Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

part of the new wave
it's just the old wave in blue
but so much better
Haiku # 36090, May 31, 2006 3:33 am ET
by ash
Delayed reactions
The province of a drunkard
Many signposts missed
Haiku # 36089, May 30, 2006 11:17 pm ET
by Lush
Loving/hating sports
teams? Live vicariously?
Must get a full life.
Haiku # 36088, May 30, 2006 10:22 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Just another test
Once again in haiku form
Just another test
Haiku # 36087, May 30, 2006 4:39 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is just a test
In haiku form nonetheless
This is just a test
Haiku # 36086, May 30, 2006 4:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
fame of infamy
another one bites the dust
mediocrity
Haiku # 36085, May 30, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by Janis
things were diff'rent then
i used to be more normal
or less abnormal

retrospectively
i used to be lots of things
and i still will be
Haiku # 36084, May 30, 2006 7:30 am ET
by ash
Entitled -- Alliteration:
Titillating tales
Trigger turgid tumescence.
Toss! Tautology!
Haiku # 36083, May 30, 2006 2:37 am ET
by Lush
A super hot day
Full of all work and no play
At the end of May
Haiku # 36082, May 29, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The damned TTC
On wildcat strike this morning
Fucks up commute
Haiku # 36081, May 29, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Janis
Strawberries forming
Emerging from white flowers
Hardly noteworthy
Haiku # 36080, May 28, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Janis of the backyard
cymbal strike curtailed,
or, glass broken for diamonds
each a crash and grab
Haiku # 36079, May 28, 2006 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Cruciverbalist:
One who drafts crossword puzzles.
Who doth give a shit?
Haiku # 36078, May 28, 2006 1:26 am ET
by Lush
Search function reveals
No prior "calamity."
Enhanced lexicon
Haiku # 36077, May 28, 2006 1:24 am ET
by Lush
Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference
Haiku # 36076, May 28, 2006 1:06 am ET
by Lush
Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast
Haiku # 36075, May 28, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Lush
Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles
Haiku # 36074, May 28, 2006 12:58 am ET
by Lush
Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.
Haiku # 36073, May 28, 2006 12:56 am ET
by Lush
Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.
Haiku # 36072, May 28, 2006 12:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.
Haiku # 36071, May 27, 2006 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me

Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
Haiku # 36070, May 27, 2006 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
Haiku # 36069, May 27, 2006 7:55 am ET
by ash
who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild
Haiku # 36068, May 27, 2006 7:48 am ET
by ash
i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me
Haiku # 36067, May 27, 2006 7:45 am ET
by ash
Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.
Haiku # 36066, May 26, 2006 11:07 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.
Haiku # 36065, May 26, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by 101 ways to cook Arthropods
I knock up your wife,
leaving you to raise my spawn.
Think hard - Who I am?
Haiku # 36064, May 26, 2006 2:12 pm ET
by Seduced lawn boy
Blistering hot sun
Sweat on my brow, working hard
to figure out cows
Haiku # 36063, May 26, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by Cowboy Philosopher
Ostrich ranch wrangler,
realize your dreams, don't let
the Man keep you down
Haiku # 36062, May 26, 2006 12:48 pm ET
by Motivational speaker
Guns, food, and water.
Plenty of ammo, radio.
Porn and vaseline.
Haiku # 36061, May 26, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Short checklist for bird flu
Sole fate you offer:
a soft tongue bath for my balls
nice offer, no thanks
Haiku # 36060, May 26, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frank Zappa wrote this
Chunga
Haiku # 36059, May 26, 2006 10:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Zappa was right, from
heavenly bank account to
you are what you is
Haiku # 36058, May 26, 2006 9:24 am ET
by Janis
lest ye want to meet your fate
you silly anteating slut
don't talk now
Haiku # 36057, May 26, 2006 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
him bin long time now
Haiku # 36056, May 26, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
Mango popsicle.
Tasty. Made in Mexico.
Still pretty tasty.
Haiku # 36055, May 26, 2006 12:11 am ET
by Ice cream man
Trilobite dreaming
Holochroal eyes, filter mud for food
You'd make a great pet
Haiku # 36054, May 26, 2006 12:00 am ET
by Things were better in the Devonian
Sixteen point nine three
Bad Haiku per day. Tell me:
What do they all mean?
Haiku # 36053, May 25, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by The ponderer
Moderate thyself
before asking moderation
lest ye be thwacked
Haiku # 36052, May 25, 2006 11:44 pm ET
by Slapcake Sam
luxurious smile,
salacious eyes invite
I dissolve in her
Haiku # 36051, May 25, 2006 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corn dogs, chili beer
Sassafras soda, pork rinds
huckleberry pie
Haiku # 36050, May 25, 2006 11:14 pm ET
by Things that go better with sex
Measure by measure,
stepping over the ruler
of centimetres
Haiku # 36049, May 25, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by Janis
Edmonton Oilers
I've hated you all my days
That feeling endures
Haiku # 36048, May 25, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fook all these bastards
Jaaaannnnniiiiiiiiissssss!!!
Must moderate this numbsense
Haiku # 36047, May 25, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never fathered;
Genetic algorithms:
I survive in code
Haiku # 36046, May 25, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Hal 9000
It will surpass us:
Genetic computation
but not the Haiku
Haiku # 36045, May 25, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Working on the code now
I thought mine was big
This was until I saw that
Grandma had a cock
Haiku # 36044, May 25, 2006 2:50 pm ET
by He looks like his Grandma
Garlic parmesan
jalapeno pesto. Wow.
Life is pretty good.
Haiku # 36043, May 25, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by Goes with cardboard
California
flatbread. Trendy, hip, costly.
Tastes much like cardboard.
Haiku # 36042, May 25, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two red dots on thumb
Skin peeling away, sore, numb.
What is with my thumb?
Haiku # 36041, May 25, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Amateur Doctor
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