Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

drinking beer is good
drinking more beer is better
you're getting cuter
Haiku # 37289, September 12, 2006 11:20 pm ET
by where you at
rain stops beating down
clam winds taste natures wisp
puddles vaporize
Haiku # 37288, September 12, 2006 9:52 pm ET
by to real men
the delusion peaks
allowing flow over to there
surrender music
Haiku # 37287, September 12, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by 8888888
My Tormented heart
She loves me she loves me not
I
Haiku # 37286, September 12, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Real men do cry
silly delusion
but the touch here is real ..mine
safe as a dream ..safe
Haiku # 37285, September 12, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by silent lucidity
smell deeply ,leaves
quiet boredom and sweet need
steady of love ..heart
Haiku # 37284, September 12, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by she
There on the island
Amazing show in the sky
Mushrooms effective
Haiku # 37283, September 12, 2006 5:56 pm ET
by Janis
eject in a stream
pompous, oratorical
spitting out quiver
Haiku # 37282, September 12, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by gigue
get over yourself
it's meant in the nicest way
down form your fences
Haiku # 37281, September 12, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by joker is the only fool
Wayeb' comes take heed
portals open, boundaries gone
ward off the evil
Haiku # 37280, September 12, 2006 11:49 am ET
by gigue
Iron cross valor old
once was good now sinister
unless black to red

Haiku # 37279, September 12, 2006 11:10 am ET
by gigue
it's disconcerting
old folks used to seem older
then i became one
Haiku # 37278, September 12, 2006 8:56 am ET
by ash
Flaming lips sounds like
a vaginal infection;
but less aesthetic
Haiku # 37277, September 11, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by chessbored of .
thunderstorm on me
electricity in the air
my fingers tingle
Haiku # 37276, September 11, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by gigue
Flaming lips concert
Cut short by stupid planning
Fun interrupted
Haiku # 37275, September 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A life given up
What cost, How much will you pay?
You don
Haiku # 37274, September 11, 2006 8:03 am ET
by Full time carer
Staring out at clouds
My spirit soars high above
Free for a short while
Haiku # 37273, September 11, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a broken branch
Looked so sad it made me cry
I am treemendus
Haiku # 37272, September 11, 2006 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
It is perverted
Do not ride a bicycle
Without a saddle
Haiku # 37271, September 11, 2006 7:35 am ET
by Major bumsore
Curiosity
If at first you don
Haiku # 37270, September 11, 2006 7:31 am ET
by Homage to gigue 37245
the folly of youth
the problems of growing old
without enough drugs
Haiku # 37269, September 11, 2006 4:59 am ET
by ash
So it's time for bed
sleep dreams of the innocent
who have tried their best
Haiku # 37268, September 11, 2006 12:04 am ET
by chessbored of Zzzzzzz
Seems I'm getting old
A moderate liberal
once I was gung-ho
Haiku # 37267, September 11, 2006 12:03 am ET
by chessbored of used to shout at Prime Ministers but now I like a cup of tea
My brain is frazzled,
Relax - only the edges;
where the pain is felt
Haiku # 37266, September 11, 2006 12:01 am ET
by chessbored of reading camus
No money, no job
But we had a bag of weed;
what more did we need?
Haiku # 37265, September 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
I married that girl.
training as a Counsellor;
Remember our bong?
Haiku # 37264, September 10, 2006 11:58 pm ET
by chessbored of we are stardust, but with a twist
Fuck! Man! Nemanja
Never got to say goodbye
- weighs heavy on me
Haiku # 37263, September 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by chessbored of here and now
Most people just float,
driftwood on life's skin - Thoreau
said 'Live Deep!!!' - too true

Haiku # 37262, September 10, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by chessbored of drinking medium priced red wine and popping valerian capsules - blessed deep sleep awaits
Where are you now, pal?
That heavy scene made me split;
The price was so high
Haiku # 37261, September 10, 2006 11:49 pm ET
by chessbored of nobody said life was easy
Piqued their attention
his unlikely genius;
made royal fools of them
Haiku # 37260, September 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by chessbored of missing an old friend
power, importance
strength superiority
are you happy now????
Haiku # 37259, September 10, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by preponderance
Squandered syllables
Who in hell gives a right shite
No poems... mere rants
Haiku # 37258, September 10, 2006 4:27 am ET
by Lush
A recrudescent
Precious gem... iridescent
Lickith mine crescent
Haiku # 37257, September 10, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Lush
your opinion counts
it's on the other hand
yeah other fingers
Haiku # 37256, September 10, 2006 1:37 am ET
by pizza eatin happy princess
fell off the wagon
fight the soda addiction;
fight fight fight . my might

Haiku # 37255, September 10, 2006 1:21 am ET
by soda of addictional burps
Captain Oh your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go
Haiku # 37254, September 10, 2006 12:24 am ET
by nena & the bafoons
the Needs of the Many
outweigh the Needs
of the Few
Haiku # 37253, September 9, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by the Shat
overclocking blues
more corrupt than government
my windows have closed
Haiku # 37252, September 9, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by ash
harmonica sing
heard from Morrison attic
my fav little spot

fantastic dinner
great friends wine love and laughter
girls night out a must

fill my cup Oh lord
a different nectar soul dance
drunk wench in a bar
Haiku # 37251, September 9, 2006 12:08 pm ET
by gigue
What not to bring with?
An umbrella not allowed
Even in the rain
Haiku # 37250, September 9, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Janis
forty years ago
the five year mission began
live long and prosper

-- Sept. 8, 1966, "Star Trek" premiered on NBC-TV.
Haiku # 37249, September 8, 2006 2:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
don't belive in love
there is no such thing.. bad word
don't believe in him.. hate

Haiku # 37248, September 8, 2006 12:57 pm ET
by tellin the truth
I accept this not
My heart beats stronger then not
the knot is untied

wasn't meant to be
walk my garden, plant new seeds
new life begins now

the sheild is lifted
the water rose and crested
time wavers from form


Haiku # 37247, September 8, 2006 12:51 pm ET
by gigue
over-rated junk
heroin is a big yawn
after a vomit
Haiku # 37246, September 8, 2006 7:34 am ET
by ash
okay remember
if at first you don't succeed
don't try skydiving
Haiku # 37245, September 8, 2006 1:40 am ET
by gigue
With the noose loosened
And dosage now vomitage
On my merry way
Haiku # 37244, September 8, 2006 12:48 am ET
by Lush
Do the Inuit
Intuit more? Seminole...
tad more seminal?
Haiku # 37243, September 7, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Naughty

chocolate fountain,
melon baller, meat baster,
boning knife, cork screw
Haiku # 37242, September 7, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Gossip to new depths
You say Steve Irwin is dead
That
Haiku # 37241, September 7, 2006 9:34 am ET
by I sea the truth of Out of my depth
though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately
Haiku # 37240, September 7, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
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