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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Priests are so dam sure
Its others are wrong, not us!
Kill them! for our god
*
It
Haiku # 37349, September 25, 2006 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Wistful countryside
Dull greens and smoke yellows
Far vistas mist veiled
*
How should I feel here?
Myself insignificant
A part and no more
*
All Mans arrogance
Earths priests force us to believe
Everything for us
*
Question my function
Do we have a true purpose?
For what am I here?
*
Am I pivotal?
What I to the universe?
Inconsequential?
Haiku # 37348, September 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
scandalous gossip
unpublished hush history
Procopius work
Haiku # 37347, September 25, 2006 2:10 am ET
by anecdote
Holding on? Let go?
How do I judge the right time?
Anyway I lose
Haiku # 37346, September 24, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Your eyes betray you
Your thoughts cannot stay hidden
Your eyes tell me all
*
They smile they are sad
An instant of emotions
Held for all to see
Haiku # 37345, September 24, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking for comfort
I slide my hand into yours
This sacred shared touch
Haiku # 37344, September 24, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
love enough.forever
side together ..stranger ways
with another..time
Haiku # 37343, September 24, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by in .. time .. &
fancy your ideals
a creation of vision
melody music
Haiku # 37342, September 24, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by imagination
todays dishwater
rolls over hands that will
caress your breast later.
Haiku # 37341, September 23, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh zabadooey
with such a short time to star
till janis deletes
Haiku # 37340, September 23, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by ash
often brilliant eyes
various and delicate
is beauty lace wing
Haiku # 37339, September 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by neuropterous
Quiet borderland
Between starting a Haiku
Nothing comes, dread hush
*
Need inspiration
My thoughts turn to idiots
They write without thought!
Haiku # 37338, September 23, 2006 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Popular demand?
For such a brief appearance
Must cost an ego
Haiku # 37337, September 23, 2006 8:22 am ET
by By Zabadoooooe
Naked I gambol
Amid heather and brambles
My skin in shambles
Haiku # 37335, September 22, 2006 9:46 am ET
by Lush
Beautiful woman
Sally is my new partner
We
Haiku # 37334, September 22, 2006 7:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pounding sound of rain
Natural sounds of the world
Its flat roof music
Haiku # 37333, September 22, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The words
Haiku # 37332, September 22, 2006 6:33 am ET
by But whats my name
fancy handkerchief
happens to be bass player's
own index finger
Haiku # 37331, September 21, 2006 11:32 am ET
by booger watcher
Delicious flatus,
first fart of this bright new day;
hint of tomatoes
Haiku # 37330, September 21, 2006 5:15 am ET
by chessbored
early bird gets worms
but it seems the second mouse
always gets the cheeeez
Haiku # 37329, September 20, 2006 5:59 pm ET
by hum
'Pop!' goes the weasel
which is really pretty weird
wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 37328, September 20, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by chessbored of ..
it's hard to juggle
too many balls in the air
but worse when one pops
Haiku # 37327, September 20, 2006 5:19 pm ET
by chessbored of stressed
real consequences,
real people's lives, real problems;
self-satisfying shit
Haiku # 37326, September 20, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by chessbored of nice guys finish last
why so sinister?
a real fly in the ointment,
your heart is black ice
Haiku # 37325, September 20, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by chessbored of ...
You think yours is bad
Get a load of these haikus
I think you're clever
Haiku # 37324, September 20, 2006 1:48 pm ET
by kbd
amazing conceit,
use people as means to an end?
go and fuck yourself
Haiku # 37323, September 20, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by chessbored of pissed off
THAI COUP HAIKU
Under martial law
At least the streets will be safe
And the king is loved.
Haiku # 37322, September 20, 2006 11:52 am ET
by jp
knowingly misled
ruthless lying exploiter
plays games with real lives
Haiku # 37321, September 20, 2006 9:23 am ET
by chessbored of shove your job up your arse
Words, we need to hear
Haiku # 37320, September 19, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by But whats my name
Falsely, lovers work.
Birds fairly catch an angel.
Perfumed blossom works.
Haiku # 37319, September 19, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku for You
Tepid, small heat lurks.
Summer wastes fearing hatred.
Perhaps, tarmac walks.
Haiku # 37318, September 19, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Taro Tamagochi
If I could go back
And change one thing from my past
I'd pick conception
Haiku # 37317, September 19, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I often wonder
smart people putting us on
or imbeciles mean it
*
take out my planner
big note to self ~ tomorrow
be spontaneous
Haiku # 37316, September 19, 2006 11:18 am ET
by angel and u know it
With blind conviction
We see the thing we love most
With unseeing eyes
*
Obsessive, certain
Our fixation unheeding
All common sense gone
Haiku # 37315, September 19, 2006 5:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Have you read this lot?
For gods sake write something good
It
Haiku # 37314, September 19, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Engage brain before typing of But whats my name
Trekki question one.
Who do you prefer, James Kirk
or Jean-Luc Picard?
Haiku # 37313, September 18, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
ever get the feel
that you being told "get lost"
or being ignored ??

hmm
well..
all i gotta say is..

na na na na na
your daddy's an alcoholic..and
momma's on welfare ..
Haiku # 37312, September 18, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by down to your level
For a friend upon dropping her phone in the toilet:
Crystal with her phone
Holds the poo-poo to her face
Hello there, Feces?
Haiku # 37311, September 17, 2006 8:30 pm ET
by Somethingunique8 of Springfield, MO
devours all things
final arguments chosen
on top the altar
Haiku # 37310, September 17, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by gigue
Thy tea is bad
Oh bright demon
But for tea we are glad
Haiku # 37309, September 17, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Floating Leaf
you supply me with sum
I'll gratefully give summ back
1 + 1 is 2

Haiku # 37308, September 16, 2006 11:22 am ET
by batman
graphic depictions
cinematic viloence
Theatre Salon
Haiku # 37307, September 16, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Grand Guignol
Some were bad some good
Some of my past works attacked
Why castigated?
Haiku # 37306, September 16, 2006 9:40 am ET
by But what
waterloo sunset .
i die because i'm living . . .
oh! god! it's Kinky!
Haiku # 37305, September 15, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by quicksand peace of Worm Hole
a pork chop sandwich
with coleslaw and apple sauce
now that's good eaten'
Haiku # 37304, September 15, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by crimson mind of phx, az
poor miller's daughter
the straw must be turned into gold
guess my name he sang
Haiku # 37303, September 15, 2006 12:30 pm ET
by Rumplestiltskin
No criticism
Writing under pseudonyms
Some of my best work
Haiku # 37302, September 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by But what
traces of death..grim
BANNED form my video store
prob-bly for the best
Haiku # 37301, September 14, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by I have a nice butt :)
Brent: what do we care?
Scarlett: Fiddle- dee- dee, war
Rhett :Frankly my dear....
Haiku # 37300, September 14, 2006 11:20 am ET
by with the wind
Je vais, Tu vas, Il/
Elle/On va, Nous allons, Vous
Allez, Ils/elles vont.
Haiku # 37299, September 14, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Phlegmée
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