Yours an ass so wide
The toilet seat up or down
Makes no difference
by Lush
Horrid reflection
Sheer abandonment of hope
An IHOP breakfast
by Lush
Morbid fantasy
Rampant exsanguination
Flood of corpuscles
by Lush
Alternative rock?
Some independent labels?
Either good or bad.
by Lush
Missle silo day
Rusty hulk of instant death.
Signed the guestbook.
by Anonymous Poet
We should imprison
All who lie about their age.
Screw chronology.
by Lush
We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me
Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
by ash
who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild
by ash
i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me
by ash
Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.
by Ryan of Korea
Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.
by 101 ways to cook Arthropods
I knock up your wife,
leaving you to raise my spawn.
Think hard - Who I am?
by Seduced lawn boy
Blistering hot sun
Sweat on my brow, working hard
to figure out cows
by Cowboy Philosopher
Ostrich ranch wrangler,
realize your dreams, don't let
the Man keep you down
by Motivational speaker
Guns, food, and water.
Plenty of ammo, radio.
Porn and vaseline.
by Short checklist for bird flu
Sole fate you offer:
a soft tongue bath for my balls
nice offer, no thanks
by Anonymous Poet
Frank Zappa wrote this
Chunga
by William Nippress
Zappa was right, from
heavenly bank account to
you are what you is
by Janis
lest ye want to meet your fate
you silly anteating slut
don't talk now
by Anonymous Poet
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
him bin long time now
by ash
Mango popsicle.
Tasty. Made in Mexico.
Still pretty tasty.
by Ice cream man
Trilobite dreaming
Holochroal eyes, filter mud for food
You'd make a great pet
by Things were better in the Devonian
Sixteen point nine three
Bad Haiku per day. Tell me:
What do they all mean?
by The ponderer
Moderate thyself
before asking moderation
lest ye be thwacked
by Slapcake Sam
luxurious smile,
salacious eyes invite
I dissolve in her
by Anonymous Poet
Corn dogs, chili beer
Sassafras soda, pork rinds
huckleberry pie
by Things that go better with sex
Measure by measure,
stepping over the ruler
of centimetres
by Janis
Edmonton Oilers
I've hated you all my days
That feeling endures
by Anonymous Poet
fook all these bastards
Jaaaannnnniiiiiiiiissssss!!!
Must moderate this numbsense
by Anonymous Poet
Never fathered;
Genetic algorithms:
I survive in code
by Hal 9000
It will surpass us:
Genetic computation
but not the Haiku
by Working on the code now
I thought mine was big
This was until I saw that
Grandma had a cock
by He looks like his Grandma
Garlic parmesan
jalapeno pesto. Wow.
Life is pretty good.
by Goes with cardboard
California
flatbread. Trendy, hip, costly.
Tastes much like cardboard.
by Anonymous Poet
Two red dots on thumb
Skin peeling away, sore, numb.
What is with my thumb?
by Amateur Doctor
Superstring theory.
Multiple universes.
All he wants is laid.
by Observer of lonely physics guy
Hawk poops in my face
My diagnosis: bird flu
Don't look up. Ever.
by Frustrated dead guy
Conclusion jumped
But why the insert error?
Humble apology
by Anonymous Poet
Censorship, eh? Bah.
Rot in your hell of shit waves.
Close your mind further
by 1984
Janis keep the wave
Make the colour blue and white
My original
by Katsushika Hokusai
I'll swim undeterred
crystal adriatic sea
pooh to shitty waves
by mellie
The shit coloured wave
Envelopes the site header
Time for replacement?
by Janis
Banality Rex
Evolution, Survival
Full of one's self verse
by Janis
pity the humans
victims of circumstances
beyond their control
by ash
Hello Kitty rules!
I'm like: you didn't know that?
I'm like: whatever
by Kunta kittay
Bleeding hearts unite:
Toyota Prius saves gas
Suicide saves more
by Facts of life
Pristine spring forest
Fallen log with yellow spots
When did I eat corn?
by Cornholio
Snail inches along.
The razor blade splits it in half.
Two squishy pieces.
by Gentle thoughts
Smelly cockroach, pain.
Unlighted box confines me.
Nine years now. You well?
by Just wanted to say hello
