Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

ever get the feel
that you being told "get lost"
or being ignored ??

hmm
well..
all i gotta say is..

na na na na na
your daddy's an alcoholic..and
momma's on welfare ..
Haiku # 37312, September 18, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by down to your level
For a friend upon dropping her phone in the toilet:
Crystal with her phone
Holds the poo-poo to her face
Hello there, Feces?
Haiku # 37311, September 17, 2006 8:30 pm ET
by Somethingunique8 of Springfield, MO
devours all things
final arguments chosen
on top the altar
Haiku # 37310, September 17, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by gigue
Thy tea is bad
Oh bright demon
But for tea we are glad
Haiku # 37309, September 17, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Floating Leaf
you supply me with sum
I'll gratefully give summ back
1 + 1 is 2

Haiku # 37308, September 16, 2006 11:22 am ET
by batman
graphic depictions
cinematic viloence
Theatre Salon
Haiku # 37307, September 16, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Grand Guignol
Some were bad some good
Some of my past works attacked
Why castigated?
Haiku # 37306, September 16, 2006 9:40 am ET
by But what
waterloo sunset .
i die because i'm living . . .
oh! god! it's Kinky!
Haiku # 37305, September 15, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by quicksand peace of Worm Hole
a pork chop sandwich
with coleslaw and apple sauce
now that's good eaten'
Haiku # 37304, September 15, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by crimson mind of phx, az
poor miller's daughter
the straw must be turned into gold
guess my name he sang
Haiku # 37303, September 15, 2006 12:30 pm ET
by Rumplestiltskin
No criticism
Writing under pseudonyms
Some of my best work
Haiku # 37302, September 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by But what
traces of death..grim
BANNED form my video store
prob-bly for the best
Haiku # 37301, September 14, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by I have a nice butt :)
Brent: what do we care?
Scarlett: Fiddle- dee- dee, war
Rhett :Frankly my dear....
Haiku # 37300, September 14, 2006 11:20 am ET
by with the wind
Je vais, Tu vas, Il/
Elle/On va, Nous allons, Vous
Allez, Ils/elles vont.
Haiku # 37299, September 14, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Phlegmée
Eating much funghi
I see rainbow-halo'ed moon
And green face-flowers.
Haiku # 37298, September 14, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Phlegmy of Hallucination
Play the game of life?
Some say the dice are loaded;
my dice say 'Boggle'
Haiku # 37297, September 14, 2006 5:32 am ET
by chessbored of square pegs and round holes
So my darling wife
has both sets of keys with her;
locked in my own home
Haiku # 37296, September 14, 2006 5:29 am ET
by chessbored of duh
my word about it
will remain alone, withdrawl
sleep, I pray for hand
Haiku # 37295, September 14, 2006 1:03 am ET
by too tired
firefox proactive
try : bookmarks, manage bookmarks
file, export, save in
Haiku # 37294, September 13, 2006 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Hey, thanks Firefox!
You lost all of my bookmarks
for the sixth time
Haiku # 37293, September 13, 2006 8:14 pm ET
by chessbored of : (
Iron filings and
Some lashings of glue will make
Bald men magnetic
Haiku # 37292, September 13, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manc
cynic: a man who
when he smells flowers, starts to
look for a coffin
Haiku # 37291, September 13, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
breathe the words that burn
thoughts that do with fire glow
bleed white hot water
Haiku # 37290, September 13, 2006 2:27 am ET
by gigue
drinking beer is good
drinking more beer is better
you're getting cuter
Haiku # 37289, September 12, 2006 11:20 pm ET
by where you at
rain stops beating down
clam winds taste natures wisp
puddles vaporize
Haiku # 37288, September 12, 2006 9:52 pm ET
by to real men
the delusion peaks
allowing flow over to there
surrender music
Haiku # 37287, September 12, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by 8888888
My Tormented heart
She loves me she loves me not
I
Haiku # 37286, September 12, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Real men do cry
silly delusion
but the touch here is real ..mine
safe as a dream ..safe
Haiku # 37285, September 12, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by silent lucidity
smell deeply ,leaves
quiet boredom and sweet need
steady of love ..heart
Haiku # 37284, September 12, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by she
There on the island
Amazing show in the sky
Mushrooms effective
Haiku # 37283, September 12, 2006 5:56 pm ET
by Janis
eject in a stream
pompous, oratorical
spitting out quiver
Haiku # 37282, September 12, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by gigue
get over yourself
it's meant in the nicest way
down form your fences
Haiku # 37281, September 12, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by joker is the only fool
Wayeb' comes take heed
portals open, boundaries gone
ward off the evil
Haiku # 37280, September 12, 2006 11:49 am ET
by gigue
Iron cross valor old
once was good now sinister
unless black to red

Haiku # 37279, September 12, 2006 11:10 am ET
by gigue
it's disconcerting
old folks used to seem older
then i became one
Haiku # 37278, September 12, 2006 8:56 am ET
by ash
Flaming lips sounds like
a vaginal infection;
but less aesthetic
Haiku # 37277, September 11, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by chessbored of .
thunderstorm on me
electricity in the air
my fingers tingle
Haiku # 37276, September 11, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by gigue
Flaming lips concert
Cut short by stupid planning
Fun interrupted
Haiku # 37275, September 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A life given up
What cost, How much will you pay?
You don
Haiku # 37274, September 11, 2006 8:03 am ET
by Full time carer
Staring out at clouds
My spirit soars high above
Free for a short while
Haiku # 37273, September 11, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a broken branch
Looked so sad it made me cry
I am treemendus
Haiku # 37272, September 11, 2006 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
It is perverted
Do not ride a bicycle
Without a saddle
Haiku # 37271, September 11, 2006 7:35 am ET
by Major bumsore
Curiosity
If at first you don
Haiku # 37270, September 11, 2006 7:31 am ET
by Homage to gigue 37245
the folly of youth
the problems of growing old
without enough drugs
Haiku # 37269, September 11, 2006 4:59 am ET
by ash
So it's time for bed
sleep dreams of the innocent
who have tried their best
Haiku # 37268, September 11, 2006 12:04 am ET
by chessbored of Zzzzzzz
Seems I'm getting old
A moderate liberal
once I was gung-ho
Haiku # 37267, September 11, 2006 12:03 am ET
by chessbored of used to shout at Prime Ministers but now I like a cup of tea
My brain is frazzled,
Relax - only the edges;
where the pain is felt
Haiku # 37266, September 11, 2006 12:01 am ET
by chessbored of reading camus
No money, no job
But we had a bag of weed;
what more did we need?
Haiku # 37265, September 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
I married that girl.
training as a Counsellor;
Remember our bong?
Haiku # 37264, September 10, 2006 11:58 pm ET
by chessbored of we are stardust, but with a twist
Fuck! Man! Nemanja
Never got to say goodbye
- weighs heavy on me
Haiku # 37263, September 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by chessbored of here and now
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