 2006 1:37 am ET
by pizza eatin happy princess
fell off the wagon
fight the soda addiction;
fight fight fight . my might

Haiku # 37255, September 10, 2006 1:21 am ET
by soda of addictional burps
Captain Oh your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go
Haiku # 37254, September 10, 2006 12:24 am ET
by nena & the bafoons
the Needs of the Many
outweigh the Needs
of the Few
Haiku # 37253, September 9, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by the Shat
overclocking blues
more corrupt than government
my windows have closed
Haiku # 37252, September 9, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by ash
harmonica sing
heard from Morrison attic
my fav little spot

fantastic dinner
great friends wine love and laughter
girls night out a must

fill my cup Oh lord
a different nectar soul dance
drunk wench in a bar
Haiku # 37251, September 9, 2006 12:08 pm ET
by gigue
What not to bring with?
An umbrella not allowed
Even in the rain
Haiku # 37250, September 9, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Janis
forty years ago
the five year mission began
live long and prosper

-- Sept. 8, 1966, "Star Trek" premiered on NBC-TV.
Haiku # 37249, September 8, 2006 2:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
don't belive in love
there is no such thing.. bad word
don't believe in him.. hate

Haiku # 37248, September 8, 2006 12:57 pm ET
by tellin the truth
I accept this not
My heart beats stronger then not
the knot is untied

wasn't meant to be
walk my garden, plant new seeds
new life begins now

the sheild is lifted
the water rose and crested
time wavers from form


Haiku # 37247, September 8, 2006 12:51 pm ET
by gigue
over-rated junk
heroin is a big yawn
after a vomit
Haiku # 37246, September 8, 2006 7:34 am ET
by ash
okay remember
if at first you don't succeed
don't try skydiving
Haiku # 37245, September 8, 2006 1:40 am ET
by gigue
With the noose loosened
And dosage now vomitage
On my merry way
Haiku # 37244, September 8, 2006 12:48 am ET
by Lush
Do the Inuit
Intuit more? Seminole...
tad more seminal?
Haiku # 37243, September 7, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Naughty

chocolate fountain,
melon baller, meat baster,
boning knife, cork screw
Haiku # 37242, September 7, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Gossip to new depths
You say Steve Irwin is dead
That
Haiku # 37241, September 7, 2006 9:34 am ET
by I sea the truth of Out of my depth
though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately
Haiku # 37240, September 7, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
to pacify peace
render service, satisfy
what pay is deserved
Haiku # 37239, September 6, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by gigue
Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key
Haiku # 37238, September 6, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Janis
distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn
Haiku # 37237, September 6, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ciax
in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on
Haiku # 37236, September 5, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by gigue
stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children
Haiku # 37235, September 5, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line
Haiku # 37234, September 5, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Lush
an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin
Haiku # 37233, September 5, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash says beware of ultraviolent rays
Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding
Haiku # 37232, September 5, 2006 6:27 am ET
by Lush
Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting
Haiku # 37231, September 5, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Lush
A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?
Haiku # 37230, September 5, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Lush
Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence
Haiku # 37229, September 5, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Lush
morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice
Haiku # 37228, September 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Lush
Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis
Haiku # 37227, September 4, 2006 6:24 pm ET
by Lush
Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
Haiku # 37226, September 4, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
Haiku # 37225, September 4, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manchester
Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee
Haiku # 37224, September 4, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by No longer a student of Or tea
it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..

because, I said so..why
Haiku # 37223, September 4, 2006 11:17 am ET
by disgruntled and getting older
Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept
Haiku # 37222, September 4, 2006 6:41 am ET
by William Nippress
im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there
Haiku # 37221, September 4, 2006 1:26 am ET
by [sic]T
if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind
Haiku # 37220, September 4, 2006 1:20 am ET
by [sic]T of humboldt
you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine
Haiku # 37219, September 3, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by kill em all
well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;

still a fuckwit though
Haiku # 37218, September 3, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by chessbored of intolerant
It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....
Haiku # 37217, September 3, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by chessbored of ??
I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques
Haiku # 37216, September 3, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by chessbored of laying low
Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?
Haiku # 37215, September 3, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by chessbored of ?
don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.
Haiku # 37214, September 3, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Liza Lot Less of Ohio
delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant
Haiku # 37213, September 3, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by gigue
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