Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Censorship, eh? Bah.
Rot in your hell of shit waves.
Close your mind further
Haiku # 36037, May 25, 2006 12:45 pm ET
by 1984
Janis keep the wave
Make the colour blue and white
My original
Haiku # 36036, May 25, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Katsushika Hokusai
I'll swim undeterred
crystal adriatic sea
pooh to shitty waves
Haiku # 36035, May 25, 2006 11:50 am ET
by mellie
The shit coloured wave
Envelopes the site header
Time for replacement?
Haiku # 36034, May 25, 2006 11:04 am ET
by Janis
Banality Rex
Evolution, Survival
Full of one's self verse
Haiku # 36033, May 25, 2006 10:59 am ET
by Janis
pity the humans
victims of circumstances
beyond their control
Haiku # 36032, May 25, 2006 6:23 am ET
by ash
Hello Kitty rules!
I'm like: you didn't know that?
I'm like: whatever
Haiku # 36031, May 24, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Kunta kittay
Bleeding hearts unite:
Toyota Prius saves gas
Suicide saves more
Haiku # 36030, May 24, 2006 7:09 pm ET
by Facts of life
Pristine spring forest
Fallen log with yellow spots
When did I eat corn?
Haiku # 36029, May 24, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by Cornholio
Snail inches along.
The razor blade splits it in half.
Two squishy pieces.
Haiku # 36028, May 24, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by Gentle thoughts
Smelly cockroach, pain.
Unlighted box confines me.
Nine years now. You well?
Haiku # 36027, May 24, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by Just wanted to say hello
What a cake job, eh?
UPS parcel driver
Big truck, fun, hot chicks
Haiku # 36026, May 24, 2006 6:19 pm ET
by Blammo
Furry pet's teeth
Sharp. Make oral sex difficult,
and bloody affair
Haiku # 36025, May 24, 2006 6:10 pm ET
by Hamster lover
Hello dear spam bot
I love how you waste my time
But you make me write
Haiku # 36024, May 24, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monty Python is
to 'funny' what accountant's
are to 'boring' blokes
Haiku # 36023, May 23, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Crimson Mind
Big thick bettz, one thick bettle
hei bettz, where u gonna
with zeth big goon in ya hand
Haiku # 36022, May 23, 2006 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Super heroes die,
but their memories live on...
bad is good, baby!
Haiku # 36021, May 23, 2006 3:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Talking on the sidewalk with a woman
PT Cruiser passing by
Three men laughing inside
---
A gust of windshield antifreeze
catches my eyes
Ruining my mood for the evening
---
I don't know if Mr.Bush knows
Why I was sent to Belgrade (Iraq)
To suffer this Serbian terror
---
some % of Serbs
What they have against me an't sure
But sure as hell, they "know" me
---
Fuck you too
And hope you rot in hell
Whoever set me with this bloody trap
---
A day will come
Hope you will get yours, yours, yours...
And you will get it Bastards
Haiku # 36020, May 23, 2006 3:12 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia
A long, tall fence: a
blunt approach to a problem
multifarious.
Haiku # 36019, May 22, 2006 5:49 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
eliminate the
impossible, whatever
remains must be truth


- inspired by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (May 22, 1859)
Haiku # 36018, May 22, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by crimson mind
Found Haiku no. 1 = Donald Rumsfeld

"It is easier
to get into something than
to get out of it."
Haiku # 36017, May 22, 2006 1:27 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
We could fight about
agreeing to disagree
Or not. Whatever
Haiku # 36016, May 22, 2006 1:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The poet's two friends.
His readers and his critics
Not in that order
Haiku # 36015, May 22, 2006 1:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
You need just two skills
First love, then literacy
Then numeracy
Haiku # 36014, May 22, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
I write a satire
it's about a parody
about irony
Haiku # 36013, May 22, 2006 11:47 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Last caller's number
I could call start sixty nine
or the NSA
Haiku # 36012, May 22, 2006 11:27 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Barbara Tuchman wrote
Wars are the unfolding of
Miscalculations
Haiku # 36011, May 22, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Complicated Burps
Must be G W Bush
Come clean and admit
Haiku # 36010, May 22, 2006 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dumb chinese spam bot
Your pesky non-haiku prose
Is fun to replace
Haiku # 36009, May 21, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Janis
twenty-four inch screen
i can see more than before
shame about my eyes
Haiku # 36008, May 21, 2006 9:12 am ET
by ash
I'm so impressive:
I can burp my A-B-C's.
I rule this planet!
Haiku # 36007, May 20, 2006 9:24 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Devoid of T.P.
Used the cardboard cylinder
Anal chafing sucks
Haiku # 36006, May 20, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by Lush
the beach or the beach ?
easy... i'm already there
life's a holiday
Haiku # 36005, May 20, 2006 7:45 pm ET
by ash
So, Gaza, Darfur
Paris? You know, it's a pain
Vacation planning
Haiku # 36004, May 20, 2006 7:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Watch. I learned this trick
I just....oh damn!...just pretend
that didn't happen
Haiku # 36003, May 20, 2006 7:40 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All librarians
They hate the books - and they love?
Every index card
Haiku # 36002, May 20, 2006 7:33 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
southern hemisphere
where our light comes from the north
or i bend over
Haiku # 36001, May 20, 2006 7:31 am ET
by ash
Power to punish
Power to cure, educate
Pretty much the same
Haiku # 36000, May 20, 2006 7:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Sure, you try to put
wings on a pig - it doesn't
make it an eagle
Haiku # 35999, May 20, 2006 7:20 am ET
by Brady of Sucked in to jet engines
False friends - like ivy
They both decay and ruin
the walls they embrace
Haiku # 35998, May 20, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
My southern neighbours
They build way too many walls
Not enough bridges
Haiku # 35997, May 20, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Relaxation haiku


Reading Nipresses
Haiku # 35996, May 20, 2006 6:14 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia
Did you like the word?
I tried for double meaning
Lies, clever I thought
Haiku # 35995, May 20, 2006 5:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Pink cherry blossom
Falling like candyfloss snow
Lies thick on the ground
Haiku # 35994, May 20, 2006 5:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Photojournalists,
'Neath guise of civic service,
Are pornographers.
Haiku # 35993, May 19, 2006 7:14 pm ET
by Lush
Put a stink up his ass, say it's "political"
When you dislike what you hear
Don't forget to label it "rant"
Haiku # 35992, May 19, 2006 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pete did not voice his
Simpson's character. Pete had
brother Paul do it.


-- Happy Birthday to Pete Townshend (5/19/1945)
Haiku # 35991, May 19, 2006 2:51 pm ET
by Crimson Mind
Japanese donation, yellow bus No. 26
Driver put on a heat
Underneath my seat
---
Scorching my balls
I don't know if Mr.Bush knows
Why I was sent to Belgrade (Iraq)
---
To suffer this Serbian terror
some % of Serbs
What they have against me an't sure
---
But sure as hell, they "know" me
Fuck you too
And hope you rot in hell
---
Whoever set me with this bloody game
Hope you get yours, yours, yours...
And you will get it Bastards
Haiku # 35990, May 19, 2006 2:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
"Christian Athletes",
and "Lutheran Investors, ...
Self-segregation.
Haiku # 35989, May 19, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Political rants
In random paragraph form
Will be deleted
Haiku # 35988, May 19, 2006 12:58 pm ET
by Janis
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