Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately
Haiku # 37240, September 7, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
to pacify peace
render service, satisfy
what pay is deserved
Haiku # 37239, September 6, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by gigue
Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key
Haiku # 37238, September 6, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Janis
distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn
Haiku # 37237, September 6, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ciax
in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on
Haiku # 37236, September 5, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by gigue
stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children
Haiku # 37235, September 5, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line
Haiku # 37234, September 5, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Lush
an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin
Haiku # 37233, September 5, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash says beware of ultraviolent rays
Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding
Haiku # 37232, September 5, 2006 6:27 am ET
by Lush
Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting
Haiku # 37231, September 5, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Lush
A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?
Haiku # 37230, September 5, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Lush
Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence
Haiku # 37229, September 5, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Lush
morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice
Haiku # 37228, September 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Lush
Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis
Haiku # 37227, September 4, 2006 6:24 pm ET
by Lush
Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
Haiku # 37226, September 4, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
Haiku # 37225, September 4, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manchester
Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee
Haiku # 37224, September 4, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by No longer a student of Or tea
it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..

because, I said so..why
Haiku # 37223, September 4, 2006 11:17 am ET
by disgruntled and getting older
Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept
Haiku # 37222, September 4, 2006 6:41 am ET
by William Nippress
im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there
Haiku # 37221, September 4, 2006 1:26 am ET
by [sic]T
if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind
Haiku # 37220, September 4, 2006 1:20 am ET
by [sic]T of humboldt
you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine
Haiku # 37219, September 3, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by kill em all
well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;

still a fuckwit though
Haiku # 37218, September 3, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by chessbored of intolerant
It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....
Haiku # 37217, September 3, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by chessbored of ??
I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques
Haiku # 37216, September 3, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by chessbored of laying low
Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?
Haiku # 37215, September 3, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by chessbored of ?
don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.
Haiku # 37214, September 3, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Liza Lot Less of Ohio
delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant
Haiku # 37213, September 3, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by gigue
cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.
Haiku # 37212, September 3, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by go home, European of Native America
african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep
Haiku # 37211, September 3, 2006 3:50 am ET
by ap
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 37210, September 3, 2006 3:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!
Haiku # 37209, September 3, 2006 2:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
Haiku # 37208, September 3, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
Haiku # 37207, September 3, 2006 2:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
Haiku # 37206, September 3, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
Haiku # 37205, September 3, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Haiku # 37204, September 2, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
Haiku # 37203, September 2, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
Haiku # 37202, September 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
Haiku # 37201, September 2, 2006 10:22 am ET
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37200, September 2, 2006 8:18 am ET
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
Haiku # 37199, September 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
Haiku # 37198, September 1, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Centurion
Zabadooey falls
Here today goon tomorrow
Somewhat short of wit
Haiku # 37197, September 1, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by By by
the west bank, gaza strip
not yours. bible doesnt matter.
this is the real world.
Haiku # 37196, September 1, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ignis fireplace
refractions of light converge
steady focus point

guardian page turn
good fortune luck and wisdom
foo dog lion dog stone
Haiku # 37195, September 1, 2006 5:53 pm ET
by gigue
cum grano salis
alis volat propriis
festina lente

Haiku # 37194, September 1, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by GIGUE
Confused and manic
Running around in circles
Chasing your own tail
Haiku # 37192, September 1, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Serbs are not learning a thing
cock-a-doodle-do!
Oral sex is good for you!
But the view is bad
Haiku # 37191, August 31, 2006 10:39 pm ET
by chessbored of sucky sucky
please suck my lozenge,
soothing for sore aching throats
but it tastes like cock
Haiku # 37190, August 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of spunkadelic
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