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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

screw milos, was easy
if he ever disagrees
Ryan'll kick him a carrot
Haiku # 37083, August 27, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Milos, Americans took turns
When 17 of us left
all three had their fangs in the fly
Haiku # 37082, August 27, 2006 8:15 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
we expected him to be cooler
When the Albanian fucked his wife
The bastrd is still hot
Haiku # 37081, August 27, 2006 8:09 am ET
by Milos the Bastard
we robbed milos guy
and don
Haiku # 37080, August 27, 2006 8:07 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
i, ryan the great
the commandeer of the forces
order milos to orbit
Haiku # 37079, August 27, 2006 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a little green thing says
staying just three feet away
milos american did u in
Haiku # 37078, August 27, 2006 7:58 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
fuk milos fuk
he be orbittting
we hid our schliss under carpet
Haiku # 37077, August 27, 2006 7:54 am ET
by heya
we the flawless nation
do not approve of any
impudence on miloses life
Haiku # 37076, August 27, 2006 7:51 am ET
by fukin a
If American Judge kills a man
We all STAND AS 1
The Spirit of Musketeers

Oh it is so romantic
We are THE FLAWLESS NATION
OH, THAT BASTARD MILOS
Haiku # 37075, August 27, 2006 7:49 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Keep on orbiting
that's what the man said
[no wait, better] stick it under the carpet
Haiku # 37074, August 27, 2006 7:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
your pledges of justice
real in the flicks only
no good flicks no more
Haiku # 37073, August 27, 2006 7:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A planet no more,
Pluto we hardly knew you
Keep on orbiting.
Haiku # 37072, August 27, 2006 5:40 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Milos dude.. what the fuck?
I don't get it .. I'm sorry
need more data.. 5
Haiku # 37071, August 27, 2006 3:35 am ET
by gigue and a robot

a living proof, got it made
the next thing i knew
was exile flight to serbia

brokened family, stolen values
who's gonna strike it rich
with my possessions in usa
Haiku # 37070, August 27, 2006 3:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
once you possess values
and haven't joined the pack
they'll find the way to destroy you

such is democracy, this is A.
the land of opportunity
for those naive souls

believe in miracles
they are meant for the chosen
who steal from those lucky

they'll find ways to mess you
have your heart failing meal
on your last exile flight
Haiku # 37069, August 27, 2006 2:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
self definition
creating itself in waves
i am that i am
Haiku # 37068, August 27, 2006 12:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
twenty four seven
delerium sectioned off
is this really me?
Haiku # 37067, August 27, 2006 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so it seems as if
i fucked the last one up
just like this one too
Haiku # 37066, August 27, 2006 12:31 am ET
by kcuf
insert bad haiku
more pixels on the screen
wondering wonder
Haiku # 37065, August 27, 2006 12:25 am ET
by kcuf
a scrumptious breakfast
delicious lunch and dinner
a pile of shit, flushed
Haiku # 37064, August 26, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by void
into spodumene
of interest sway clarity
symbolic gesture
Haiku # 37063, August 26, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by gigue
lead by exapmple
is the best teaching for kids
they will follow you

little girls so love
their daddys, oh their daddys
she'll do what you like
Haiku # 37062, August 26, 2006 12:38 pm ET
by just watchin my daddy
ocean's journey deep
he's gonna bring me down ..so down
look at all the fish

a curse is a curse
a tale that is told lived old
circled again ..time
Haiku # 37061, August 26, 2006 12:24 pm ET
by corpus delicti
Thank you Dear,
You' re my light
Sure, there are lights

Do not know their names
The time passes by
Wonder what it will say
Haiku # 37060, August 26, 2006 10:37 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
here's a secret place
Milos Vujasinovic
i wish you light .
Haiku # 37059, August 26, 2006 4:20 am ET
by a flower in brooklyn
where is Roger Moore?
RogerMoore may hide inside
Konnery-for-Less
Haiku # 37058, August 26, 2006 3:30 am ET
by octo-my-what-say? of james, OH
my daughter's gone now
lightening shatters the dark dawn. . .
my tears hide the rain
Haiku # 37057, August 26, 2006 3:18 am ET
by sad mother of kalifornia
Out there, there is pain
In here, there is pain; oh god,
Another season
Haiku # 37056, August 26, 2006 2:37 am ET
by fuck enlightenment
clandestine puzzle
intention of decieving
obscure dark and vaugue

filament of mine
flourished by nature of love
inside time's blossom
Haiku # 37055, August 25, 2006 12:07 pm ET
by gigue
Climbing Clematis
To conceal the confinement
Useless vain attempt
^
As obvious as
Wallpaper in a prison cell
It
Haiku # 37054, August 25, 2006 9:39 am ET
by Spair some thought
Black hedonistic
Corkscrew apple tree bites dog
Cheep sheep creep tide bow
Haiku # 37053, August 25, 2006 9:38 am ET
by Stop posting computer generated Haiku
rampaging dawn night fool
remain hung solid oak
defeat reaper win once
Haiku # 37052, August 25, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Lear
Straining to see sky
Hemmed in by my emotions
Highest walls of all
^
Each glance costs me dear
More and more free choice is lost
Shoring up my faith
^
Not a faith in god
But in my abilities
Mind numbing problems
^
Self doubt, self esteem
Belief is an all-time low
Need help and support
^
Selective deafness
Non-comprehension only
Offered in plenty
Haiku # 37051, August 25, 2006 8:03 am ET
by give me some thought
nothing to repent
constantly intransigent
decidedly bent
Haiku # 37050, August 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by ash
To : Mr. Shaved Balls

If the hand offends
then by all means cut it off
is all I'm asking

I could say bad things
puppies have smelly asses
and you sniff em all

of course the last time
I asked you a question..pfft
you became spanish Papi

STEELERS RULE!!! na na na na na ` ROSHAMBO!!
Haiku # 37049, August 25, 2006 1:25 am ET
by Gypsyrsle
prize their negligence for family laws
considered destroying my family
safeguarding ignorance
Haiku # 37048, August 25, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
prize their freedom
considered precious intrinsic
safeguarding wisdom
Haiku # 37047, August 24, 2006 10:44 pm ET
by foxkit
Pluto no longer
a planet. So, is Goofy
still a Disney dog?
Haiku # 37046, August 24, 2006 3:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix
At first they said eight
Then they told us it was nine
Now its back to eight
Haiku # 37045, August 24, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Milosists, the Suppporters of Milos
Are ageing, they're ageing
Impudent for a long time
Haiku # 37044, August 24, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's decision time
Take the job and run with it;
or wait for better?
Haiku # 37043, August 24, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
Collective or individual
Responsibility would be a must
In true, real democracy

in the US shove and push
all you want, then
Just stick it under carpet
Haiku # 37041, August 24, 2006 9:42 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
What sort of people is it
It's hard to understand
Worrying Only bout their own ass

Destroyed my family
Now, in awe, wondering
Oh, he wants another
Haiku # 37040, August 24, 2006 9:37 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Nice one william
produced Echoes of Pink Floyd;
Time catches us all
Haiku # 37039, August 24, 2006 9:02 am ET
by chessbored of top secretg
Ebbing life away
You tiptoe behind by back
Pass silently, time
*
Powerful life force
Escaping recognition
Realizing too late
Haiku # 37038, August 24, 2006 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Reading the dull lines
I
Haiku # 37037, August 24, 2006 4:36 am ET
by Your ego will force you to respond
lazy afternoon
rumble of distant caffeine
expressing itself
Haiku # 37036, August 23, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
a dedication to a personal affliction/addiction

if people are not nice
then guess what darling sweets
you do not belong

it would make more sense
for me to bury my head
in a boiling pot

true friends in my heart
at home in love and care of..
those are the few ..true

so this time I'll break
cause this is about stupid
priorities win

this heart.. belongs home
inside a safe quiet time
clean and full of love

friends are love.. they care
you resemble more my folly
dogs return to vomit ..

.. sorry bout the 5-7-5 break.. rulz
Haiku # 37035, August 23, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by gigue signing out.
behind time falls it
ahead of spirit the mind
present not always
Haiku # 37034, August 23, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by gigue
those read well
are you missing the point
or defending the iniquity
Haiku # 37032, August 23, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
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