Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

rampaging dawn night fool
remain hung solid oak
defeat reaper win once
Haiku # 37052, August 25, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Lear
Straining to see sky
Hemmed in by my emotions
Highest walls of all
^
Each glance costs me dear
More and more free choice is lost
Shoring up my faith
^
Not a faith in god
But in my abilities
Mind numbing problems
^
Self doubt, self esteem
Belief is an all-time low
Need help and support
^
Selective deafness
Non-comprehension only
Offered in plenty
Haiku # 37051, August 25, 2006 8:03 am ET
by give me some thought
nothing to repent
constantly intransigent
decidedly bent
Haiku # 37050, August 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by ash
To : Mr. Shaved Balls

If the hand offends
then by all means cut it off
is all I'm asking

I could say bad things
puppies have smelly asses
and you sniff em all

of course the last time
I asked you a question..pfft
you became spanish Papi

STEELERS RULE!!! na na na na na ` ROSHAMBO!!
Haiku # 37049, August 25, 2006 1:25 am ET
by Gypsyrsle
prize their negligence for family laws
considered destroying my family
safeguarding ignorance
Haiku # 37048, August 25, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
prize their freedom
considered precious intrinsic
safeguarding wisdom
Haiku # 37047, August 24, 2006 10:44 pm ET
by foxkit
Pluto no longer
a planet. So, is Goofy
still a Disney dog?
Haiku # 37046, August 24, 2006 3:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix
At first they said eight
Then they told us it was nine
Now its back to eight
Haiku # 37045, August 24, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Milosists, the Suppporters of Milos
Are ageing, they're ageing
Impudent for a long time
Haiku # 37044, August 24, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's decision time
Take the job and run with it;
or wait for better?
Haiku # 37043, August 24, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
Collective or individual
Responsibility would be a must
In true, real democracy

in the US shove and push
all you want, then
Just stick it under carpet
Haiku # 37041, August 24, 2006 9:42 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
What sort of people is it
It's hard to understand
Worrying Only bout their own ass

Destroyed my family
Now, in awe, wondering
Oh, he wants another
Haiku # 37040, August 24, 2006 9:37 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Nice one william
produced Echoes of Pink Floyd;
Time catches us all
Haiku # 37039, August 24, 2006 9:02 am ET
by chessbored of top secretg
Ebbing life away
You tiptoe behind by back
Pass silently, time
*
Powerful life force
Escaping recognition
Realizing too late
Haiku # 37038, August 24, 2006 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Reading the dull lines
I
Haiku # 37037, August 24, 2006 4:36 am ET
by Your ego will force you to respond
lazy afternoon
rumble of distant caffeine
expressing itself
Haiku # 37036, August 23, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by ash
a dedication to a personal affliction/addiction

if people are not nice
then guess what darling sweets
you do not belong

it would make more sense
for me to bury my head
in a boiling pot

true friends in my heart
at home in love and care of..
those are the few ..true

so this time I'll break
cause this is about stupid
priorities win

this heart.. belongs home
inside a safe quiet time
clean and full of love

friends are love.. they care
you resemble more my folly
dogs return to vomit ..

.. sorry bout the 5-7-5 break.. rulz
Haiku # 37035, August 23, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by gigue signing out.
behind time falls it
ahead of spirit the mind
present not always
Haiku # 37034, August 23, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by gigue
those read well
are you missing the point
or defending the iniquity
Haiku # 37032, August 23, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Milos the Skipper Vujasinovic
today belgrade wears maroon
for they afraid of the morons
as i said who did me
Haiku # 37031, August 23, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
What did you do to me? Sissies.

brave and honest WOULD
tell the real truth [on Milos]
OR stuck 'Con-institution'

WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
oR keep puttin smokes [all sorts]
up their na
Haiku # 37030, August 23, 2006 2:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
those do not read well
wrong point is being conveyed
least upon review

what we got here is
failure to communicate
try close encounters
Haiku # 37029, August 22, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by mediator
don't read into it
sarcasm is humbling
unless you are one
Haiku # 37028, August 22, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by gigue
its times like these that..
I need someone really bad
Are you really bad??
Haiku # 37027, August 22, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by plastic surgeon of CA ball shop
The constipated
composer couldnt finish
his final movement
Haiku # 37026, August 22, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by chessbored of plop plop
Master of sublime
Bruich violin concerto;
I fucking love it!
Haiku # 37025, August 22, 2006 9:34 pm ET
by chessbored of didlle dee dee
Dull shoulder ache
muscular tension grips me
oh no - knot again!
Haiku # 37024, August 22, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by chessbored of oww
Crash, bang, shout, scream, bash!
We are your local drunk fools
ruining your peace
Haiku # 37023, August 22, 2006 9:24 pm ET
by chessbored of hating morons
Round and round it goes!
Twirling the slippy contents!
Ear wax tastes funny
Haiku # 37022, August 22, 2006 9:06 pm ET
by chessbored of gak
it rained this morning
freeway accidents galore
slippery when wet
Haiku # 37019, August 22, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
575 don't be a menace
to my haikus
they're not what you think

they can be haikus
as long as they sound good
babe, Stalin's got nothing on u
Haiku # 37018, August 22, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad Haiku form folks
It's really not hard to get,
Five, Seven, then Five
Haiku # 37017, August 22, 2006 5:19 pm ET
by Janis
Delicious ending
and many wonderful starts
poker game of life
Haiku # 37012, August 22, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Janis
post-modernist
entertainment is feeding
Christians lions
Haiku # 37010, August 22, 2006 10:43 am ET
by chessbored of lazy
you want a good show?
Lets feed lions Christians
that old school enough?
Haiku # 37009, August 22, 2006 10:41 am ET
by chessbored of infidel
bread and circuses
bring back some entertainment
or shut the fuck up
Haiku # 37008, August 22, 2006 8:37 am ET
by ash
lachrymose milos
victim of the unjust states
or just bad loser
Haiku # 37007, August 22, 2006 8:36 am ET
by ash
sad zabadooey
we are tired of your haiku
which are not haiku
Haiku # 37006, August 22, 2006 8:32 am ET
by ash
Delete approaching
You never seem to stay long
No friends on your side?
Haiku # 37005, August 22, 2006 7:33 am ET
by Zabadoeee you need us more than we need you
sitting here waiting
for some tardy repair guy
2 hours late - prick!
Haiku # 37004, August 22, 2006 5:43 am ET
by chessbored of time flies like an arrow and fruit flieslike bananas
zabadooey dreams
deep throating, he is a star
*twack* balls smack his chin
Haiku # 37003, August 21, 2006 11:21 pm ET
by gringo
Oh Zabadooey
attention seeking nebbish
drop the tired act
Haiku # 37002, August 21, 2006 8:54 pm ET
by chessbored of .
a serial killer
secretly wants to be caught
profile created
Haiku # 37001, August 21, 2006 8:30 pm ET
by gigue
A leg relaxes.
A frantic Jim, raw skin probes.
Sweet animals moan.
Haiku # 36994, August 21, 2006 5:31 pm ET
by Super Haiku!!
Plundered women turn.
Plundering, liquid spring turns.
Wisely your heat runs.
Haiku # 36993, August 21, 2006 5:30 pm ET
by Super Haiku!!
Untrained Jim shudders.
Coarsely low hunger snorts.
A knife ejects piss.
Haiku # 36992, August 21, 2006 3:28 pm ET
by Super Haiku!!!
Star Gate SG-1's
Two hundredth episode
Was hilarious
Haiku # 36991, August 21, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Comedy Central's
Roast of William Shatner was
Worse than his singing
Haiku # 36990, August 21, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
you got major wood
well, no it doesn't count as
personal growth
Haiku # 36989, August 21, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by gigue
the laws are silent
the midst of problem solving
contrived of ones mind

armed with thy good sheild
the extent of the heavens
cry his name aloud

what is surpeme law
the welfare of the people
depend on his rule

we don't need no smarts
we don't need no thoughts control
HEY, go home teacher :) ~Pink !!!
Haiku # 36988, August 21, 2006 12:52 pm ET
by gigue
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