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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

One step down
I was going to say word
Instead of the world
Haiku # 37138, August 29, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Highly courteous people in Philly
they kill you, though still care
about your wife's sexual needs
Haiku # 37137, August 29, 2006 9:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of (Philadelphia, USA)
In their ignorance
The only language American can hear
Is the world of politeness
Haiku # 37136, August 29, 2006 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
AMERICAN JUDGES FUCK THEIR SONS
THEY SCREW THEIR DAUGHTERS TOO
AND THEN EAT CEREALS FOR BREAKFAST
Haiku # 37135, August 29, 2006 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When the pragmatic
Must turn rude, you know
[that] Americans are really bad
Haiku # 37134, August 29, 2006 9:31 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
YOU STUPID AMERICAN BITCHES
I AM IN BELGRADE S!E!R!B!I!A!
CANNOT DO NOTHING TO ME NO MORE (AND I CAN SAY ALL I WANT)
Haiku # 37133, August 29, 2006 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American judges pee in their bed
The whole system sucks
And feels like the pee-pee
Haiku # 37131, August 29, 2006 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why sign my haikus
Those that destroyed my family
Did not leave calling cards
Haiku # 37130, August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charles Bronsown was the man
Too bad he was American
It just does not make sense
Haiku # 37129, August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
10 haikus a day
the real truth about the USA
is what happened to me
Haiku # 37128, August 29, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like Scots can play succer
Haiku # 37127, August 29, 2006 9:01 am ET
by Flatbread, purées, and hummus to dip...
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
as Scorcese can make a movie
Haiku # 37126, August 29, 2006 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
those other fools
they won't raise the thing
we don't worry about them
Haiku # 37125, August 29, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Bastard from the movie
just remember if they voice it
maim the bastards' mind
stick and carrot
Haiku # 37124, August 29, 2006 8:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
freedom, liberty, my ass
Serbs can go fuck themselves
Knock it up a notch
Haiku # 37123, August 29, 2006 8:55 am ET
by Gangraped by the USA
Bro Milos was chosen
So the Serbs could see
Who is the Boss in the US
Haiku # 37122, August 29, 2006 8:54 am ET
by Italian bragadoccio
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like the Scotland will win the World Cup
Haiku # 37121, August 29, 2006 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
IF REPUBLICANS PLAY DIRTY IN TX
DEMOCRATS IN PHILLY DON'T PLAY
THEY OWN YOU
Haiku # 37120, August 29, 2006 8:45 am ET
by POLITICALLY PERSECUTED
Running away from US Dream
Running away from prisons
And lies
Haiku # 37118, August 29, 2006 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
US nationalismus
US agriculturaism
they Will destroy, destroy
Haiku # 37117, August 29, 2006 8:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
USA nationalismus
US culturismus
they will destroy us
Haiku # 37116, August 29, 2006 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if you have value in the US
you should know
IT does not belong to you
Haiku # 37115, August 29, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you have a value in US
be afraid and aware
of the "next thing you know"
Haiku # 37114, August 29, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
easy to destroy a man in the US
just lie thereafter
as nothing has happened
Haiku # 37113, August 29, 2006 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nationalism
agriculturism
they will destroy us
Haiku # 37112, August 29, 2006 5:38 am ET
by Janis
americans, so unbelieveable
they destroy your life
to call you undeserving, oh
Haiku # 37111, August 29, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there is peace somewhere
the battles rage for ever
let it be, for now
Haiku # 37110, August 29, 2006 1:24 am ET
by brokn<3dream
SERBS AND AMERICANS ARE SAME
BRING SOMEONE DOWN
FOR THE HELL OF IT
Haiku # 37109, August 29, 2006 12:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Americans like to judge
"undeserving man"
Who the hell are they!?
Haiku # 37108, August 29, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
life served on a plate
CIA's stick and carrot
For all of you to eat
Haiku # 37107, August 29, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
joyful to thrive on
impersonal misfortune
makes serbs and americans equal
Haiku # 37106, August 29, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sad bat mitzvah wine
uncorked claret stands undrunk
right red hangover
Haiku # 37105, August 28, 2006 10:44 pm ET
by <3
3:15am
One bottle of red wine left
Should I open it?
Haiku # 37104, August 28, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by chessbored of no work tomorow
broken again and again
by the waves . . .
the moon so easily mends
Haiku # 37103, August 28, 2006 10:14 pm ET
by sad mommy <3 of kalifornia
milk and sun risen
hands that bleed from daily kneed
busted ego life's sweat
Haiku # 37102, August 28, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by pioneer
get wind of aware
near permissible limit
sound a rousing call
Haiku # 37101, August 28, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by gigue
Good people despair
as to how to feed their child;
you will never care
Haiku # 37100, August 28, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by chessbored of jaded
Connected from birth
you assume it's all on merit;
lie easily - how?
Haiku # 37099, August 28, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by chessbored of hmmmm
life served on a plate
unknowing and ungrateful;
undeserving man
Haiku # 37098, August 28, 2006 5:23 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
electrostatic
a like attraction between
one part hydrogen
Haiku # 37094, August 28, 2006 8:42 am ET
by oxygen-ette :)
so much easier
if women had subtitles
"you know what i mean"
Haiku # 37093, August 28, 2006 7:43 am ET
by ash
a personal wish
may bad haiku smack your bot
and punch your lights out
Haiku # 37092, August 28, 2006 4:11 am ET
by ash
ups and downs are huge
I will offer this .. nothing
I hear you.. your heart @

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the house is haunted
dark cold filthy shadows move
get out while you can

I found the sun-day
my heart was alive with love
in the son.. safe place

stairway to heaven
another path and direction
there's still time for me
Haiku # 37086, August 27, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by woodchuckette
Lovely laughing eyes
Corners of the mouth tuned up
A smile seduces
Haiku # 37085, August 27, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
an invented prose
characters are important
conveys point of view

i cry CRESCENDO!!!
illuminate this volume
light in sound glory
Haiku # 37084, August 27, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by gigue
screw milos, was easy
if he ever disagrees
Ryan'll kick him a carrot
Haiku # 37083, August 27, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Milos, Americans took turns
When 17 of us left
all three had their fangs in the fly
Haiku # 37082, August 27, 2006 8:15 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
we expected him to be cooler
When the Albanian fucked his wife
The bastrd is still hot
Haiku # 37081, August 27, 2006 8:09 am ET
by Milos the Bastard
we robbed milos guy
and don
Haiku # 37080, August 27, 2006 8:07 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
i, ryan the great
the commandeer of the forces
order milos to orbit
Haiku # 37079, August 27, 2006 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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