Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
Haiku # 37208, September 3, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
Haiku # 37207, September 3, 2006 2:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
Haiku # 37206, September 3, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
Haiku # 37205, September 3, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Haiku # 37204, September 2, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
Haiku # 37203, September 2, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
Haiku # 37202, September 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
Haiku # 37201, September 2, 2006 10:22 am ET
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37200, September 2, 2006 8:18 am ET
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
Haiku # 37199, September 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
Haiku # 37198, September 1, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Centurion
Zabadooey falls
Here today goon tomorrow
Somewhat short of wit
Haiku # 37197, September 1, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by By by
the west bank, gaza strip
not yours. bible doesnt matter.
this is the real world.
Haiku # 37196, September 1, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ignis fireplace
refractions of light converge
steady focus point

guardian page turn
good fortune luck and wisdom
foo dog lion dog stone
Haiku # 37195, September 1, 2006 5:53 pm ET
by gigue
cum grano salis
alis volat propriis
festina lente

Haiku # 37194, September 1, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by GIGUE
Confused and manic
Running around in circles
Chasing your own tail
Haiku # 37192, September 1, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Serbs are not learning a thing
cock-a-doodle-do!
Oral sex is good for you!
But the view is bad
Haiku # 37191, August 31, 2006 10:39 pm ET
by chessbored of sucky sucky
please suck my lozenge,
soothing for sore aching throats
but it tastes like cock
Haiku # 37190, August 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of spunkadelic
bitter angry bile.
what life could easily be?
look at what it is!!!












: (
Haiku # 37189, August 31, 2006 10:34 pm ET
by chessbored of the nausea is back
Slaves forced to labour,
but then they got room and board;
Same shit now reversed!!!
Haiku # 37188, August 31, 2006 10:32 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck The Man
Amex paid my bills,
but only just - wage slave, me?
and this with degree
Haiku # 37187, August 31, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by chessbored of bitter
Once sat at a desk
Stupid tie, wanted to die;
more noble to starve
Haiku # 37186, August 31, 2006 10:29 pm ET
by chessbored of those fuckers will never find me
You thought that you new?
you and Donald Rumsfeld both;
lost known unknowns
Haiku # 37185, August 31, 2006 5:46 pm ET
by chessbored of epistemologicaly challenged
I dont like limbo
Got my new job and training;
nearly died waiting
Haiku # 37184, August 31, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by chessbored of anxious
i thought that i knew
i thought that i knew something
i guess i was wrong
Haiku # 37183, August 31, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heaven will help you
when the doors are closed and locked
keys fall upon heart
Haiku # 37182, August 31, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by gigue
Friendliness abides
Choking on all the fake smiles
End of summer nears
Haiku # 37181, August 31, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Janis
I need a techie
and then a photographer
and then.. some sleep please
Haiku # 37180, August 31, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by too tired no sleep
O broken website
Calling out for some fixing
Distress unanswered
Haiku # 37179, August 31, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Janis
An ass that can blast
you right off the fuckin road;
a SEMI colon......
Haiku # 37178, August 31, 2006 8:33 am ET
by 18 wheels and lovin it
Anal surgery
Ripped out half my intestines
A semi-colon
Haiku # 37177, August 31, 2006 6:35 am ET
by chessbored of poop
chessboard of tired
forgot your semicolon
just an FYI
Haiku # 37176, August 30, 2006 8:34 pm ET
by dot to dot
football, beer, birds, cars
these are all you ever know
total waste of skin
Haiku # 37175, August 30, 2006 7:41 pm ET
by chessbored of feeling tired of tolerating idiots
Think you know it all
Never thought once in your life;
moronic parrot
Haiku # 37174, August 30, 2006 7:39 pm ET
by chessbored of go and fuck yourself
empty-headed chat
unthinking surface liver;
why dont you shut up?
Haiku # 37173, August 30, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by chessbored of tedious
Isolation tank
Floating like a senseless turd;
where do I sign up?
Haiku # 37172, August 30, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by chessbored of bye bye world
How then will they know
To press the button or not
It means lots of lost
Haiku # 37171, August 30, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
added attic salt
his obligatory scene
carved it with the art
Haiku # 37170, August 30, 2006 11:52 am ET
by gigue
I AAAAAAAAAM IROON MANN!!!!!!!
it's just a hand in the bush
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37169, August 30, 2006 1:01 am ET
by rock me ..with thorns
If you want to leave, Bush
Must resign now
Your timing not so good
Haiku # 37168, August 30, 2006 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When Honeyman departs to hell
Shall ask the Immortal a favor
To make this sob a company
Haiku # 37167, August 29, 2006 11:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Joomla ve Wordpress Kurulumlar
Haiku # 37166, August 29, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by joomla of Joomla
Bulmaca
Haiku # 37165, August 29, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by hab of Bulmaca
Joomla,Wordpress
Haiku # 37164, August 29, 2006 9:11 pm ET
by yassaman of Joomla,Wordpress
Office survival;
If you have to wear a tie
then just dont apply
Haiku # 37163, August 29, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by chessbored of I got out of corporate hell
Office Survival 101

Cover your own ass
Keep ideas to yourself
Brown nose and kiss ass

Haiku # 37162, August 29, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Is it a political pressure
To expulse a man and set up
Wife with his antagonist

This science must be studied
at US universities
That's why they're so smart
Haiku # 37161, August 29, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush Vs. Honeyman
Ultimate fight in hell
Even Jesus would approve
Haiku # 37160, August 29, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hope you have a long way
Before you have any luck
Obviously, it's the democracy
Haiku # 37159, August 29, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
American justice is history
Perhaps it was not though
Honeyman did it in
Haiku # 37158, August 29, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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