Pluto no longer
a planet. So, is Goofy
still a Disney dog?

At first they said eight
Then they told us it was nine
Now its back to eight

Milosists, the Suppporters of Milos
Are ageing, they're ageing
Impudent for a long time

It's decision time
Take the job and run with it;
or wait for better?

Collective or individual
Responsibility would be a must
In true, real democracy

in the US shove and push
all you want, then
Just stick it under carpet

What sort of people is it
It's hard to understand
Worrying Only bout their own ass

Destroyed my family
Now, in awe, wondering
Oh, he wants another

Nice one william
produced Echoes of Pink Floyd;
Time catches us all

Ebbing life away
You tiptoe behind by back
Pass silently, time
*
Powerful life force
Escaping recognition
Realizing too late

Reading the dull lines
I

lazy afternoon
rumble of distant caffeine
expressing itself

a dedication to a personal affliction/addiction

if people are not nice
then guess what darling sweets
you do not belong

it would make more sense
for me to bury my head
in a boiling pot

true friends in my heart
at home in love and care of..
those are the few ..true

so this time I'll break
cause this is about stupid
priorities win

this heart.. belongs home
inside a safe quiet time
clean and full of love

friends are love.. they care
you resemble more my folly
dogs return to vomit ..

.. sorry bout the 5-7-5 break.. rulz

behind time falls it
ahead of spirit the mind
present not always

those read well
are you missing the point
or defending the iniquity

today belgrade wears maroon
for they afraid of the morons
as i said who did me

What did you do to me? Sissies.

brave and honest WOULD
tell the real truth [on Milos]
OR stuck 'Con-institution'

WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
oR keep puttin smokes [all sorts]
up their na

those do not read well
wrong point is being conveyed
least upon review

what we got here is
failure to communicate
try close encounters

don't read into it
sarcasm is humbling
unless you are one

its times like these that..
I need someone really bad
Are you really bad??

The constipated
composer couldnt finish
his final movement

Master of sublime
Bruich violin concerto;
I fucking love it!

Dull shoulder ache
muscular tension grips me
oh no - knot again!

Crash, bang, shout, scream, bash!
We are your local drunk fools
ruining your peace

Round and round it goes!
Twirling the slippy contents!
Ear wax tastes funny

it rained this morning
freeway accidents galore
slippery when wet

575 don't be a menace
to my haikus
they're not what you think

they can be haikus
as long as they sound good
babe, Stalin's got nothing on u

Bad Haiku form folks
It's really not hard to get,
Five, Seven, then Five

Delicious ending
and many wonderful starts
poker game of life

post-modernist
entertainment is feeding
Christians lions

you want a good show?
Lets feed lions Christians
that old school enough?

bread and circuses
bring back some entertainment
or shut the fuck up

lachrymose milos
victim of the unjust states
or just bad loser

sad zabadooey
we are tired of your haiku
which are not haiku

Delete approaching
You never seem to stay long
No friends on your side?

sitting here waiting
for some tardy repair guy
2 hours late - prick!

zabadooey dreams
deep throating, he is a star
*twack* balls smack his chin

Oh Zabadooey
attention seeking nebbish
drop the tired act

a serial killer
secretly wants to be caught
profile created

A leg relaxes.
A frantic Jim, raw skin probes.
Sweet animals moan.

Plundered women turn.
Plundering, liquid spring turns.
Wisely your heat runs.

Untrained Jim shudders.
Coarsely low hunger snorts.
A knife ejects piss.

Star Gate SG-1's
Two hundredth episode
Was hilarious

Comedy Central's
Roast of William Shatner was
Worse than his singing

you got major wood
well, no it doesn't count as
personal growth

the laws are silent
the midst of problem solving
contrived of ones mind

armed with thy good sheild
the extent of the heavens
cry his name aloud

what is surpeme law
the welfare of the people
depend on his rule

we don't need no smarts
we don't need no thoughts control
HEY, go home teacher :) ~Pink !!!

If Serbian Generals
Set up and asked for my return
Then,..., then

The UNITED STATES democracy
Must,....,must
Be held responsible

Shame,...shame
shame for such democracy
Which Respects not

Those that seek shelter
With such,....,such
Democracy

Not nuff [to someone] what i've been thru
it's time now to victimize
The victim

Wonder who was pushing for it
wonder why and where
Who's gonna explain (and to whom)

u bloody sissies, u
bouncing up my ass
no soup for u

girl wants to cyber
probably not worth the risk
likely has penis

In Britain 'jewels'
is used as euphemism
for penis and sack

Blood drips on the tree,
Staining each golden leaf,
Beckoning autumn.