your opinion counts
it's on the other hand
yeah other fingers

fell off the wagon
fight the soda addiction;
fight fight fight . my might

Captain Oh your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go

the Needs of the Many
outweigh the Needs
of the Few

overclocking blues
more corrupt than government
my windows have closed

harmonica sing
heard from Morrison attic
my fav little spot

fantastic dinner
great friends wine love and laughter
girls night out a must

fill my cup Oh lord
a different nectar soul dance
drunk wench in a bar

What not to bring with?
An umbrella not allowed
Even in the rain

forty years ago
the five year mission began
live long and prosper

-- Sept. 8, 1966, "Star Trek" premiered on NBC-TV.

don't belive in love
there is no such thing.. bad word
don't believe in him.. hate

I accept this not
My heart beats stronger then not
the knot is untied

wasn't meant to be
walk my garden, plant new seeds
new life begins now

the sheild is lifted
the water rose and crested
time wavers from form

over-rated junk
heroin is a big yawn
after a vomit

okay remember
if at first you don't succeed
don't try skydiving

With the noose loosened
And dosage now vomitage
On my merry way

Do the Inuit
Intuit more? Seminole...
tad more seminal?

Five Kitchen Tools That Sound Naughty

chocolate fountain,
melon baller, meat baster,
boning knife, cork screw

Gossip to new depths
You say Steve Irwin is dead
That

though it sounds like it
there's no key in anarchy
unfortunately

to pacify peace
render service, satisfy
what pay is deserved

Governments corrupt
Crush people in the process
Anarchy the key

distress call not heard
now folding pocket sixes
all in all in damn

in one direction
belts & horses, doldrums too
trade wind will go on

stop zionism!
bring the war to the home front;
draft your rich children

A tribute to ash
Your's a better epitaph
Including by line

an unhappy tail
sometimes sunblock's not enough
vale steve irwin

Crushed paper towel
An origami profile
Regret preceding

Crocodile Hunter
Pressed his folly submarine
Few shall mourn the sting

A mere conduit
Of some deceased idiot
Medium: get it?

Frivolous prescience
Unconscionable silence
Cannot save Hortence

morbid sacrifice
taped then ass raped sev'ral mice
gamboled with crab lice

Most long since collapsed
Spike my vascular penis
Shaft to ecstasis

Three Seven Two Two Six!
Been waiting years for this day!
It's MINE! It's ALL MINE!

Stuffing envelopes
Is very boring and now
I've got RSI

Malted milk biscuits
Are very tasty and nice
When dipped in coffee

it's got what it takes
so tell me why can't this be..

because, I said so..why

Struggling Haiku
Every day words tantalize
Meanings to be kept

im less than nothing
a shadow of empty space
niether here nor there

if i were haiku
moving and twisting about
words upon the wind

you have some nice eyes
I really like your goatee
you are sweet sunshine

well just look at you!
you're just so pleased with yourself;

still a fuckwit though

It is a puzzle,
Some believe their own bullshit;
- becomes real to them.....

I'm a Freethinker
Gotta keep shtum about it
God Freaks sign my cheques

Manipulation
is the bane of modern life;
why so normalised?

don't be offended
if I start to like it when
everyone's elsewhere.

delirium tribe
bodies and minds of balance
art equilibrant

cannonites there first
give it back? give back this land
to the real owners.

african morning
two eggs two valium tens
off to peaceful sleep

Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock

A frantic melee
chanting in frenzied rhythm,
Feed us the fetus!

Eight inch platforms dig
into a fluid stained stage
a dunt stunt blimbo

Sprinting to dead stop
ceiling still moving in waves
mushed into the sand