Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Je vais, Tu vas, Il/
Elle/On va, Nous allons, Vous
Allez, Ils/elles vont.
Haiku # 37299, September 14, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Phlegmée
Eating much funghi
I see rainbow-halo'ed moon
And green face-flowers.
Haiku # 37298, September 14, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Phlegmy of Hallucination
Play the game of life?
Some say the dice are loaded;
my dice say 'Boggle'
Haiku # 37297, September 14, 2006 5:32 am ET
by chessbored of square pegs and round holes
So my darling wife
has both sets of keys with her;
locked in my own home
Haiku # 37296, September 14, 2006 5:29 am ET
by chessbored of duh
my word about it
will remain alone, withdrawl
sleep, I pray for hand
Haiku # 37295, September 14, 2006 1:03 am ET
by too tired
firefox proactive
try : bookmarks, manage bookmarks
file, export, save in
Haiku # 37294, September 13, 2006 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Hey, thanks Firefox!
You lost all of my bookmarks
for the sixth time
Haiku # 37293, September 13, 2006 8:14 pm ET
by chessbored of : (
Iron filings and
Some lashings of glue will make
Bald men magnetic
Haiku # 37292, September 13, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manc
cynic: a man who
when he smells flowers, starts to
look for a coffin
Haiku # 37291, September 13, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
breathe the words that burn
thoughts that do with fire glow
bleed white hot water
Haiku # 37290, September 13, 2006 2:27 am ET
by gigue
drinking beer is good
drinking more beer is better
you're getting cuter
Haiku # 37289, September 12, 2006 11:20 pm ET
by where you at
rain stops beating down
clam winds taste natures wisp
puddles vaporize
Haiku # 37288, September 12, 2006 9:52 pm ET
by to real men
the delusion peaks
allowing flow over to there
surrender music
Haiku # 37287, September 12, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by 8888888
My Tormented heart
She loves me she loves me not
I
Haiku # 37286, September 12, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Real men do cry
silly delusion
but the touch here is real ..mine
safe as a dream ..safe
Haiku # 37285, September 12, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by silent lucidity
smell deeply ,leaves
quiet boredom and sweet need
steady of love ..heart
Haiku # 37284, September 12, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by she
There on the island
Amazing show in the sky
Mushrooms effective
Haiku # 37283, September 12, 2006 5:56 pm ET
by Janis
eject in a stream
pompous, oratorical
spitting out quiver
Haiku # 37282, September 12, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by gigue
get over yourself
it's meant in the nicest way
down form your fences
Haiku # 37281, September 12, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by joker is the only fool
Wayeb' comes take heed
portals open, boundaries gone
ward off the evil
Haiku # 37280, September 12, 2006 11:49 am ET
by gigue
Iron cross valor old
once was good now sinister
unless black to red

Haiku # 37279, September 12, 2006 11:10 am ET
by gigue
it's disconcerting
old folks used to seem older
then i became one
Haiku # 37278, September 12, 2006 8:56 am ET
by ash
Flaming lips sounds like
a vaginal infection;
but less aesthetic
Haiku # 37277, September 11, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by chessbored of .
thunderstorm on me
electricity in the air
my fingers tingle
Haiku # 37276, September 11, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by gigue
Flaming lips concert
Cut short by stupid planning
Fun interrupted
Haiku # 37275, September 11, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
A life given up
What cost, How much will you pay?
You don
Haiku # 37274, September 11, 2006 8:03 am ET
by Full time carer
Staring out at clouds
My spirit soars high above
Free for a short while
Haiku # 37273, September 11, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a broken branch
Looked so sad it made me cry
I am treemendus
Haiku # 37272, September 11, 2006 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
It is perverted
Do not ride a bicycle
Without a saddle
Haiku # 37271, September 11, 2006 7:35 am ET
by Major bumsore
Curiosity
If at first you don
Haiku # 37270, September 11, 2006 7:31 am ET
by Homage to gigue 37245
the folly of youth
the problems of growing old
without enough drugs
Haiku # 37269, September 11, 2006 4:59 am ET
by ash
So it's time for bed
sleep dreams of the innocent
who have tried their best
Haiku # 37268, September 11, 2006 12:04 am ET
by chessbored of Zzzzzzz
Seems I'm getting old
A moderate liberal
once I was gung-ho
Haiku # 37267, September 11, 2006 12:03 am ET
by chessbored of used to shout at Prime Ministers but now I like a cup of tea
My brain is frazzled,
Relax - only the edges;
where the pain is felt
Haiku # 37266, September 11, 2006 12:01 am ET
by chessbored of reading camus
No money, no job
But we had a bag of weed;
what more did we need?
Haiku # 37265, September 10, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
I married that girl.
training as a Counsellor;
Remember our bong?
Haiku # 37264, September 10, 2006 11:58 pm ET
by chessbored of we are stardust, but with a twist
Fuck! Man! Nemanja
Never got to say goodbye
- weighs heavy on me
Haiku # 37263, September 10, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by chessbored of here and now
Most people just float,
driftwood on life's skin - Thoreau
said 'Live Deep!!!' - too true

Haiku # 37262, September 10, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by chessbored of drinking medium priced red wine and popping valerian capsules - blessed deep sleep awaits
Where are you now, pal?
That heavy scene made me split;
The price was so high
Haiku # 37261, September 10, 2006 11:49 pm ET
by chessbored of nobody said life was easy
Piqued their attention
his unlikely genius;
made royal fools of them
Haiku # 37260, September 10, 2006 11:47 pm ET
by chessbored of missing an old friend
power, importance
strength superiority
are you happy now????
Haiku # 37259, September 10, 2006 8:24 pm ET
by preponderance
Squandered syllables
Who in hell gives a right shite
No poems... mere rants
Haiku # 37258, September 10, 2006 4:27 am ET
by Lush
A recrudescent
Precious gem... iridescent
Lickith mine crescent
Haiku # 37257, September 10, 2006 4:08 am ET
by Lush
your opinion counts
it's on the other hand
yeah other fingers
Haiku # 37256, September 10, 2006 1:37 am ET
by pizza eatin happy princess
fell off the wagon
fight the soda addiction;
fight fight fight . my might

Haiku # 37255, September 10, 2006 1:21 am ET
by soda of addictional burps
Captain Oh your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go
Haiku # 37254, September 10, 2006 12:24 am ET
by nena & the bafoons
the Needs of the Many
outweigh the Needs
of the Few
Haiku # 37253, September 9, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by the Shat
overclocking blues
more corrupt than government
my windows have closed
Haiku # 37252, September 9, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by ash
harmonica sing
heard from Morrison attic
my fav little spot

fantastic dinner
great friends wine love and laughter
girls night out a must

fill my cup Oh lord
a different nectar soul dance
drunk wench in a bar
Haiku # 37251, September 9, 2006 12:08 pm ET
by gigue
What not to bring with?
An umbrella not allowed
Even in the rain
Haiku # 37250, September 9, 2006 9:56 am ET
by Janis
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