Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
Haiku # 37226, September 4, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
Haiku # 37225, September 4, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manchester
Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee
Haiku # 37224, September 4, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by No longer a student of Or tea
it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..

because, I said so..why
Haiku # 37223, September 4, 2006 11:17 am ET
by disgruntled and getting older
Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept
Haiku # 37222, September 4, 2006 6:41 am ET
by William Nippress
im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there
Haiku # 37221, September 4, 2006 1:26 am ET
by [sic]T
if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind
Haiku # 37220, September 4, 2006 1:20 am ET
by [sic]T of humboldt
you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine
Haiku # 37219, September 3, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by kill em all
well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;

still a fuckwit though
Haiku # 37218, September 3, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by chessbored of intolerant
It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....
Haiku # 37217, September 3, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by chessbored of ??
I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques
Haiku # 37216, September 3, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by chessbored of laying low
Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?
Haiku # 37215, September 3, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by chessbored of ?
don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.
Haiku # 37214, September 3, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Liza Lot Less of Ohio
delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant
Haiku # 37213, September 3, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by gigue
cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.
Haiku # 37212, September 3, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by go home, European of Native America
african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep
Haiku # 37211, September 3, 2006 3:50 am ET
by ap
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 37210, September 3, 2006 3:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!
Haiku # 37209, September 3, 2006 2:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
Haiku # 37208, September 3, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
Haiku # 37207, September 3, 2006 2:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
Haiku # 37206, September 3, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
Haiku # 37205, September 3, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Haiku # 37204, September 2, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
Haiku # 37203, September 2, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
Haiku # 37202, September 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
Haiku # 37201, September 2, 2006 10:22 am ET
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37200, September 2, 2006 8:18 am ET
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
Haiku # 37199, September 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
Haiku # 37198, September 1, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Centurion
Zabadooey falls
Here today goon tomorrow
Somewhat short of wit
Haiku # 37197, September 1, 2006 9:14 pm ET
by By by
the west bank, gaza strip
not yours. bible doesnt matter.
this is the real world.
Haiku # 37196, September 1, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ignis fireplace
refractions of light converge
steady focus point

guardian page turn
good fortune luck and wisdom
foo dog lion dog stone
Haiku # 37195, September 1, 2006 5:53 pm ET
by gigue
cum grano salis
alis volat propriis
festina lente

Haiku # 37194, September 1, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by GIGUE
Confused and manic
Running around in circles
Chasing your own tail
Haiku # 37192, September 1, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Serbs are not learning a thing
cock-a-doodle-do!
Oral sex is good for you!
But the view is bad
Haiku # 37191, August 31, 2006 10:39 pm ET
by chessbored of sucky sucky
please suck my lozenge,
soothing for sore aching throats
but it tastes like cock
Haiku # 37190, August 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of spunkadelic
bitter angry bile.
what life could easily be?
look at what it is!!!












: (
Haiku # 37189, August 31, 2006 10:34 pm ET
by chessbored of the nausea is back
Slaves forced to labour,
but then they got room and board;
Same shit now reversed!!!
Haiku # 37188, August 31, 2006 10:32 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck The Man
Amex paid my bills,
but only just - wage slave, me?
and this with degree
Haiku # 37187, August 31, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by chessbored of bitter
Once sat at a desk
Stupid tie, wanted to die;
more noble to starve
Haiku # 37186, August 31, 2006 10:29 pm ET
by chessbored of those fuckers will never find me
You thought that you new?
you and Donald Rumsfeld both;
lost known unknowns
Haiku # 37185, August 31, 2006 5:46 pm ET
by chessbored of epistemologicaly challenged
I dont like limbo
Got my new job and training;
nearly died waiting
Haiku # 37184, August 31, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by chessbored of anxious
i thought that i knew
i thought that i knew something
i guess i was wrong
Haiku # 37183, August 31, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heaven will help you
when the doors are closed and locked
keys fall upon heart
Haiku # 37182, August 31, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by gigue
Friendliness abides
Choking on all the fake smiles
End of summer nears
Haiku # 37181, August 31, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Janis
I need a techie
and then a photographer
and then.. some sleep please
Haiku # 37180, August 31, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by too tired no sleep
O broken website
Calling out for some fixing
Distress unanswered
Haiku # 37179, August 31, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Janis
An ass that can blast
you right off the fuckin road;
a SEMI colon......
Haiku # 37178, August 31, 2006 8:33 am ET
by 18 wheels and lovin it
Anal surgery
Ripped out half my intestines
A semi-colon
Haiku # 37177, August 31, 2006 6:35 am ET
by chessbored of poop
chessboard of tired
forgot your semicolon
just an FYI
Haiku # 37176, August 30, 2006 8:34 pm ET
by dot to dot
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