Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

I accept this not
My heart beats stronger then not
the knot is untied

wasn't meant to be
walk my garden, plant new seeds
new life begins now

the sheild is lifted
the water rose and crested
time wavers from form


Haiku # 37247, September 8, 2006 12:51 pm ET
by gigue
over-rated junk
heroin is a big yawn
after a vomit
Haiku # 37246, September 8, 2006 7:34 am ET
by ash
okay remember
if at first you don't succeed
don't try skydiving
Haiku # 37245, September 8, 2006 1:40 am ET
by gigue
With the noose loosened
And dosage now vomitage
On my merry way
Haiku # 37244, September 8, 2006 12:48 am ET
by Lush
Do the Inuit
Intuit more? Seminole...
tad more seminal?
Haiku # 37243, September 7, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Lush
Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Naughty

chocolate fountain,
melon baller, meat baster,
boning knife, cork screw
Haiku # 37242, September 7, 2006 2:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Gossip to new depths
You say Steve Irwin is dead
That
Haiku # 37241, September 7, 2006 9:34 am ET
by I sea the truth of Out of my depth
though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately
Haiku # 37240, September 7, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
to pacify peace
render service, satisfy
what pay is deserved
Haiku # 37239, September 6, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by gigue
Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key
Haiku # 37238, September 6, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Janis
distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn
Haiku # 37237, September 6, 2006 1:16 am ET
by ciax
in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on
Haiku # 37236, September 5, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by gigue
stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children
Haiku # 37235, September 5, 2006 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line
Haiku # 37234, September 5, 2006 10:22 am ET
by Lush
an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin
Haiku # 37233, September 5, 2006 8:51 am ET
by ash says beware of ultraviolent rays
Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding
Haiku # 37232, September 5, 2006 6:27 am ET
by Lush
Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting
Haiku # 37231, September 5, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Lush
A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?
Haiku # 37230, September 5, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Lush
Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence
Haiku # 37229, September 5, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Lush
morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice
Haiku # 37228, September 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Lush
Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis
Haiku # 37227, September 4, 2006 6:24 pm ET
by Lush
Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
Haiku # 37226, September 4, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
Haiku # 37225, September 4, 2006 3:06 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manchester
Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee
Haiku # 37224, September 4, 2006 3:03 pm ET
by No longer a student of Or tea
it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..

because, I said so..why
Haiku # 37223, September 4, 2006 11:17 am ET
by disgruntled and getting older
Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept
Haiku # 37222, September 4, 2006 6:41 am ET
by William Nippress
im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there
Haiku # 37221, September 4, 2006 1:26 am ET
by [sic]T
if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind
Haiku # 37220, September 4, 2006 1:20 am ET
by [sic]T of humboldt
you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine
Haiku # 37219, September 3, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by kill em all
well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;

still a fuckwit though
Haiku # 37218, September 3, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by chessbored of intolerant
It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....
Haiku # 37217, September 3, 2006 6:27 pm ET
by chessbored of ??
I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques
Haiku # 37216, September 3, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by chessbored of laying low
Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?
Haiku # 37215, September 3, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by chessbored of ?
don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.
Haiku # 37214, September 3, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Liza Lot Less of Ohio
delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant
Haiku # 37213, September 3, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by gigue
cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.
Haiku # 37212, September 3, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by go home, European of Native America
african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep
Haiku # 37211, September 3, 2006 3:50 am ET
by ap
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 37210, September 3, 2006 3:02 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!
Haiku # 37209, September 3, 2006 2:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
Haiku # 37208, September 3, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
Haiku # 37207, September 3, 2006 2:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
Haiku # 37206, September 3, 2006 2:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
Haiku # 37205, September 3, 2006 2:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
Haiku # 37204, September 2, 2006 8:39 pm ET
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
Haiku # 37203, September 2, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
Haiku # 37202, September 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
Haiku # 37201, September 2, 2006 10:22 am ET
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 37200, September 2, 2006 8:18 am ET
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
Haiku # 37199, September 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
Haiku # 37198, September 1, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Centurion
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