Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Naughty
chocolate fountain,
melon baller, meat baster,
boning knife, cork screw
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Gossip to new depths
You say Steve Irwin is dead
That
by I sea the truth of Out of my depth
though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately
by ash
to pacify peace
render service, satisfy
what pay is deserved
by gigue
Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key
by Janis
distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn
by ciax
in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on
by gigue
stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children
by Anonymous Poet
A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line
by Lush
an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin
by ash says beware of ultraviolent rays
Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding
by Lush
Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting
by Lush
A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?
by Lush
Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence
by Lush
morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice
by Lush
Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis
by Lush
Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!
by Anonymous Poet
Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI
by An Alumnus of Manchester
Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee
by No longer a student of Or tea
it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..
because, I said so..why
by disgruntled and getting older
Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept
by William Nippress
im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there
by [sic]T
if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind
by [sic]T of humboldt
you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine
by kill em all
well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;
still a fuckwit though
by chessbored of intolerant
It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....
by chessbored of ??
I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques
by chessbored of laying low
Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?
by chessbored of ?
don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.
by Liza Lot Less of Ohio
delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant
by gigue
cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.
by go home, European of Native America
african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep
by ap
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb
A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!
by Betty LeBomb
Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo
by Betty LeBomb
Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand
by Betty LeBomb
Regular rhythm
beating against tight pink skin
a drum-kit strap-on
by Betty LeBomb
Freshened with pine scent
and a quick lube each 3k
love is a sedan
by Betty LeBomb
tough to swim upstream!
so I got out to walk there;
Muddy Mudskipper
by chessbored of slip sliding away
You live in a world
which houses Bruch's concertos;
but listen to pap?!?
by chessbored of fuck off philistines
Deep pounding bass-line
New neighbour is selfish prick;
I am moving - phew!
by chessbored of lucky escape
Elegant tight dress
She looks so divine in black
Smooth dark hair pinned back
by William Nippress
grooving with a pict
watching for pigs on the wing
ah ha ha ha ha
by ash
Athletic body
My Arms around her slim waist
Dancing like demons
*
Animalistic
She
by William Nippress
West bank and Israel
The Canaanites were there first
So give it all back
by Centurion
Zabadooey falls
Here today goon tomorrow
Somewhat short of wit
by By by
the west bank, gaza strip
not yours. bible doesnt matter.
this is the real world.
by Anonymous Poet
ignis fireplace
refractions of light converge
steady focus point
guardian page turn
good fortune luck and wisdom
foo dog lion dog stone
by gigue
cum grano salis
alis volat propriis
festina lente
by GIGUE
Confused and manic
Running around in circles
Chasing your own tail
by Serbs are not learning a thing
