Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

We danced with new moves
Tango with Lorna last night
Instructor told me

Hold her close to you
Could feel her body held close
How I wanted her
Haiku # 36070, May 27, 2006 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
indiscriminate
astronomy makes me small
it makes you small too
Haiku # 36069, May 27, 2006 7:55 am ET
by ash
who are these children
my music collection asks
who scheme and run wild
Haiku # 36068, May 27, 2006 7:48 am ET
by ash
i'm indecisive
i like to ponder a lot
when time allows me
Haiku # 36067, May 27, 2006 7:45 am ET
by ash
Frogger is a game
Not a guide to crossing streets
We found out in Seoul.
Haiku # 36066, May 26, 2006 11:07 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
Morning on the range.
Scorpion waits in my boot.
Tastes good with coffee.
Haiku # 36065, May 26, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by 101 ways to cook Arthropods
I knock up your wife,
leaving you to raise my spawn.
Think hard - Who I am?
Haiku # 36064, May 26, 2006 2:12 pm ET
by Seduced lawn boy
Blistering hot sun
Sweat on my brow, working hard
to figure out cows
Haiku # 36063, May 26, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by Cowboy Philosopher
Ostrich ranch wrangler,
realize your dreams, don't let
the Man keep you down
Haiku # 36062, May 26, 2006 12:48 pm ET
by Motivational speaker
Guns, food, and water.
Plenty of ammo, radio.
Porn and vaseline.
Haiku # 36061, May 26, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Short checklist for bird flu
Sole fate you offer:
a soft tongue bath for my balls
nice offer, no thanks
Haiku # 36060, May 26, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frank Zappa wrote this
Chunga
Haiku # 36059, May 26, 2006 10:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Zappa was right, from
heavenly bank account to
you are what you is
Haiku # 36058, May 26, 2006 9:24 am ET
by Janis
lest ye want to meet your fate
you silly anteating slut
don't talk now
Haiku # 36057, May 26, 2006 3:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
him bin long time now
Haiku # 36056, May 26, 2006 12:20 am ET
by ash
Mango popsicle.
Tasty. Made in Mexico.
Still pretty tasty.
Haiku # 36055, May 26, 2006 12:11 am ET
by Ice cream man
Trilobite dreaming
Holochroal eyes, filter mud for food
You'd make a great pet
Haiku # 36054, May 26, 2006 12:00 am ET
by Things were better in the Devonian
Sixteen point nine three
Bad Haiku per day. Tell me:
What do they all mean?
Haiku # 36053, May 25, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by The ponderer
Moderate thyself
before asking moderation
lest ye be thwacked
Haiku # 36052, May 25, 2006 11:44 pm ET
by Slapcake Sam
luxurious smile,
salacious eyes invite
I dissolve in her
Haiku # 36051, May 25, 2006 11:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corn dogs, chili beer
Sassafras soda, pork rinds
huckleberry pie
Haiku # 36050, May 25, 2006 11:14 pm ET
by Things that go better with sex
Measure by measure,
stepping over the ruler
of centimetres
Haiku # 36049, May 25, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by Janis
Edmonton Oilers
I've hated you all my days
That feeling endures
Haiku # 36048, May 25, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fook all these bastards
Jaaaannnnniiiiiiiiissssss!!!
Must moderate this numbsense
Haiku # 36047, May 25, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never fathered;
Genetic algorithms:
I survive in code
Haiku # 36046, May 25, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Hal 9000
It will surpass us:
Genetic computation
but not the Haiku
Haiku # 36045, May 25, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Working on the code now
I thought mine was big
This was until I saw that
Grandma had a cock
Haiku # 36044, May 25, 2006 2:50 pm ET
by He looks like his Grandma
Garlic parmesan
jalapeno pesto. Wow.
Life is pretty good.
Haiku # 36043, May 25, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by Goes with cardboard
California
flatbread. Trendy, hip, costly.
Tastes much like cardboard.
Haiku # 36042, May 25, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two red dots on thumb
Skin peeling away, sore, numb.
What is with my thumb?
Haiku # 36041, May 25, 2006 1:55 pm ET
by Amateur Doctor
Superstring theory.
Multiple universes.
All he wants is laid.
Haiku # 36040, May 25, 2006 1:51 pm ET
by Observer of lonely physics guy
Hawk poops in my face
My diagnosis: bird flu
Don't look up. Ever.
Haiku # 36039, May 25, 2006 12:56 pm ET
by Frustrated dead guy
Conclusion jumped
But why the insert error?
Humble apology
Haiku # 36038, May 25, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Censorship, eh? Bah.
Rot in your hell of shit waves.
Close your mind further
Haiku # 36037, May 25, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by 1984
Janis keep the wave
Make the colour blue and white
My original
Haiku # 36036, May 25, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Katsushika Hokusai
I'll swim undeterred
crystal adriatic sea
pooh to shitty waves
Haiku # 36035, May 25, 2006 11:50 am ET
by mellie
The shit coloured wave
Envelopes the site header
Time for replacement?
Haiku # 36034, May 25, 2006 11:04 am ET
by Janis
Banality Rex
Evolution, Survival
Full of one's self verse
Haiku # 36033, May 25, 2006 10:59 am ET
by Janis
pity the humans
victims of circumstances
beyond their control
Haiku # 36032, May 25, 2006 6:23 am ET
by ash
Hello Kitty rules!
I'm like: you didn't know that?
I'm like: whatever
Haiku # 36031, May 24, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Kunta kittay
Bleeding hearts unite:
Toyota Prius saves gas
Suicide saves more
Haiku # 36030, May 24, 2006 7:09 pm ET
by Facts of life
Pristine spring forest
Fallen log with yellow spots
When did I eat corn?
Haiku # 36029, May 24, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by Cornholio
Snail inches along.
The razor blade splits it in half.
Two squishy pieces.
Haiku # 36028, May 24, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by Gentle thoughts
Smelly cockroach, pain.
Unlighted box confines me.
Nine years now. You well?
Haiku # 36027, May 24, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by Just wanted to say hello
What a cake job, eh?
UPS parcel driver
Big truck, fun, hot chicks
Haiku # 36026, May 24, 2006 6:19 pm ET
by Blammo
Furry pet's teeth
Sharp. Make oral sex difficult,
and bloody affair
Haiku # 36025, May 24, 2006 6:10 pm ET
by Hamster lover
Hello dear spam bot
I love how you waste my time
But you make me write
Haiku # 36024, May 24, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monty Python is
to 'funny' what accountant's
are to 'boring' blokes
Haiku # 36023, May 23, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Crimson Mind
Big thick bettz, one thick bettle
hei bettz, where u gonna
with zeth big goon in ya hand
Haiku # 36022, May 23, 2006 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Super heroes die,
but their memories live on...
bad is good, baby!
Haiku # 36021, May 23, 2006 3:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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