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28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

bush you are a piece of shit
bastard and diletante
i can't help you man
Haiku # 37153, August 29, 2006 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush, what an asshole
Come to Serbia you whimp
Or keep orbitting
Haiku # 37152, August 29, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush be the Serbian Judge
Cost you nothing
plus you don't have to be an asshole
Haiku # 37151, August 29, 2006 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush it takes only two bucks
Be our agricultural tzar
Buy Serbian green card
Haiku # 37150, August 29, 2006 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush bring a hundred bucks
Buy the pallace in Serbia
and be Serbian Tzar, we want you
Haiku # 37149, August 29, 2006 10:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush come to Serbia
take five bucks and be our king
Why be the President
Haiku # 37148, August 29, 2006 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
$10 will buy the faith of any Serb
That's why you come here
Cannot buy me, bitches
Haiku # 37147, August 29, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All the blonde jokes
Do not compare to the truth
American justice delivered to me
Haiku # 37146, August 29, 2006 10:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Could see, American Judge
Fucked his son and then daughter
Then came to judge me

Praise Bush, praise
The Lord
Praise Bush
Haiku # 37145, August 29, 2006 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American Judges fuck yourselves
Fucked up men
Or just plain thieves
Haiku # 37144, August 29, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What all these Americans
You Bush are doing Serbia
Back to your Prosperity!!!
Haiku # 37143, August 29, 2006 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Busch, don' come to Serbia
I don't want you here
Neither our president,
Haiku # 37142, August 29, 2006 10:06 am ET
by go fuck yourself some place else
Busch is guilty for all
If he was not the president
CIA would not have it started with me
Haiku # 37141, August 29, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American Judges shit on their Bibles
Luckily, they put me to prison
Without having to swear on it
Haiku # 37140, August 29, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Americans eat ka-ka
For it resembles "Freedom"
Spoken out from their mouth
Haiku # 37139, August 29, 2006 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One step down
I was going to say word
Instead of the world
Haiku # 37138, August 29, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Highly courteous people in Philly
they kill you, though still care
about your wife's sexual needs
Haiku # 37137, August 29, 2006 9:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of (Philadelphia, USA)
In their ignorance
The only language American can hear
Is the world of politeness
Haiku # 37136, August 29, 2006 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
AMERICAN JUDGES FUCK THEIR SONS
THEY SCREW THEIR DAUGHTERS TOO
AND THEN EAT CEREALS FOR BREAKFAST
Haiku # 37135, August 29, 2006 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When the pragmatic
Must turn rude, you know
[that] Americans are really bad
Haiku # 37134, August 29, 2006 9:31 am ET
by Milos the Skippin Vujasinovic
YOU STUPID AMERICAN BITCHES
I AM IN BELGRADE S!E!R!B!I!A!
CANNOT DO NOTHING TO ME NO MORE (AND I CAN SAY ALL I WANT)
Haiku # 37133, August 29, 2006 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
American judges pee in their bed
The whole system sucks
And feels like the pee-pee
Haiku # 37131, August 29, 2006 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why sign my haikus
Those that destroyed my family
Did not leave calling cards
Haiku # 37130, August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charles Bronsown was the man
Too bad he was American
It just does not make sense
Haiku # 37129, August 29, 2006 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
10 haikus a day
the real truth about the USA
is what happened to me
Haiku # 37128, August 29, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like Scots can play succer
Haiku # 37127, August 29, 2006 9:01 am ET
by Flatbread, purées, and hummus to dip...
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
as Scorcese can make a movie
Haiku # 37126, August 29, 2006 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
those other fools
they won't raise the thing
we don't worry about them
Haiku # 37125, August 29, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Bastard from the movie
just remember if they voice it
maim the bastards' mind
stick and carrot
Haiku # 37124, August 29, 2006 8:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
freedom, liberty, my ass
Serbs can go fuck themselves
Knock it up a notch
Haiku # 37123, August 29, 2006 8:55 am ET
by Gangraped by the USA
Bro Milos was chosen
So the Serbs could see
Who is the Boss in the US
Haiku # 37122, August 29, 2006 8:54 am ET
by Italian bragadoccio
land of freedom my ass
nonsense, nonsense
like the Scotland will win the World Cup
Haiku # 37121, August 29, 2006 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
IF REPUBLICANS PLAY DIRTY IN TX
DEMOCRATS IN PHILLY DON'T PLAY
THEY OWN YOU
Haiku # 37120, August 29, 2006 8:45 am ET
by POLITICALLY PERSECUTED
Running away from US Dream
Running away from prisons
And lies
Haiku # 37118, August 29, 2006 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
US nationalismus
US agriculturaism
they Will destroy, destroy
Haiku # 37117, August 29, 2006 8:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
USA nationalismus
US culturismus
they will destroy us
Haiku # 37116, August 29, 2006 8:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if you have value in the US
you should know
IT does not belong to you
Haiku # 37115, August 29, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you have a value in US
be afraid and aware
of the "next thing you know"
Haiku # 37114, August 29, 2006 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
easy to destroy a man in the US
just lie thereafter
as nothing has happened
Haiku # 37113, August 29, 2006 8:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nationalism
agriculturism
they will destroy us
Haiku # 37112, August 29, 2006 5:38 am ET
by Janis
americans, so unbelieveable
they destroy your life
to call you undeserving, oh
Haiku # 37111, August 29, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there is peace somewhere
the battles rage for ever
let it be, for now
Haiku # 37110, August 29, 2006 1:24 am ET
by brokn<3dream
SERBS AND AMERICANS ARE SAME
BRING SOMEONE DOWN
FOR THE HELL OF IT
Haiku # 37109, August 29, 2006 12:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Americans like to judge
"undeserving man"
Who the hell are they!?
Haiku # 37108, August 29, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
life served on a plate
CIA's stick and carrot
For all of you to eat
Haiku # 37107, August 29, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
joyful to thrive on
impersonal misfortune
makes serbs and americans equal
Haiku # 37106, August 29, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sad bat mitzvah wine
uncorked claret stands undrunk
right red hangover
Haiku # 37105, August 28, 2006 10:44 pm ET
by <3
3:15am
One bottle of red wine left
Should I open it?
Haiku # 37104, August 28, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by chessbored of no work tomorow
broken again and again
by the waves . . .
the moon so easily mends
Haiku # 37103, August 28, 2006 10:14 pm ET
by sad mommy <3 of kalifornia
milk and sun risen
hands that bleed from daily kneed
busted ego life's sweat
Haiku # 37102, August 28, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by pioneer
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