Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Think you know it all
Never thought once in your life;
moronic parrot
Haiku # 37174, August 30, 2006 7:39 pm ET
by chessbored of go and fuck yourself
empty-headed chat
unthinking surface liver;
why dont you shut up?
Haiku # 37173, August 30, 2006 7:37 pm ET
by chessbored of tedious
Isolation tank
Floating like a senseless turd;
where do I sign up?
Haiku # 37172, August 30, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by chessbored of bye bye world
How then will they know
To press the button or not
It means lots of lost
Haiku # 37171, August 30, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
added attic salt
his obligatory scene
carved it with the art
Haiku # 37170, August 30, 2006 11:52 am ET
by gigue
I AAAAAAAAAM IROON MANN!!!!!!!
it's just a hand in the bush
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37169, August 30, 2006 1:01 am ET
by rock me ..with thorns
If you want to leave, Bush
Must resign now
Your timing not so good
Haiku # 37168, August 30, 2006 12:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When Honeyman departs to hell
Shall ask the Immortal a favor
To make this sob a company
Haiku # 37167, August 29, 2006 11:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Joomla ve Wordpress Kurulumlar
Haiku # 37166, August 29, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by joomla of Joomla
Bulmaca
Haiku # 37165, August 29, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by hab of Bulmaca
Joomla,Wordpress
Haiku # 37164, August 29, 2006 9:11 pm ET
by yassaman of Joomla,Wordpress
Office survival;
If you have to wear a tie
then just dont apply
Haiku # 37163, August 29, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by chessbored of I got out of corporate hell
Office Survival 101

Cover your own ass
Keep ideas to yourself
Brown nose and kiss ass

Haiku # 37162, August 29, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Is it a political pressure
To expulse a man and set up
Wife with his antagonist

This science must be studied
at US universities
That's why they're so smart
Haiku # 37161, August 29, 2006 3:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush Vs. Honeyman
Ultimate fight in hell
Even Jesus would approve
Haiku # 37160, August 29, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hope you have a long way
Before you have any luck
Obviously, it's the democracy
Haiku # 37159, August 29, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
American justice is history
Perhaps it was not though
Honeyman did it in
Haiku # 37158, August 29, 2006 2:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If he or she can
any US jerk off can
do whatever he want with you

that's for they know his
gov. won't pick up the bill
for that won't be any - bill
Haiku # 37157, August 29, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perhaps the US democracy
Reserved for certain groups
That must be why
Haiku # 37156, August 29, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by 4 sure, now
Hope the World Understands
What happened to me in the US
Far Cry from Democracy
Haiku # 37155, August 29, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bush, laura won't leave you
mississipi, khm, khm
why not set an example
Haiku # 37154, August 29, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bush you are a piece of shit
bastard and diletante
i can't help you man
Haiku # 37153, August 29, 2006 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush, what an asshole
Come to Serbia you whimp
Or keep orbitting
Haiku # 37152, August 29, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush be the Serbian Judge
Cost you nothing
plus you don't have to be an asshole
Haiku # 37151, August 29, 2006 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush it takes only two bucks
Be our agricultural tzar
Buy Serbian green card
Haiku # 37150, August 29, 2006 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush bring a hundred bucks
Buy the pallace in Serbia
and be Serbian Tzar, we want you
Haiku # 37149, August 29, 2006 10:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush come to Serbia
take five bucks and be our king
Why be the President
Haiku # 37148, August 29, 2006 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
$10 will buy the faith of any Serb
That's why you come here
Cannot buy me, bitches
Haiku # 37147, August 29, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All the blonde jokes
Do not compare to the truth
American justice delivered to me
Haiku # 37146, August 29, 2006 10:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Could see, American Judge
Fucked his son and then daughter
Then came to judge me

Praise Bush, praise
The Lord
Praise Bush
Haiku # 37145, August 29, 2006 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American Judges fuck yourselves
Fucked up men
Or just plain thieves
Haiku # 37144, August 29, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What all these Americans
You Bush are doing Serbia
Back to your Prosperity!!!
Haiku # 37143, August 29, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Busch, don' come to Serbia
I don't want you here
Neither our president,
Haiku # 37142, August 29, 2006 10:06 am ET
by go fuck yourself some place else
Busch is guilty for all
If he was not the president
CIA would not have it started with me
Haiku # 37141, August 29, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American Judges shit on their Bibles
Luckily, they put me to prison
Without having to swear on it
Haiku # 37140, August 29, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Americans eat ka-ka
For it resembles "Freedom"
Spoken out from their mouth
Haiku # 37139, August 29, 2006 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One step down
I was going to say word
Instead of the world
Haiku # 37138, August 29, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Highly courteous people in Philly
they kill you, though still care
about your wife's sexual needs
Haiku # 37137, August 29, 2006 9:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of (Philadelphia, USA)
In their ignorance
The only language American can hear
Is the world of politeness
Haiku # 37136, August 29, 2006 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
AMERICAN JUDGES FUCK THEIR SONS
THEY SCREW THEIR DAUGHTERS TOO
AND THEN EAT CEREALS FOR BREAKFAST
Haiku # 37135, August 29, 2006 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When the pragmatic
Must turn rude, you know
[that] Americans are really bad
Haiku # 37134, August 29, 2006 9:31 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
YOU STUPID AMERICAN BITCHES
I AM IN BELGRADE S!E!R!B!I!A!
CANNOT DO NOTHING TO ME NO MORE (AND I CAN SAY ALL I WANT)
Haiku # 37133, August 29, 2006 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American judges pee in their bed
The whole system sucks
And feels like the pee-pee
Haiku # 37131, August 29, 2006 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why sign my haikus
Those that destroyed my family
Did not leave calling cards
Haiku # 37130, August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charles Bronsown was the man
Too bad he was American
It just does not make sense
Haiku # 37129, August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
10 haikus a day
the real truth about the USA
is what happened to me
Haiku # 37128, August 29, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like Scots can play succer
Haiku # 37127, August 29, 2006 9:01 am ET
by Flatbread, purées, and hummus to dip...
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
as Scorcese can make a movie
Haiku # 37126, August 29, 2006 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
those other fools
they won't raise the thing
we don't worry about them
Haiku # 37125, August 29, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Bastard from the movie
just remember if they voice it
maim the bastards' mind
stick and carrot
Haiku # 37124, August 29, 2006 8:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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