Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

it's hard to juggle
too many balls in the air
but worse when one pops
Haiku # 37327, September 20, 2006 5:19 pm ET
by chessbored of stressed
real consequences,
real people's lives, real problems;
self-satisfying shit
Haiku # 37326, September 20, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by chessbored of nice guys finish last
why so sinister?
a real fly in the ointment,
your heart is black ice
Haiku # 37325, September 20, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by chessbored of ...
You think yours is bad
Get a load of these haikus
I think you're clever
Haiku # 37324, September 20, 2006 1:48 pm ET
by kbd
amazing conceit,
use people as means to an end?
go and fuck yourself
Haiku # 37323, September 20, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by chessbored of pissed off
THAI COUP HAIKU
Under martial law
At least the streets will be safe
And the king is loved.
Haiku # 37322, September 20, 2006 11:52 am ET
by jp
knowingly misled
ruthless lying exploiter
plays games with real lives
Haiku # 37321, September 20, 2006 9:23 am ET
by chessbored of shove your job up your arse
Words, we need to hear
Haiku # 37320, September 19, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by But whats my name
Falsely, lovers work.
Birds fairly catch an angel.
Perfumed blossom works.
Haiku # 37319, September 19, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Haiku for You
Tepid, small heat lurks.
Summer wastes fearing hatred.
Perhaps, tarmac walks.
Haiku # 37318, September 19, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Taro Tamagochi
If I could go back
And change one thing from my past
I'd pick conception
Haiku # 37317, September 19, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I often wonder
smart people putting us on
or imbeciles mean it
*
take out my planner
big note to self ~ tomorrow
be spontaneous
Haiku # 37316, September 19, 2006 11:18 am ET
by angel and u know it
With blind conviction
We see the thing we love most
With unseeing eyes
*
Obsessive, certain
Our fixation unheeding
All common sense gone
Haiku # 37315, September 19, 2006 5:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Have you read this lot?
For gods sake write something good
It
Haiku # 37314, September 19, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Engage brain before typing of But whats my name
Trekki question one.
Who do you prefer, James Kirk
or Jean-Luc Picard?
Haiku # 37313, September 18, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
ever get the feel
that you being told "get lost"
or being ignored ??

hmm
well..
all i gotta say is..

na na na na na
your daddy's an alcoholic..and
momma's on welfare ..
Haiku # 37312, September 18, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by down to your level
For a friend upon dropping her phone in the toilet:
Crystal with her phone
Holds the poo-poo to her face
Hello there, Feces?
Haiku # 37311, September 17, 2006 8:30 pm ET
by Somethingunique8 of Springfield, MO
devours all things
final arguments chosen
on top the altar
Haiku # 37310, September 17, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by gigue
Thy tea is bad
Oh bright demon
But for tea we are glad
Haiku # 37309, September 17, 2006 9:57 am ET
by Floating Leaf
you supply me with sum
I'll gratefully give summ back
1 + 1 is 2

Haiku # 37308, September 16, 2006 11:22 am ET
by batman
graphic depictions
cinematic viloence
Theatre Salon
Haiku # 37307, September 16, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Grand Guignol
Some were bad some good
Some of my past works attacked
Why castigated?
Haiku # 37306, September 16, 2006 9:40 am ET
by But what
waterloo sunset .
i die because i'm living . . .
oh! god! it's Kinky!
Haiku # 37305, September 15, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by quicksand peace of Worm Hole
a pork chop sandwich
with coleslaw and apple sauce
now that's good eaten'
Haiku # 37304, September 15, 2006 7:42 pm ET
by crimson mind of phx, az
poor miller's daughter
the straw must be turned into gold
guess my name he sang
Haiku # 37303, September 15, 2006 12:30 pm ET
by Rumplestiltskin
No criticism
Writing under pseudonyms
Some of my best work
Haiku # 37302, September 15, 2006 11:30 am ET
by But what
traces of death..grim
BANNED form my video store
prob-bly for the best
Haiku # 37301, September 14, 2006 1:28 pm ET
by I have a nice butt :)
Brent: what do we care?
Scarlett: Fiddle- dee- dee, war
Rhett :Frankly my dear....
Haiku # 37300, September 14, 2006 11:20 am ET
by with the wind
Je vais, Tu vas, Il/
Elle/On va, Nous allons, Vous
Allez, Ils/elles vont.
Haiku # 37299, September 14, 2006 6:48 am ET
by Phlegmée
Eating much funghi
I see rainbow-halo'ed moon
And green face-flowers.
Haiku # 37298, September 14, 2006 6:37 am ET
by Phlegmy of Hallucination
Play the game of life?
Some say the dice are loaded;
my dice say 'Boggle'
Haiku # 37297, September 14, 2006 5:32 am ET
by chessbored of square pegs and round holes
So my darling wife
has both sets of keys with her;
locked in my own home
Haiku # 37296, September 14, 2006 5:29 am ET
by chessbored of duh
my word about it
will remain alone, withdrawl
sleep, I pray for hand
Haiku # 37295, September 14, 2006 1:03 am ET
by too tired
firefox proactive
try : bookmarks, manage bookmarks
file, export, save in
Haiku # 37294, September 13, 2006 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Hey, thanks Firefox!
You lost all of my bookmarks
for the sixth time
Haiku # 37293, September 13, 2006 8:14 pm ET
by chessbored of : (
Iron filings and
Some lashings of glue will make
Bald men magnetic
Haiku # 37292, September 13, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by An Alumnus of Manc
cynic: a man who
when he smells flowers, starts to
look for a coffin
Haiku # 37291, September 13, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
breathe the words that burn
thoughts that do with fire glow
bleed white hot water
Haiku # 37290, September 13, 2006 2:27 am ET
by gigue
drinking beer is good
drinking more beer is better
you're getting cuter
Haiku # 37289, September 12, 2006 11:20 pm ET
by where you at
rain stops beating down
clam winds taste natures wisp
puddles vaporize
Haiku # 37288, September 12, 2006 9:52 pm ET
by to real men
the delusion peaks
allowing flow over to there
surrender music
Haiku # 37287, September 12, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by 8888888
My Tormented heart
She loves me she loves me not
I
Haiku # 37286, September 12, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by Real men do cry
silly delusion
but the touch here is real ..mine
safe as a dream ..safe
Haiku # 37285, September 12, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by silent lucidity
smell deeply ,leaves
quiet boredom and sweet need
steady of love ..heart
Haiku # 37284, September 12, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by she
There on the island
Amazing show in the sky
Mushrooms effective
Haiku # 37283, September 12, 2006 5:56 pm ET
by Janis
eject in a stream
pompous, oratorical
spitting out quiver
Haiku # 37282, September 12, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by gigue
get over yourself
it's meant in the nicest way
down form your fences
Haiku # 37281, September 12, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by joker is the only fool
Wayeb' comes take heed
portals open, boundaries gone
ward off the evil
Haiku # 37280, September 12, 2006 11:49 am ET
by gigue
Iron cross valor old
once was good now sinister
unless black to red

Haiku # 37279, September 12, 2006 11:10 am ET
by gigue
it's disconcerting
old folks used to seem older
then i became one
Haiku # 37278, September 12, 2006 8:56 am ET
by ash
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