Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.
Haiku # 37212, September 3, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by go home, European of Native America
african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep
Haiku # 37211, September 3, 2006 3:50 am ET
by ap
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 37210, September 3, 2006 3:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!
Haiku # 37209, September 3, 2006 2:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
Haiku # 37208, September 3, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
Haiku # 37207, September 3, 2006 2:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
Haiku # 37206, September 3, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
Haiku # 37205, September 3, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Haiku # 37204, September 2, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
Haiku # 37203, September 2, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
Haiku # 37202, September 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
Haiku # 37201, September 2, 2006 10:22 am ET
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37200, September 2, 2006 8:18 am ET
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
Haiku # 37199, September 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
Haiku # 37198, September 1, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Centurion
Zabadooey falls
Here today goon tomorrow
Somewhat short of wit
Haiku # 37197, September 1, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by By by
the west bank, gaza strip
not yours. bible doesnt matter.
this is the real world.
Haiku # 37196, September 1, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ignis fireplace
refractions of light converge
steady focus point

guardian page turn
good fortune luck and wisdom
foo dog lion dog stone
Haiku # 37195, September 1, 2006 5:53 pm ET
by gigue
cum grano salis
alis volat propriis
festina lente

Haiku # 37194, September 1, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by GIGUE
Confused and manic
Running around in circles
Chasing your own tail
Haiku # 37192, September 1, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Serbs are not learning a thing
cock-a-doodle-do!
Oral sex is good for you!
But the view is bad
Haiku # 37191, August 31, 2006 10:39 pm ET
by chessbored of sucky sucky
please suck my lozenge,
soothing for sore aching throats
but it tastes like cock
Haiku # 37190, August 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of spunkadelic
bitter angry bile.
what life could easily be?
look at what it is!!!












: (
Haiku # 37189, August 31, 2006 10:34 pm ET
by chessbored of the nausea is back
Slaves forced to labour,
but then they got room and board;
Same shit now reversed!!!
Haiku # 37188, August 31, 2006 10:32 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck The Man
Amex paid my bills,
but only just - wage slave, me?
and this with degree
Haiku # 37187, August 31, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by chessbored of bitter
Once sat at a desk
Stupid tie, wanted to die;
more noble to starve
Haiku # 37186, August 31, 2006 10:29 pm ET
by chessbored of those fuckers will never find me
You thought that you new?
you and Donald Rumsfeld both;
lost known unknowns
Haiku # 37185, August 31, 2006 5:46 pm ET
by chessbored of epistemologicaly challenged
I dont like limbo
Got my new job and training;
nearly died waiting
Haiku # 37184, August 31, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by chessbored of anxious
i thought that i knew
i thought that i knew something
i guess i was wrong
Haiku # 37183, August 31, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heaven will help you
when the doors are closed and locked
keys fall upon heart
Haiku # 37182, August 31, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by gigue
Friendliness abides
Choking on all the fake smiles
End of summer nears
Haiku # 37181, August 31, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Janis
I need a techie
and then a photographer
and then.. some sleep please
Haiku # 37180, August 31, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by too tired no sleep
O broken website
Calling out for some fixing
Distress unanswered
Haiku # 37179, August 31, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Janis
An ass that can blast
you right off the fuckin road;
a SEMI colon......
Haiku # 37178, August 31, 2006 8:33 am ET
by 18 wheels and lovin it
Anal surgery
Ripped out half my intestines
A semi-colon
Haiku # 37177, August 31, 2006 6:35 am ET
by chessbored of poop
chessboard of tired
forgot your semicolon
just an FYI
Haiku # 37176, August 30, 2006 8:34 pm ET
by dot to dot
football, beer, birds, cars
these are all you ever know
total waste of skin
Haiku # 37175, August 30, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by chessbored of feeling tired of tolerating idiots
Think you know it all
Never thought once in your life;
moronic parrot
Haiku # 37174, August 30, 2006 7:39 pm ET
by chessbored of go and fuck yourself
empty-headed chat
unthinking surface liver;
why dont you shut up?
Haiku # 37173, August 30, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by chessbored of tedious
Isolation tank
Floating like a senseless turd;
where do I sign up?
Haiku # 37172, August 30, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by chessbored of bye bye world
How then will they know
To press the button or not
It means lots of lost
Haiku # 37171, August 30, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
added attic salt
his obligatory scene
carved it with the art
Haiku # 37170, August 30, 2006 11:52 am ET
by gigue
I AAAAAAAAAM IROON MANN!!!!!!!
it's just a hand in the bush
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37169, August 30, 2006 1:01 am ET
by rock me ..with thorns
If you want to leave, Bush
Must resign now
Your timing not so good
Haiku # 37168, August 30, 2006 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When Honeyman departs to hell
Shall ask the Immortal a favor
To make this sob a company
Haiku # 37167, August 29, 2006 11:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Joomla ve Wordpress Kurulumlar
Haiku # 37166, August 29, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by joomla of Joomla
Bulmaca
Haiku # 37165, August 29, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by hab of Bulmaca
Joomla,Wordpress
Haiku # 37164, August 29, 2006 9:11 pm ET
by yassaman of Joomla,Wordpress
Office survival;
If you have to wear a tie
then just dont apply
Haiku # 37163, August 29, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by chessbored of I got out of corporate hell
Office Survival 101

Cover your own ass
Keep ideas to yourself
Brown nose and kiss ass

Haiku # 37162, August 29, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
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